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RE: The Most Annoying Ads On TV That Should Be Banned. - 18/2/2007 11:54:25 AM   
mad_looney


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ORIGINAL: Zatoichi

COME ON, GIVE YOURSELF SOME HAIRAPY!!

(or something along those fucking shit ball-sucking lines)



Is the voice in that add from a camp man or a woman with a deep voice?  It sounds like there trying to sound like Ruby Wax but fail very badly.

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RE: The Most Annoying Ads On TV That Should Be Banned. - 18/2/2007 12:19:50 PM   
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That advert drives me mad. BUH- LUE!!!

Has anyone been unfortunate enough to see that "GORGEOUS" advert, where a cartoon woman sings? Bloody awful.


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RE: The Most Annoying Ads On TV That Should Be Banned. - 18/2/2007 12:24:46 PM   
Mozza

 

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Lazy wolf eyes

quote:

ORIGINAL: Mrs Wibble

There are several adverts I really loathe:
  1. "HI! I'M BARRY SCOTT, AND I WANT TO TELL YOU ABOUT CILLIT BANG!!" Stop bloody shouting!! We're not deaf you know - although I almost wish I was afer listening to you bellowing.
  2. "Ooh Mummy, I've done a big fat shit in the loo, and I've run out of air freshner. It's all gone! It's all gone!!" I never want to see some poorly dubbed basin haired little bugger going on about his stinky poos. Who on earth thought that was a good idea?
  3. That annoying advert for moisturiser presented by that alleged magazing editor, who has clearly had loads of botox injections yet proclaims that she relies on posh moisturiser. What crap!



I agree completely - The botox bint nods her head every time she says something too.  But I can't believe you don't love BARRY SCOTT.  He's a legend. Bang and the dirt is gone! *crosses arms*



He'll be converted once he does the penny test!

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RE: The Most Annoying Ads On TV That Should Be Banned. - 18/2/2007 4:27:08 PM   
Scruffybobby

 

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I also cannot abide that bloody Trident gum ad. I suspect that the agency took a massive payoff from Wrigleys in order to make the ad most likely to put the majority of people off the stuff for life.

The air freshener one with the kid moaning to his mum. He's sitting on the crapper complaining that there's no freshener. He takes the trouble to get a pen and paper (from where exactly?) and post it under the door but he doesn't think to get a refill himself, then he's back on the throne when his mother comes in with the stuff. Absolute nonsense.

The Bounty kitchen towel ads just annoy me as well, especially the new one with the "C3PO" voice over. There's just no reason for them.

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RE: The Most Annoying Ads On TV That Should Be Banned. - 18/2/2007 5:46:13 PM   
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Any ads to do with loans, credit and no win no fee companies.  They're awful and bloody annoying.



Oh and i could i forget the friggin' Halifax ads with those people singing....!!!!!

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RE: The Most Annoying Ads On TV That Should Be Banned. - 18/2/2007 10:07:00 PM   
Shaunette_ofthe_Dead


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Mozza

quote:

ORIGINAL: Lazy wolf eyes

quote:

ORIGINAL: Mrs Wibble

There are several adverts I really loathe:
  1. "HI! I'M BARRY SCOTT, AND I WANT TO TELL YOU ABOUT CILLIT BANG!!" Stop bloody shouting!! We're not deaf you know - although I almost wish I was afer listening to you bellowing.
  2. "Ooh Mummy, I've done a big fat shit in the loo, and I've run out of air freshner. It's all gone! It's all gone!!" I never want to see some poorly dubbed basin haired little bugger going on about his stinky poos. Who on earth thought that was a good idea?
  3. That annoying advert for moisturiser presented by that alleged magazing editor, who has clearly had loads of botox injections yet proclaims that she relies on posh moisturiser. What crap!




I agree completely - The botox bint nods her head every time she says something too.  But I can't believe you don't love BARRY SCOTT.  He's a legend. Bang and the dirt is gone! *crosses arms*



He'll be converted once he does the penny test!



No joke of a lie. Barry Scott is a god.

quote:

ORIGINAL: 77Samurai

Challenge Churchill? Challenge him to what, exactly? A fight? Because I'd kick his shitting teeth in...nodding tw*t.

