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The Charlotte Church Show - 1/9/2006 10:30:38 PM   
sanchia


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I know i've only seen half of this but wtf. 

Ok Charlotte we know you're Welsh so you don't need to make every fourth word "Welsh" I knew this was a likelyhood from the fact she said it about 10 times in a thirty second advert but get over it for gods sake!  Also I know you can swear after all you are doing it pretty continuously.  Now all you need to do is learn how to present a programme in a half decent manner rather than the crappy amateurish way you are doing with this one and stop being so annoying.  Go back to the classical singing if the ciggies haven't destroyed your voice at least you were able to do that without embarrasing yourself as you are with this dross.

I get the feeling Channel 4 has finished Big Brother so felt they have to throw more crap at the public and here it is in all its stinking glory.

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RE: The Charlotte Church Show - 1/9/2006 10:33:20 PM   
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It's shit beyond belief. I was almost offended by its shitness.

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RE: The Charlotte Church Show - 1/9/2006 10:39:52 PM   
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utter bollocks

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RE: The Charlotte Church Show - 1/9/2006 11:13:59 PM   
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I thought it was a bit wobbly but not actually that bad. It was like reading a Welsh version of Heat magazine with skits, and I am partial to a bit of trash now and then.  I'll give it another chance.

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RE: The Charlotte Church Show - 2/9/2006 12:34:25 AM   
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As mindless Friday evening entertainment goes, I quite enjoyed it. 

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RE: The Charlotte Church Show - 2/9/2006 12:55:29 AM   
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I did chuckle a couple of times but her constant swearing put me off...and I swear more than her!  Yeah, I gave up after ten minutes.  C4 seem to keep giving us the same 'topical' chat show and just changing the presenter and it's past tedious now.

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RE: The Charlotte Church Show - 2/9/2006 1:08:16 AM   
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quote:

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I did chuckle a couple of times but her constant swearing put me off...and I swear more than her!  Yeah, I gave up after ten minutes.  C4 seem to keep giving us the same 'topical' chat show and just changing the presenter and it's past tedious now.

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RE: The Charlotte Church Show - 2/9/2006 1:22:15 PM   
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Yep it was crap, i watched till the end to see if the feeling could save it, but she started singing with them!

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RE: The Charlotte Church Show - 2/9/2006 1:41:42 PM   
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I did get deja vu when watching it, as Cater said the format is so tired by now it's ridculous.  I gave up at the first ad break just after I posted this thread.  It didn't help they had Denise Van Outen doing her "Luverly jubbly, apples and pears" approach which she sometimes, very annoyingly, does.  Can anyone remember when she used to be ok on tv before she became a characature of herself, it seems like so long ago.

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RE: The Charlotte Church Show - 2/9/2006 6:17:13 PM   
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She was so fit on The Big Breakfast.  Then she went into Theatre and Johnny Vaugn went bald. 

I hate getting old.

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RE: The Charlotte Church Show - 2/9/2006 8:39:25 PM   
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I avoided this like the plague being Welsh I really wish we had better representatives in the world Church please shut up...god I nearly died of embarrassment when CZJ won a BAFTA then the whole Oggy thing....Ahhhhh! No not again!

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RE: The Charlotte Church Show - 3/9/2006 10:22:25 AM   
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It was pretty shit but i like the bit when she disguised herself as a black guy in the dating thing.

Charlotte aint got nothing on Katherine jenkins who is the real representative of wales





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RE: The Charlotte Church Show - 3/9/2006 10:32:46 AM   
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whats welsh for FUCK ME.
are those real. dont remember them being that big.

i think the church show has got 6 episodes max. jonathan ross is back next week with ricky gervais and the killers. the best charlotte can hope for is people watch the first half of her crap before ross.
i kept asking myself. what is this? what is it about? it's just a mess of all the other crap channel 4 friday night shows.
even moving it to 9.30pm wontt save it.

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RE: The Charlotte Church Show - 3/9/2006 10:58:38 AM   
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jonathan ross is back next week with ricky gervais and the killers


Fucking yes! I was wondering when he was coming back, and with Gervais? Brilliant.


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RE: The Charlotte Church Show - 3/9/2006 11:43:28 AM   
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I thought Church herself was okay, it was the whole sub-Girlie Show format and the tit comedian that made me want to slash my eye balls. Shite.

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RE: The Charlotte Church Show - 3/9/2006 1:43:33 PM   
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I thought the show was ok, it's better than the usual crap they show on Channel 4 anyway!

