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RE: JJ Abrams - 25/8/2006 8:36:13 PM   
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The Saturn awards! He won a award that came from another planet. Amazing.



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RE: JJ Abrams - 25/8/2006 8:39:47 PM   
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So Michael Vartan makes a guitar. That's right MAKES a guitar:



and then two of JJ's friends get guven the guitar and go crazy. Great story. Those sweat patches though:





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RE: JJ Abrams - 25/8/2006 8:42:01 PM   
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My work here is done. So long for now.

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RE: JJ Abrams - 4/9/2006 12:35:46 AM   
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Today I am thankful to JJ for Josh Holloway. I am especially greatful for Josh Holloway in the nuddy. Thank you JJ!

Edit- Oh my god I have a belt that looks almost exactly the same as Holloway's in that picture! Quite clearly JJ wants us to get married and have lots of tiny babies.

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RE: JJ Abrams - 4/9/2006 7:18:58 PM   
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Even with that sweat patch?

Surely Greg, who is standing next to Holloway in that picture is a better catch.

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RE: JJ Abrams - 5/10/2006 4:56:12 PM   
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I'm just about to watch the first episode of Series 3 of Lost which JJ co-wrote with Damon.

This will be great.

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RE: JJ Abrams - 5/10/2006 5:17:03 PM   
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yeah im currently downloading it for my Lost obsessed dad!
let me know how it is!


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RE: JJ Abrams - 5/10/2006 8:38:49 PM   
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Yeah it was amazing.

JJ done good.

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RE: JJ Abrams - The Genius, The God, The Glasses - 15/10/2006 7:01:03 PM   
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Did everyone hear the news? It was revealed today that it is JJ Abrams' mind powers that are keeping the leaning tower of pisa standing. What a true hero. 

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RE: JJ Abrams - The Genius, The God, The Glasses - 6/11/2006 8:56:30 PM   
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I have sinned for I have not posted here in a long while. Please forgive me Lord JJ.

I shall now go and try and put right what I have done by purchasing Mission Impossible III.

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RE: JJ Abrams - The Genius, The God, The Glasses - 10/11/2006 7:04:57 PM   
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So yeah who's watched the DVD with the magazine that shall not be spoken of in these areas? Brilliant interviews Lord JJ, sheer brilliance

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RE: JJ Abrams - The Genius, The God, The Glasses - 12/11/2006 12:12:01 AM   
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RE: JJ Abrams - The Genius, The God, The Glasses - 29/11/2006 9:04:05 PM   
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I'm thinking that its time for Some more pics of the Lord JJ
 


There surely some are great captions for these photos below:








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RE: JJ Abrams - The Genius, The God, The Glasses - 12/1/2007 8:55:21 AM   
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I was just looking at the Venom action figure (very nice) and it made me think why doesn't JJ have an action figure? Then again how do you make an action figure of God the justice he deserves.

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RE: JJ Abrams - The Genius, The God, The Glasses - 15/1/2007 2:53:31 PM   
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Ah i thought we were dead for a while then. I saw a flatline. Then JJ walked into the room and brought the thread back to life. Yes that was JJ you saw on the front page of this very website a few days back, and it felt good to look at the picture didn't it. You may well go as far to say you loved it. Heck, that's why you read this thread, to get more visual pleasure. Well look until you get your fix my fellow JJers









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RE: JJ Abrams - The Genius, The God, The Glasses - 15/1/2007 2:59:19 PM   
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Oh and for the record they tried to make an action figure of JJ. It doesn't look like him at all though.



But with some slight altercations I think it might work...



That's better.

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RE: JJ Abrams - The Genius, The God, The Glasses - 15/1/2007 11:19:05 PM   
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JJ is awesome, the most smartest guy in the world. Why? For casting Josh Holloway of course, pleasing many women around the globe, and thats why today we should be thankful.

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RE: JJ Abrams - 18/1/2007 9:27:25 PM   
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I just spoke to my mate David Beckham on the phone and he told me the real reason he is going to play for LA Galaxy is because Tom Cruise said it would be a good idea....




