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RE: The Most Annoying Ads On TV That Should Be Banned. - 30/9/2009 4:11:36 PM   
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Just when you thought Channel 4 mobile sponsorship couldn't get worse, it did!

LG now has some Kanye West impersonator singing about social networking via telephone. Not sure when they came up with it, either its an ill judged bandwagon jump or an unhappy coincidence.


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RE: The Most Annoying Ads On TV That Should Be Banned. - 30/9/2009 6:06:38 PM   
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 Muller yogurt: "I've got my berry, got my cherry".... thanks for sharing - too much information for a yogurt ad though.

T-Mobile: Those annoying shits telling us how they'd use their free texts.

Confused.com: That mother telling her 17 year old daughter to put her car insurance excess to £500 or something. Eh? And their annoying "Tah Dah" jingle. Twats.

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RE: The Most Annoying Ads On TV That Should Be Banned. - 1/10/2009 1:07:26 PM   
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 Go Compare - With the opera singer.

I hate that man and I wish death upon him.

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RE: The Most Annoying Ads On TV That Should Be Banned. - 1/10/2009 2:27:09 PM   
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The Yakult talking stomach one "I love you man" fuck off im going to put 4 pints of wine in your gut


Yeah, and how come everyone's stomach sounds like Arthur Smith? Surely a lady tummy would at least have a lady voice?!

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RE: The Most Annoying Ads On TV That Should Be Banned. - 1/10/2009 5:46:49 PM   
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"Give it some heart"!

Fuck off Bunton, fuck off Donovan, and double fuck off Theakston.


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RE: The Most Annoying Ads On TV That Should Be Banned. - 1/10/2009 10:48:34 PM   
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 And what the feck is that new Cadbury's ad all about!

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RE: The Most Annoying Ads On TV That Should Be Banned. - 3/10/2009 10:24:08 PM   
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 Probably been mentioned before: the Greggs ads with Paddy 'only famous due to Peter Kay' Whatever.
"How much for a lovely meal out together?! Screw that love, I'm taking you for some pasties that will either be slimily tepid or explode magma-hot filling over you! Thats the real way to treat a lady!" 

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RE: The Most Annoying Ads On TV That Should Be Banned. - 3/10/2009 11:38:45 PM   
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Just when you thought Channel 4 mobile sponsorship couldn't get worse, it did!

LG now has some Kanye West impersonator singing about social networking via telephone. Not sure when they came up with it, either its an ill judged bandwagon jump or an unhappy coincidence.



Thats exactly what I was going to say, he comes up at the beginning of every Scrubs episode on E4, the worst thats come out of his mouth is.... 'you can check your email, dont check no other female', feel like strangling the idiot, his singings really bad as well.

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RE: The Most Annoying Ads On TV That Should Be Banned. - 8/10/2009 7:44:48 PM   
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Go Compare - With the opera singer.

I hate that man and I wish death upon him.



There is now a new ad featuring this guy.

Please, for the love of all that is good, have him assassinated !

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RE: The Most Annoying Ads On TV That Should Be Banned. - 9/10/2009 10:04:05 PM   
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Go Compare - With the opera singer.

I hate that man and I wish death upon him.



There is now a new ad featuring this guy.

Please, for the love of all that is good, have him assassinated !



I saw that Ad the other day, its even worse than the first one, when it comes on i just drift off to world where i have a sniper aim directly on his forehead, my happy place.

< Message edited by Riddick_J -- 9/10/2009 10:05:49 PM >

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RE: The Most Annoying Ads On TV That Should Be Banned. - 10/10/2009 1:40:15 PM   
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Th Bloody Corsa C'mon advert.  How may years has that been on TV now?! 25?!  8 Billion?

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RE: The Most Annoying Ads On TV That Should Be Banned. - 10/10/2009 1:57:01 PM   
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I had the sorry accident of stumbling across this on youtube... it's not just the fact that it feels like a marketing ploy (although she starts rambling), but the sudden terror about four seconds in when I thought the big-faced bint was naked.


Bwah ha HAAA
Love this guy's coment
three2do1  try the wanking challenge instead. then put video up

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RE: The Most Annoying Ads On TV That Should Be Banned. - 22/10/2009 8:39:15 PM   
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 That "Talk to Frank" advert with the dog whose stomach is cut open.  Just plain weird.

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RE: The Most Annoying Ads On TV That Should Be Banned. - 24/10/2009 4:54:18 PM   
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ORIGINAL: fuzzy

Muller yogurt: "I've got my berry, got my cherry".... thanks for sharing - too much information for a yogurt ad though.

T-Mobile: Those annoying shits telling us how they'd use their free texts.

Confused.com: That mother telling her 17 year old daughter to put her car insurance excess to £500 or something. Eh? And their annoying "Tah Dah" jingle. Twats.


That's the worst.

"I'd have a giant pillow fight with everyone in Manchester because I'm so witty and random!" Well I live in Manchester and if you tried that I'd hit you.

"It's mind-boggling!"
"Mind-biggling? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA."

No.




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RE: The Most Annoying Ads On TV That Should Be Banned. - 24/10/2009 4:58:10 PM   
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That "Talk to Frank" advert with the dog whose stomach is cut open.  Just plain weird.


I know, it's hardly effective. If I were able to make an anti drug ad it'd scream, "Drugs aren't worth it and you'll ruin your life. But hey, at least you'll look cool and impress that girl. IS IT WORTH IT???!"

And then a montage of dead junkies.



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RE: The Most Annoying Ads On TV That Should Be Banned. - 24/10/2009 5:14:12 PM   
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ORIGINAL: paul.mccluskey

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ORIGINAL: BlueBalls

Go Compare - With the opera singer.