Coke Zero is the most annoying advert currently in circulation, I think..."mobile phones, without the dodgy ringtones." No pal, adverts without the sweeping generalisations and oh so condescending sentiment that every single man alive is exactly the same, and would willingly take to the streets en mass in recognition of this "fact".     



You, sir, just won my hard-earned respect.
 
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ORIGINAL: doubtlesswonder

Oh yeah, now you mention the celebrities pretending they use products thing, I hate that L'Oreal advert where Penelope Cruz says "I am just like you"

NO you are NOT.
I haven't got your money.
I've never been in a film.
And I have the sense to not go out with Tom Cruise!!


I'd be willing to do the consequential jail-time if I could beat to death Cruz and Andie MacDowell. Does she even fucking act anymore? Or is endorsing all she does now? That bitch winds me right up.
 
I also loathe loan-ads. The family, all in greys and blues, miserable, then low and behold they get themselves even deeper into debt and suddenly it's all sunshine and joy.
 
Speaking of, that Wheetabix ad which actually has a song whose lyrics state that everything is happy, there is no pain, and we're all in love. Apparently that's what the world would be like if only we'd buy more Wheetabix...

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RE: The Most Annoying Ads On TV That Should Be Banned. - 18/2/2007 10:30:12 PM   
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The trident gum commercial, in my opinion, has set the civil rights movement 300 years back.

The InjuryLawyers4U commercial with the fridged bitch who has lost all her femininity has given me nightmares fo weeks, you know the one with that bitch who is punching a boxing bag. Dear, lose the eye make-up and buy a pretty dress....you are not going to bag a husband with that attitude.

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RE: The Most Annoying Ads On TV That Should Be Banned. - 18/2/2007 10:40:09 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Shaunette_ofthe_Dead

quote:

ORIGINAL: Mozza

quote:

ORIGINAL: Lazy wolf eyes

quote:

ORIGINAL: Mrs Wibble

There are several adverts I really loathe:
  1. "HI! I'M BARRY SCOTT, AND I WANT TO TELL YOU ABOUT CILLIT BANG!!" Stop bloody shouting!! We're not deaf you know - although I almost wish I was afer listening to you bellowing.
  2. "Ooh Mummy, I've done a big fat shit in the loo, and I've run out of air freshner. It's all gone! It's all gone!!" I never want to see some poorly dubbed basin haired little bugger going on about his stinky poos. Who on earth thought that was a good idea?
  3. That annoying advert for moisturiser presented by that alleged magazing editor, who has clearly had loads of botox injections yet proclaims that she relies on posh moisturiser. What crap!





I agree completely - The botox bint nods her head every time she says something too.  But I can't believe you don't love BARRY SCOTT.  He's a legend. Bang and the dirt is gone! *crosses arms*



He'll be converted once he does the penny test!



No joke of a lie. Barry Scott is a god.

quote:

ORIGINAL: 77Samurai

Challenge Churchill? Challenge him to what, exactly? A fight? Because I'd kick his shitting teeth in...nodding tw*t.

Coke Zero is the most annoying advert currently in circulation, I think..."mobile phones, without the dodgy ringtones." No pal, adverts without the sweeping generalisations and oh so condescending sentiment that every single man alive is exactly the same, and would willingly take to the streets en mass in recognition of this "fact".     



You, sir, just won my hard-earned respect.
 
quote:

ORIGINAL: doubtlesswonder

Oh yeah, now you mention the celebrities pretending they use products thing, I hate that L'Oreal advert where Penelope Cruz says "I am just like you"

NO you are NOT.
I haven't got your money.
I've never been in a film.
And I have the sense to not go out with Tom Cruise!!


I'd be willing to do the consequential jail-time if I could beat to death Cruz and Andie MacDowell. Does she even fucking act anymore? Or is endorsing all she does now? That bitch winds me right up.
 
I also loathe loan-ads. The family, all in greys and blues, miserable, then low and behold they get themselves even deeper into debt and suddenly it's all sunshine and joy.
 