For it gives him a greater chance to meet Godly JJ. Good move David. If I got offered that money to move to LA I'd turn down the money for the possibility of a lunch with JJ.

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RE: JJ Abrams - 25/2/2007 3:13:01 PM   
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I take it everyone has noticed that the Chruch of JJ had a mention in this weeks Empire. Incase you missed it Page 97 bottom right. Well done to Empire for finally putting us in the mag. 

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RE: JJ Abrams - 25/2/2007 7:46:21 PM   
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We have succedded where so many others have failed,  we graced the pages of the most wonderful magazine.

WHERES YOUR RECOGNITION JAKE GYLLENHAAL THREAD?? WE HAVE DEFEATED YOU ONCE AND FOR ALL.

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RE: JJ Abrams - 1/3/2007 3:42:11 PM   
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25/12/2008.

Best Christmas Ever.

Thank you, Lord JJ, for enlightening my Christmas Day for that particular year.

Roll on 2008!

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RE: JJ Abrams - 4/3/2007 5:57:56 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Guuuuuy

We have succedded where so many others have failed,  we graced the pages of the most wonderful magazine.

WHERES YOUR RECOGNITION JAKE GYLLENHAAL THREAD?? WE HAVE DEFEATED YOU ONCE AND FOR ALL.


Hahaha so true we now have worldwide recognition and they are still stuck in the forum slums.

WE ARE FAMOUS!

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RE: JJ Abrams - 27/3/2007 7:57:05 PM   
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WHATS HAPPENIN WITH THE DARK TOWER ADAPTATION
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RE: JJ Abrams - 30/3/2007 8:51:25 PM   
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Well well well. Look who won an Empire Award.

Have you seen the picture of him with the award? He is using a laptop, clearly browsing this internet church.

Well done Mr Abrams and where is your award Ioan Gruffudd?

JJ rule supreme.

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RE: JJ Abrams - 21/11/2007 4:41:12 PM   
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RE: JJ Abrams - 22/11/2007 9:42:03 PM   
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The church off JJ strikes again!

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RE: JJ Abrams - 19/6/2009 11:06:26 PM   
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I'm bringing this back for nostalgic purposes. I'm tempted to start up the whole church again....


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RE: JJ Abrams - 19/6/2009 11:25:21 PM   
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quote:

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I'm bringing this back for nostalgic purposes. I'm tempted to start up the whole church again....



Be careful after such a long time JJ Believes you have deserted him! "Oh sinful Lord of pies!" cries JJ "On which sinful tramp hath thou worship been wasted?" 

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RE: JJ Abrams - 19/6/2009 11:37:36 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: lord of the pies

I'm bringing this back for nostalgic purposes. I'm tempted to start up the whole church again....



Be careful after such a long time JJ Believes you have deserted him! "Oh sinful Lord of pies!" cries JJ "On which sinful tramp hath thou worship been wasted?" 


I know, I know after so long how can I possibly obtain his forgiveness!? Especially as I abandoned him during Star Trek. I have so much to make up for! 


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RE: JJ Abrams - 19/6/2009 11:57:25 PM   
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quote:

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quote:

ORIGINAL: punchdrunk

quote:

ORIGINAL: lord of the pies

I'm bringing this back for nostalgic purposes. I'm tempted to start up the whole church again....



Be careful after such a long time JJ Believes you have deserted him! "Oh sinful Lord of pies!" cries JJ "On which sinful tramp hath thou worship been wasted?" 


I know, I know after so long how can I possibly obtain his forgiveness!? Especially as I abandoned him during Star Trek. I have so much to make up for! 



I'm getting a message! he's talking to me now! he says "Send Punchdrunk your credit card details via PM, so that he may fund the spreading of the JJ Abrams Word, Only then will you be forgiven Lord of Pies" ...

Woah, what was that, I feel like somebody was writing through me.

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