maffew
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Joined: 30/9/2005 From: chester
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ORIGINAL: Marky_Mark Endlessly quoteable too.... Bilbo's (Bill Bailey's) story... Bilbo: I used to know this guy, Minty. He had a dog who he'd train to attack rich people. He was into the whole class-war thing. He called the dog Gramsci after an Italian Marxist. Rumor has it, it could smell wealth from up to 20 feet. The thing is, it all backfired. Minty won 100 grand on a scratchcard and Gramsci bit his knees off. Tim: That's terrible. Bilbo: Not really. He used the money to buy new knees. I had to rewind the next 5 minutes because I was laughing so hard!! and my personal favourite.. Dexter: "AH..YAH..I HADN'T TAWT-A DAT!!" Daisy: you've got a best friend called Mike, who's a weapons expert... cut to mike fireing a rubber band at something...a loud screetchy 'Meow!!' Mike: YES!! ------------------------------------------------------ Tim: what, green card? Daisy: Yeah! whats it called? Tim: i dunno.. ------------------------------------------------------ Tyers: last night? last night was an A1 tip top clubbing jam fur..it was a sandwitch of fun on ecstacy bread wrapped up in a big bag like disco fudge! it doesn't get much better than that! i just wish some times i could control these FUCKIN MOODSWINGS! ------------------------------------------------------ (during a game of scrabble) Tim: you can't have Pantene ProV! Daisy: its the ingrediant in the shampoo that makes the hair silky and smooth! ------------------------------------------------------ Tim: well, no hard feelings, eh? Dwayne: You shot me in the bollocks, Tim. Tim: Yeah well, like I said - no hard feelings ----------------------------------------------------------------- Mike: Hello, Timmy! Tim: where are you? Mike: Uh, sheffield. Tim: what you doing there? Mike: fell asleep on the tube. Tim: the tube doesn't go to sheffield, Mike! Mike: yeah, i must've changed at Kings Cross! ---------------------------------------------------- Bilbo: i punched a man in the face once for saying Hawk The Slayer was rubbish... Tim: Good for you.. Bilbo: yeah, thanks - but what i should've said is 'dad, your right - but lets give Krull a try, and we'll discuss it later!' watch spaced. its good
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