Speaking of, that Wheetabix ad which actually has a song whose lyrics state that everything is happy, there is no pain, and we're all in love. Apparently that's what the world would be like if only we'd buy more Wheetabix...


to be fair, Volver is bloody good and shes great in it but still i see your point about the ad.

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RE: The Most Annoying Ads On TV That Should Be Banned. - 18/2/2007 10:55:33 PM   
doubtlesswonder


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Lazy wolf eyes

That advert drives me mad. BUH- LUE!!!

Has anyone been unfortunate enough to see that "GORGEOUS" advert, where a cartoon woman sings? Bloody awful.



Yes. It hurts.

It's worse than the one with the cartoon woman who used to sing "The best things in life are free...." blah blah. For some kind of digital TV box or something.

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RE: The Most Annoying Ads On TV That Should Be Banned. - 19/2/2007 7:50:54 PM   
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One that irritates me is the one about being hooked on smoking - showing us a person being dragged along the pavement with a fish hook on its mouth.... what other lengths will they go to show how bad smoking is. Why can't they make a more accurate statement and just say what they mean instead of thinking up stupid puns and playing around with words.

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RE: The Most Annoying Ads On TV That Should Be Banned. - 19/2/2007 10:37:24 PM   
lbiu


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Sugar Kowalczyk

One that irritates me is the one about being hooked on smoking - showing us a person being dragged along the pavement with a fish hook on its mouth.... what other lengths will they go to show how bad smoking is. Why can't they make a more accurate statement and just say what they mean instead of thinking up stupid puns and playing around with words.


Remember; if you smoke you are worst than Hitler!!



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RE: The Most Annoying Ads On TV That Should Be Banned. - 20/2/2007 1:50:10 PM   
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you lot don't know how good you have it.

RTE are showing Lost on nMonday nights and Lucozade are sponsoring it. so they have those really annoying little adds bookending the ad breaks. Up until recently, they consisted of two really annoying, ugly and infuriating assholes expounding theories on what Lost means....

"it's a morality play...."
"it's all in the mind of an air hostess...."
"It's a reality tv show, you lose, you die...."
"it's all a big experiment, paid for by one of them....."

and the worst one of all.....

"It's all to do with magnets..."




oh yeah, and Brenda and Audrey on the bounty ads, who decided that two hairy muppets in womens clothes would make me want to buy kitchen roll.


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RE: The Most Annoying Ads On TV That Should Be Banned. - 20/2/2007 1:52:11 PM   
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Those bloody Bounty ads. Piss me right off

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RE: The Most Annoying Ads On TV That Should Be Banned. - 20/2/2007 2:33:42 PM   
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Jesus, there are so many adverts that make me want to throw something at the television, but I'll try to narrow it down to just a few:

1) Any 'Talk to Frank' advert, most recently there's that one with that fucking irritating kid asking questions. 'excuse me, what's wrong with your face?' I'm gurning my fucking tits off, now fuck off. 'How long are you gonna feel like that for?', until you fuck off you little prick.

2) That Butlins advert. 'Kids love to stay up late', 'Kids love to sleep over' 'Kids love to (other stuff I can't remember)'. Yeah, well if you don't fuck off my television soon, kids will love to get punched right in the kisser.

3) Any WKD advert. I'm undecided as to whether they are trying to say that only twats drink WKD, or that you turn into a twat if you drink WKD. Either way, the only reason I'd buy a bottle of the stuff is to use it as a makeshift weapon if anybody demonstrated to me their WKD side.

4) The new Vauxhall Zafira advert. Fuck me, that fat little Northern kid annoys me. It might sound a little harsh, but I hope he contracts the bird flu.

5) Any debt consolidation advert. 'Are you in debt? Then why not take out another loan, because that is guaranteed to sort out your money problems'. Fucks.

6) That Rice Crispies advert. 'No mummy, that one's crackle and that one's pop'. Shut the fuck up you annoying little brat or I'll kick you in the face.

Well, that's probably enough hate for now, though I may be back, as that was strangely therapeutic.

