chris kilby
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I doubt this is an "unpopular" opinion as such, but what the hell... The Godfather Part III isn't just "not as good" as the first two, it is unintentionally hilarious in places. Mosca (The Greatest Hitman in All of Sicily, no less!) takes an entire Italian opera to get Michael Corleone in his sights and still manages to miss him at point-blank range. Plus, when dressed in a priest's cassock, he shoots Don Tomassino and runs away, it is pure Monty Python. As is the sight of that Archbishop plummeting from the top of the Vatican into camera at the end. SPLITTERS! (My sides laughing, I mean.) Then there's the immortal line: "This Pope has powerful enemies. We may not be in time to save him." [PAUSE] "Let's get back to the opera." Which brought the house down when I saw it at the cinema. I just had an image of Michael and his goons jumping into a car and racing to the Vatican to the tune of tinkly, silent movie chase music! And as if that wasn't funny enough, the film ends with the dignified sight of the suddenly-aged Michael Corleone (who looks alarmingly like Jimmy Savile - now then, now then!) dropping dead and (prat)falling out of his chair onto the ground with a comedy "crump!" sound effect. After dropping another one of those damned oranges which signify death and clutter the entire trilogy. Pure comedy gold. Or it would be if it wasn't so tragic. Though not in the way Coppola intended. Ironically, I didn't mind Sophia Coppola so much. Sure, she was pretty hopeless and so clearly out of her depth her very presence fatally holed an already rickety ship, but her obvious awkwardness suited her rather gauche character. Besides, I preferred her "acting" to her deeply pretentious, horribly overrated films as a director. I have a (potentially unpopular?) pet theory that she is the critics' darling cos deep down they still feel collectively guilty about the vicious kicking they gave her for this. Oh, and "The Fur of Sophia Coppola is by Fendi" is one of the funniest on-screen credits of the 90s - Phnaar! This probably will be unpopular, though. There's still some great stuff in The Godfather Part III. Connie's transformation from brat to floozy to malignant Mafia widow dressed in black (albeit a Mafia widow with a sense of humour) is a wonder to behold. She's the best thing in the film. (I also think Connie knows that Michael had Fredo killed but doesn't want to admit it.) Andy Garcia's good - you really buy him as "Sonny's boy." And Joe Mantegna and Eli Wallach are always good value for money, even if it is impossible to watch Mantegna now without thinking about his Simpsons character! Heck, I even like the "Die Hard-style" (unseen) helicopter massacre. But Garcia chasing Mantegna down the street on a horse (!), maybe less so...
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