clownfoot
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Joined: 26/9/2005 From: The ickle town of Fuck, Austria
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Even the Barca players agree that Chelsea were the best team on the night... (courtesy of The Guardian's Fiver column) quote:
After being battered at Stamford Bridge last night, you'd think Barcelona would have picked up a few tips from Chelsea. But no, rather than blame their defeat on the referee, the pitch, congestion on the Tube or evil reptilian humanoids hell-bent on global domination, the Spaniards accepted that they were foiled by - wait for it - a team that played better than them. "They're a very dangerous opponent and they know how to close up a game," confessed midfielder Andres Iniesta. Fair-minded Argentinian whelp Lionel Messi even had the good grace to decline a tap-in gleefully offered to him by gock-stirring hacks, responding to suggestions that Chelsea's tackling had been rougher than Christian Ziege's face with the simple rejoinder: "Their tackling was fine; there were no problems like that." But humility can be taken too far, and when you hear Rafael Marquez fretting that "teams may have worked us out, they put more pressure on us, giving us less opportunity to score," you begin to wonder if Barca, for all their beauty and brilliance, are as brittle as the neurotic Arsenal "Invincibles" of 2003-04, who were so shaken by losing to the MU Rowdies after 49 matches undefeated that they needed at least 12 months, five transfers and one gigantic kick up the hole from Cesc Fabregas to recover. If Barca were hoping to ease back into their stride with a cosy domestic win this weekend, then their opponents - old chums Real Madrid - have other plans. "They're certainly not as strong as they used to be!" cackled Real ringleader Predrag Mijatovic. "Whereas our mental state and our determination are all tip-top - and unlike them, we won [in Big Cup] this week!" he continued before excitedly suggesting: "success has made them tired and complacent, even if they won't admit it." Which is a bit rich coming from the head of Real Madrid, even if he won't admit it.
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