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RE: The Most Annoying Ads On TV That Should Be Banned. - 20/2/2007 2:46:47 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Hardcore Raver

Any 'Talk to Frank' advert, most recently there's that one with that fucking irritating kid asking questions. 'excuse me, what's wrong with your face?' I'm gurning my fucking tits off, now fuck off. 'How long are you gonna feel like that for?', until you fuck off you little prick.

Even though it's done for a good cause you don't half wanna shove the little bastard's face in bowlful of coke


Any WKD advert. I'm undecided as to whether they are trying to say that only twats drink WKD, or that you turn into a twat if you drink WKD.

Yeah totally agree there - there's no wit involved whatsoever, it really is just saying 'if you're a complete c**t drink WKD'


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RE: The Most Annoying Ads On TV That Should Be Banned. - 20/2/2007 5:07:22 PM   
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I think Barry Scott is starting to trade on the Cillit Bang tongue-in-cheek cult status. It's become the Snakes On A Plane of ad campaigns.

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RE: The Most Annoying Ads On TV That Should Be Banned. - 28/2/2007 11:27:48 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Hardcore Raver

1) Any 'Talk to Frank' advert, most recently there's that one with that fucking irritating kid asking questions. 'excuse me, what's wrong with your face?' I'm gurning my fucking tits off, now fuck off. 'How long are you gonna feel like that for?', until you fuck off you little prick.

"What does that smell like?" Like the sweet smell of having enough money to blow it all on coke. Prick.

4) The new Vauxhall Zafira advert. Fuck me, that fat little Northern kid annoys me. It might sound a little harsh, but I hope he contracts the bird flu.

My mate works in advertising, and he had to spend an entire day with those little twats. He said it was all he could do not to punch them, he couldn't bring himself to look at them.
"Oooh, they're tired!....From carting my lardy arse around all day. I'm heading for an early grave; fancy a nap?"


6) That Rice Crispies advert. 'No mummy, that one's crackle and that one's pop'. Shut the fuck up you annoying little brat or I'll kick you in the face.

"Patronise mummy again, bitch, and you can buy your own fucking shopping because I will walk out on you."





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RE: The Most Annoying Ads On TV That Should Be Banned. - 28/2/2007 11:42:43 AM   
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I hate that advert where the guy is using the car for a skateboard.

1. Why is the sound in slow motion when the footage isnt?!

2. Doesnt anyone notice a HUGE FUCKING MAN skating a car?!

3. Surely the car isnt that strong? Its would be crushed!!

It bugs me more than it should.

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RE: The Most Annoying Ads On TV That Should Be Banned. - 28/2/2007 12:23:58 PM   
Shaunette_ofthe_Dead


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Felix

I hate that advert where the guy is using the car for a skateboard.

1. Why is the sound in slow motion when the footage isnt?!

2. Doesnt anyone notice a HUGE FUCKING MAN skating a car?!

3. Surely the car isnt that strong? Its would be crushed!!

It bugs me more than it should.


They're too busy wondering if he's wearing K-Swiss trainers. I hate that ad, too. The shoes are bollocks, no one wants them, stop trying to make them look cool.

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RE: The Most Annoying Ads On TV That Should Be Banned. - 28/2/2007 1:05:08 PM   
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Ocean Finance - the SOS guy.
Notice how as soon as he's got on the boat, he has new clothes, shaved and is relaxing with a drink?
Dump him back on the f*cking island I say!

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RE: The Most Annoying Ads On TV That Should Be Banned. - 28/2/2007 2:08:14 PM   
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Please tell me you all watched Charlie Brookers Screenwipe this week on BBC 4 -10 Biggest Twats in Advertising - genius.

The one I hate at the moment is the loans advert with the red and black background and the really ugly and horribly dressed woman talking about a 'friend' she has who is in debt. No you don't you bint. And whats with this "little known" goverment legislation line they are all using now?

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RE: The Most Annoying Ads On TV That Should Be Banned. - 28/2/2007 7:40:34 PM   
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I'm rapidly growing to hate the advert (once again I block out what the actual product is) where they are making a lot of corn circles and some croaky voiced welsh accented woman is singing a song incredibly badly over it.  It is something to do with being over 35 and having cholesterol.