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RE: The Charlotte Church Show - 3/9/2006 2:45:48 PM   
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I thought that Charlotte was on ok presenter, but the show format is utter crud. So unbelievably unfunny, I cringed in places....
Still, channel 4 redeemed themselves with the wonderful Ali G show afterwards. I swear Borat is the one of the funniest comedic creations ever!

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RE: The Charlotte Church Show - 3/9/2006 3:32:41 PM   
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I thought that Charlotte was on ok presenter, but the show format is utter crud. So unbelievably unfunny, I cringed in places....
Still, channel 4 redeemed themselves with the wonderful Ali G show afterwards. I swear Borat is the one of the funniest comedic creations ever!


Yeah it was very funny, started a thread a couple of days back, it needs suport.

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RE: The Charlotte Church Show - 4/9/2006 12:25:17 PM   
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quote:

Charlotte aint got nothing on Katherine jenkins who is the real representative of wales



More info please....

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RE: The Charlotte Church Show - 4/9/2006 12:37:13 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Caster

quote:

Charlotte aint got nothing on Katherine jenkins who is the real representative of wales



More info please....



I think she's the opera singer with the lovely lungs.  Used to be a music teacher.

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RE: The Charlotte Church Show - 4/9/2006 2:42:00 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: sanchia

quote:

ORIGINAL: Caster

quote:

Charlotte aint got nothing on Katherine jenkins who is the real representative of wales



More info please....



I think she's the opera singer with the lovely lungs.  Used to be a music teacher.




Anyway, Church is awful. I'm not a big fan of Ross as a critic but the sooner he's back the better.

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RE: The Charlotte Church Show - 4/9/2006 2:57:34 PM   
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Yeah, I think she was on the radio yesterday, course radio doesn't do her justice really.  same with Charlotte Church.

Although, The Charlotte Church show was pretty bad.  She's maybe a singer/performer but she's no TV presenter.  Maybe she'll get better.

Still, what about the show 'Whatever' that came on a bit later on Channel 4?  Yeesh.


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RE: The Charlotte Church Show - 4/9/2006 4:29:41 PM   
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I actually avoided this show when I saw the advert. It seems to be aimed at Welsh people, so why bother watching it? I mean do you think someone in Inverness will go 'oo look it's Welsh! can't miss that' I don't like Charlotte Church anyway, too annoying for me.

If there has to be a show about being from Wales, I'd prefer Griff Rhys-Jones or Katherine Jenkins to present it.

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RE: The Charlotte Church Show - 4/9/2006 5:04:33 PM   
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Info - http://uk.askmen.com/women/singer_300/325c_katherine_jenkins.html

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RE: The Charlotte Church Show - 4/9/2006 5:13:52 PM   
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yeah shame her dress is yuck.
how many times did charlotte church say wales or welsh. it's a bit sad really. people cheering because they are in wales.

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RE: The Charlotte Church Show - 4/9/2006 5:17:18 PM   
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I actually avoided this show when I saw the advert. It seems to be aimed at Welsh people, so why bother watching it? I mean do you think someone in Inverness will go 'oo look it's Welsh! can't miss that' I don't like Charlotte Church anyway, too annoying for me.

If there has to be a show about being from Wales, I'd prefer Griff Rhys-Jones or Katherine Jenkins to present it.

 
I hope it wasn't aimed at Welsh people or about being from Wales; we aren't all loud mouth swearing chavs!

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RE: The Charlotte Church Show - 4/9/2006 7:17:54 PM   
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I bloody can't stand Charlotte Church  I think even moreso because it seems everyone is supposed to like her just because she's a gobby cow. I flicked this on for sheer curiousity value and balked during the theme tune bit and switched it off. I flicked one more time during her and DVO droning on about "curvy" this and that *yawn* so that was the nail in the coffin for me. I'll be carefully avioding in the future.

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RE: The Charlotte Church Show - 5/9/2006 12:21:29 AM   
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It wasn't very good but I think Church could be a good presenter. The problem wasn't her, it was the show itself. It seemed like everything was being thrown at the wall in the hopes something would stick. The guests were crap, some of comdey stuff was alright, the constant emphasising of Wales was OTT and annoying. If they actully decide on what they wanted the show to be I think it could work far better and as I said I think she does have potential.

Although with Jonathan Ross starting next week I doubt I will tune in again.

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RE: The Charlotte Church Show - 5/9/2006 11:47:22 PM   
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I read in the paper that Church reckons she can take viewers away from Jonathan Ross - I hope she isn't right!

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RE: The Charlotte Church Show - 6/9/2006 11:27:41 AM   
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she's right. she may indeed take some ross views away from watching the news before the ross show starts.

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