I hate that man and I wish death upon him.



There is now a new ad featuring this guy.

Please, for the love of all that is good, have him assassinated !


assassination might be a bit much. Kneecapping would be sufficient

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I have no idea how the idea came about! one moment I was eating turkey, the next i was on all fours

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RE: The Most Annoying Ads On TV That Should Be Banned. - 24/10/2009 5:20:24 PM   
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 DFS and Argos playing christmas songs on their ads. IT'S OCTOBER YOU C****!

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RE: The Most Annoying Ads On TV That Should Be Banned. - 24/10/2009 6:25:30 PM   
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 That ad for Sky Arts channel where the musician guys says he's worked with legends of the music industry... "Frank Sinatra, The Beatles.... Robbie Williams". You were genuinely impressing me for the first few seconds of that sentence mate... but then you had to go and spoil it!

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RE: The Most Annoying Ads On TV That Should Be Banned. - 24/10/2009 6:52:22 PM   
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That ad for Sky Arts channel where the musician guys says he's worked with legends of the music industry... "Frank Sinatra, The Beatles.... Robbie Williams". You were genuinely impressing me for the first few seconds of that sentence mate... but then you had to go and spoil it!

That always makes me chuckle.


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RE: The Most Annoying Ads On TV That Should Be Banned. - 24/10/2009 7:20:22 PM   
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DFS and Argos playing christmas songs on their ads. IT'S OCTOBER YOU C****!


Seconded! It's only a matter of time before we see the Coca Cola adverts.

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RE: The Most Annoying Ads On TV That Should Be Banned. - 24/10/2009 8:41:31 PM   
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I know, it's hardly effective. If I were able to make an anti drug ad it'd scream, "Drugs aren't worth it and you'll ruin your life. But hey, at least you'll look cool and impress that girl. IS IT WORTH IT???!"

And then a montage of dead junkies.


Soooooo much better!!! 


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RE: The Most Annoying Ads On TV That Should Be Banned. - 24/10/2009 9:16:30 PM   
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 The new ads for Windows 7 are extremley annoying. "Windows 7 was my idea!" if that's the case im buying a Mac instead.


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RE: The Most Annoying Ads On TV That Should Be Banned. - 24/10/2009 10:01:16 PM   
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 "Up your Viva!"..... up your arse.

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RE: The Most Annoying Ads On TV That Should Be Banned. - 24/10/2009 10:04:48 PM   
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"Up your Viva!"..... up your arse.


Oh I totally agree. That guy that bounces up and down (the one who isn't busy peeing) is one freaky guy!

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RE: The Most Annoying Ads On TV That Should Be Banned. - 25/10/2009 1:36:13 PM   
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DFS and Argos playing christmas songs on their ads. IT'S OCTOBER YOU C****!


Seconded! It's only a matter of time before we see the Coca Cola adverts.


Holidays are comin'!

The Sky one with her out of The Royle Family, saying in a totally unpatronsing way and not at all scripted, that if old people fear the switchover you should pay a fortune for Sky. I can hear the board meeting for that one. "I know, we'll stick a familiar, old and warm face on our ad and then old people won't feel threatened by us even though we're a soulless corporation!"

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RE: The Most Annoying Ads On TV That Should Be Banned. - 25/10/2009 6:47:12 PM   
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That "Talk to Frank" advert with the dog whose stomach is cut open.  Just plain weird.


I know, it's hardly effective. If I were able to make an anti drug ad it'd scream, "Drugs aren't worth it and you'll ruin your life. But hey, at least you'll look cool and impress that girl. IS IT WORTH IT???!"

And then a montage of dead junkies.




I just imagine this would be the best way to do the adverts: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08Z-FmgbFK0

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RE: The Most Annoying Ads On TV That Should Be Banned. - 26/10/2009 8:17:34 AM   
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 The adverts that I absolutely hate, that make my teeth set on edge and my skin crawl are the LG adverts you get before Scrubs.

"Immortalise this luncheon, with a camera function."

"If you wanna find a new ringtone, at least wait until you're alone."

Sung by an X-Factor reject in an "attempt" at a soul style and who quite obviously feels embarrassed at the lyrics he's singing.

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RE: The Most Annoying Ads On TV That Should Be Banned. - 26/10/2009 7:57:58 PM   
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That "Talk to Frank" advert with the dog whose stomach is cut open. Just plain weird.



I know, it's hardly effective. If I were able to make an anti drug ad it'd scream, "Drugs aren't worth it and you'll ruin your life. But hey, at least you'll look cool and impress that girl. IS IT WORTH IT???!"

And then a montage of dead junkies.




I just imagine this would be the best way to do the adverts: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08Z-FmgbFK0


Just clicked on your link.  Very clever and extremely powerful stuff and more importantly REAL!


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RE: The Most Annoying Ads On TV That Should Be Banned. - 26/10/2009 8:20:55 PM   
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 I can't stand the current crop of Sainsburys adverts, particularly the one where she suddenly becomes psychic, reading her husbands (obviously moronic) mind like its an episode of Bewitched or something. Then she abruptly tells him that he's babysitting the kids that evening. Since when does anyone 'babysit' their own kids? Surely its just called being a fucking parent?!

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RE: The Most Annoying Ads On TV That Should Be Banned. - 26/10/2009 8:24:07 PM   
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"Up your Viva!"..... up your arse.


Oh I totally agree. That guy that bounces up and down (the one who isn't busy peeing) is one freaky guy!


Absolutely, thank goodness the channel has started up now.  That advert looked like it was made by a bunch of lame students who thought it was catchy and cool.

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