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RE: The Most Annoying Ads On TV That Should Be Banned. - 28/2/2007 8:39:41 PM   
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ORIGINAL: lbiu

The trident gum commercial, in my opinion, has set the civil rights movement 300 years back.



"Mastication for the nation." Ho ho, that's very clever that is, because it sounds a bit like, y'know...the posh word for wanking. Well done there, execs. It's also about 10 bleedin' minutes long.

Is the trident gum bloke the same guy who voiced Jar Jar Binks in Phantom Menace? He sounds identical. I can't be arsed to make the effort to find out for myself, but if anybody actually knows either way I'd be grateful for the confimation. I seem to recall his name was Ahmet Best or something similar.

Just curious to know if he's now annoying the shit out of me in a brand new guise.      

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RE: The Most Annoying Ads On TV That Should Be Banned. - 1/3/2007 11:12:57 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: 77Samurai

quote:

ORIGINAL: lbiu

The trident gum commercial, in my opinion, has set the civil rights movement 300 years back.



"Mastication for the nation." Ho ho, that's very clever that is, because it sounds a bit like, y'know...the posh word for wanking. Well done there, execs. It's also about 10 bleedin' minutes long.

Is the trident gum bloke the same guy who voiced Jar Jar Binks in Phantom Menace? He sounds identical. I can't be arsed to make the effort to find out for myself, but if anybody actually knows either way I'd be grateful for the confimation. I seem to recall his name was Ahmet Best or something similar.

Just curious to know if he's now annoying the shit out of me in a brand new guise.      


I think the idea is that it sounds like Emancipation, I really can't believe this advert is still being broadcast


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RE: The Most Annoying Ads On TV That Should Be Banned. - 1/3/2007 11:26:38 PM   
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Song: Ice Cream - New Young Pony Club

"I can give you what you want.
I can make your heart beat short.
I can make you ice cream
We could be a sweet team
Melting in your vice dreams, sport."

The song plays in the background. Two people dance against a black background with some color graphics moving around. Then some guy talks about the Intel 5.6 whatever then it ends. Just a pointless ad nothing adds up.

MASTERCATION for the NATION is also incredibly annoying

But the worst is....WHO?...WHERE?...WHAT???...WHY???...WHEN??? I cant even remeber what its for. Its for a car I think...I want to say Nissian? The fact that I dont even know just proves the advert has failed.

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RE: The Most Annoying Ads On TV That Should Be Banned. - 2/3/2007 12:41:11 AM   
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ya, those bloody cillit bang ads, those stupid car insurance ads, shielas bloody wheels, are ya kiddin me, come on and make an effort, how the hell are we supposed to endorse something when the adverts make us allergic to the service for gods sake and that who? where? what? when? why? ad was funny once but now im just going insane, they should protect people who watch too much tv-like me- from these repetitive annoyances!

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RE: The Most Annoying Ads On TV That Should Be Banned. - 2/3/2007 12:57:39 PM   
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That U Switch one where the bloke is hassled by some spandex wearing folk.
take your song and your funny costumes and just FUCK OFF !!!!!

also those injury lawyers one where some clumsy twat falls over and they say you can claim ,just be more fucking careful you blind sods

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RE: The Most Annoying Ads On TV That Should Be Banned. - 2/3/2007 1:22:26 PM   
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Anyone see Dead Ringers last night? They did a great piss-take of Barry Scott, where his missus was fed up of his constant shouting. The final line was "BANG, AND THE WIFE IS GONE!!"

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RE: The Most Annoying Ads On TV That Should Be Banned. - 2/3/2007 2:22:58 PM   
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That cat food one, with the woman described her cat like its her fucking boyfriend.
 
"I can't wake up without my furry alarm-clock."
 
Is that a euphemism for having a hairy muff pushed into your face? A veiled hint that you regard your cat as a consenting sexual partner? A sign of the on-set of dementia...?
 
And I always miss Dead Ringers as I usually watch E4 ER. Dammit, that sounds funny...

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RE: The Most Annoying Ads On TV That Should Be Banned. - 2/3/2007 3:53:00 PM   
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oh and those funiture ones with Martin Kemp take your crap MDF furniture and stick it up your Spandau Ballet arse you smug tosser

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