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RE: Straight To Video Sequels - 23/9/2006 3:53:52 PM   
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RE: Straight To Video Sequels - 26/9/2006 9:52:29 PM   
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RE: Straight To Video Sequels - 31/1/2007 11:15:30 AM   
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 The word demanded it, so here it is...........

BEHOLD!

Just what you wanted eh?

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RE: Straight To Video Sequels - 31/1/2007 11:17:15 AM   
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The word demanded it, so here it is...........

BEHOLD!

Just what you wanted eh?


How about 'NO!'

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RE: Straight To Video Sequels - 31/1/2007 11:28:20 AM   
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 I've just seen 'Snakes on a train' in my local choices.    lol

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RE: Straight To Video Sequels - 31/1/2007 12:07:28 PM   
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I belevie this cheeky number was straight to video






Didn't that have the video for The Pet Shop Boys cover of "Always on my Mind" at the start? I remember crying at the time(I was 5), because I thought my mother rented the wrong tape 

A great cover in retrospect. Aparently, they used the video for some film they made(which I've forgotten the name of). 

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RE: Straight To Video Sequels - 31/1/2007 12:29:13 PM   
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I belevie this cheeky number was straight to video






Didn't that have the video for The Pet Shop Boys cover of "Always on my Mind" at the start? I remember crying at the time(I was 5), because I thought my mother rented the wrong tape 

A great cover in retrospect. Aparently, they used the video for some film they made(which I've forgotten the name of). 


Actually this did get a cinema release, I went to see it at my (long defunct) local fleapit..

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RE: Straight To Video Sequels - 31/1/2007 12:51:16 PM   
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RE: Straight To Video Sequels - 31/1/2007 12:54:56 PM   
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RE: Straight To Video Sequels - 31/1/2007 1:04:55 PM   
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In the words of Tommy Lee Jones in Natural Born Killers..."JESUS HAROLD CHRIST ON A FUCKIN RUBBER CRUTCH!!!"

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RE: Straight To Video Sequels - 31/1/2007 1:15:20 PM   
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In the words of Tommy Lee Jones in Natural Born Killers..."JESUS HAROLD CHRIST ON A FUCKIN RUBBER CRUTCH!!!"


There may be a couple of good points to it.

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RE: Straight To Video Sequels - 31/1/2007 1:52:57 PM   
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RE: Straight To Video Sequels - 31/1/2007 1:55:24 PM   
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In the words of Tommy Lee Jones in Natural Born Killers..."JESUS HAROLD CHRIST ON A FUCKIN RUBBER CRUTCH!!!"


There may be a couple of good points to it.


*cue Sid James-style laugh*

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RE: Straight To Video Sequels - 31/1/2007 2:36:59 PM   
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In the words of Tommy Lee Jones in Natural Born Killers..."JESUS HAROLD CHRIST ON A FUCKIN RUBBER CRUTCH!!!"


There may be a couple of good points to it.


*cue Sid James-style laugh*


The beginning of what exactly?

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RE: Straight To Video Sequels - 31/1/2007 2:38:45 PM   
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RE: Straight To Video Sequels - 31/1/2007 2:44:18 PM   
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 saw this in my local chartbusters and gave it the standard "I didn't know they had made the second one...."



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RE: Straight To Video Sequels - 31/1/2007 4:34:30 PM   
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RE: Straight To Video Sequels - 31/1/2007 4:35:48 PM   
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RE: Straight To Video Sequels - 22/2/2007 12:17:36 AM   
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RE: Straight To Video Sequels - 22/2/2007 10:52:40 AM   
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Apparantly we needed another one of these......
 


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RE: Straight To Video Sequels - 22/2/2007 1:30:56 PM   
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RE: Straight To Video Sequels - 22/2/2007 1:35:59 PM   
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RE: Straight To Video Sequels - 22/2/2007 3:09:22 PM   
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 Well here's one to mess your head, I know its not straight to DVD, but the movie 'Adrift' released I think last year - which is similar to Open Water by a lot of peoples account - is now called OPEN WATER 2 - ADRIFT on its DVD release. Straaaaaange. If that isn't marketing at its craftiest I don't know what is!

See for yourselves:
http://www.imdb.com/ri/WC_HPOW2/TOP_BUCKET/53051//title/tt0470055/

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RE: Straight To Video Sequels - 22/2/2007 5:06:33 PM   
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RE: Straight To Video Sequels - 22/2/2007 5:44:25 PM   
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The Dentist 2 - brace yourself.....

also released with the genius tag line "You know the drill....."




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RE: Straight To Video Sequels - 22/2/2007 6:14:36 PM   
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I don't think this made it to the cinema (not in this country at least).
 



Lol!!! That must be one of the worst tag lines ever!: 'Who says the good guy has to be a guy?' What were they thinking!!!




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RE: Straight To Video Sequels - 22/2/2007 7:06:22 PM   
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Well here's one to mess your head, I know its not straight to DVD, but the movie 'Adrift' released I think last year - which is similar to Open Water by a lot of peoples account - is now called OPEN WATER 2 - ADRIFT on its DVD release. Straaaaaange. If that isn't marketing at its craftiest I don't know what is!

See for yourselves:
http://www.imdb.com/ri/WC_HPOW2/TOP_BUCKET/53051//title/tt0470055/


wired, I thought they just changed the name to open water 2 in the US, looks like I was wrong




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RE: Straight To Video Sequels - 20/3/2007 7:10:27 PM   
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RE: Straight To Video Sequels - 20/3/2007 7:25:21 PM   
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This is not a sequel.

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RE: Straight To Video Sequels - 20/3/2007 7:27:38 PM   
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In the words of Tommy Lee Jones in Natural Born Killers..."JESUS HAROLD CHRIST ON A FUCKIN RUBBER CRUTCH!!!"


There may be a couple of good points to it.


*cue Sid James-style laugh*


Haha ive seen this and she is damn fine! better daisy then jess simpson!!

ashley scott!!


Its basically how the duke bro's turn up in hazzard, apparently a pilot for a tv show on the family channel( They added scene's of nudity so they could add the unratyed rating to the film!!)

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