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RE: JJ Abrams - 19/7/2006 9:54:37 PM   
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He can make a women do lots of things, but here he is making a women laugh. You have to admit, great picture. If anyonr can come up with a caption for what the JJ man is saying, post it here.



"Honestly i am the lead singer of the rock band Weezer..my name?..um...River Pheonix"

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RE: JJ Abrams - 19/7/2006 10:01:05 PM   
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 Not bad, a little random and weird but well done for trying.

I'm confused though. I thought you couldn't stand this thread. Or have I got the wrong person...

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RE: JJ Abrams - 19/7/2006 11:26:54 PM   
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 Just a quick post to say that if anyone hasn't got the wallpaper at the bottom of the page on the right as their desktop background then may God have mercy on their souls.

http://www.moviemaze.de/media/wallpaper/2512/mission-impossible-iii.html

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RE: JJ Abrams - 19/7/2006 11:31:13 PM   
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 Also it sgreat to firstly see God make the first page news of Empireonline AGAIN, but secondly, and most importantly, I find it very refreshing at the amount of research this man puts it. More than anyone I'll have you know. After all it was his brilliant mind that invented research.

http://www.empireonline.com/news/story.asp?NID=19151

Yes, JJ Abrams did invent research, you didn't read it wrong.

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RE: JJ Abrams - 19/7/2006 11:33:57 PM   
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 Oh and thridly...
20 FREAKING PAGES!

Thats two times the amount we had when we made double figures the first time!

It was after JJ was 20 DAYS old that he invented the wheel. Balls to your cavemen and the wheel. JJ led the way.

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RE: JJ Abrams - 20/7/2006 6:52:47 PM   
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Matthew Fox and Josh Holloway "Not Speaking"

Here some gossip for you all.

"Don't count on "Lost" stars Matthew Fox and Josh Holloway exchanging holiday cards anytime soon. According to In Touch magazine, fellow cast members of the hit ABC drama are considering an "intervention" to heal the breach between Fox and Holloway, which apparently started when Holloway learned that Fox got a $250, 000 bonus from producers (Holloway, apparently, was stiffed). The once-close buddies, who both earn $80, 000-an-episode, "no longer mix socially and nearly came to blows on the set, " an insider tells In Touch. "They're both great guys, but Matt's jealous of Josh's popularity, and Josh is jealous of Matt's big bonus." Maturity, apparently, is at a premium in Hollywood. But big egos? Not so much.   If there is one man who can sort this out it's.....well, you know who.
     

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RE: JJ Abrams - 21/7/2006 12:19:58 PM   
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 http://www.imdb.com/news/wenn/2006-07-21/#3

I'm not the biggest fan of Star trek but I am now.

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RE: JJ Abrams - 21/7/2006 12:50:02 PM   
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 I have just recieved some fantastic news:

JJ Abrams will co-write the season premier of Lost season 3 with his buddy Damon Lindelof. That's not all though, he will also direct episode seven of that season! That's his first Lost episode he will direct sine the Pilot.

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RE: JJ Abrams - 21/7/2006 9:18:18 PM   
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 I am going away for a week to speak at the Church of JJ annual events across the globe. Each day I will be a guest speaker at different venues. I will not be posting in this thread for that period of time.

I am also copyrighting the message heading 'The Return of the King' for when I return!

That's a good one right?

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RE: JJ Abrams - 23/7/2006 2:32:18 PM   
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 With the absence of the King I now take the helm fully until he returns. In that case I'd just like to say that I thank JJ for my week long promotion, as it is his divine intervention that has given me this post.

In other news JJ ABRAMS IS BRILLIANT.

Well that's all for now. I'm going to have an Abrasm.

Goodbye followers, I shall communicate with you in about a day.

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RE: JJ Abrams - 26/7/2006 1:43:13 AM   
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 I want to worship at the church of JJ where do I get annointed?

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RE: JJ Abrams - 26/7/2006 10:26:10 AM   
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 As much as I don't want to worship at the altar of JJ, I feel I must today.

Thank you JJ for bringing Lost to our TV screens and for making my life a little bit brighter because of it.

I worship you as your humble servant.


Now just promise you won't screw it up!

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RE: JJ Abrams - 27/7/2006 10:40:08 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Katamarang

I want to worship at the church of JJ where do I get annointed?


Well as the current king coverer I can pronounce you a member of the church. In fact I think I will. The more the merrier.

Now for something to quiet the doubters. Microsoft made $16,005 in revenue in its first year of operation. Now look at it. JJ Abrams made Alias in his first year of operation. Good lord JJ. Just try to imagine what he will be like in years to come. I can't even imagine it it's too adavnced!

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RE: JJ Abrams - 27/7/2006 10:47:16 PM   
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 Oh and I forgot to post about what wa an AMAZING episode of Lost on e4 on Tuesday night. He is such an awesome person. Much better than everyone else, me included.

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RE: JJ Abrams - 28/7/2006 2:46:38 PM   
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 I have just heard that Rodigo Santoro has signed up for Lost series 3. 

Bless JJ's cotton socks. 

*imagines battle-of-shirtless-lost-men episode*

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RE: JJ Abrams - 29/7/2006 2:56:56 PM   
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 The King has returned.

I would like to thank Guy for carrying the duties of President and King over the last week. Good j(j)ob.

It has been confirmed that JJ will co-write the first episode of the new series. That's brilliant.

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RE: JJ Abrams - 30/7/2006 5:18:33 PM   
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 I was just thinking about something... When MI:3 comes to DVD... DIRECTORS COMMENTARY?!?!?! OH GOD!!!! It would be the most soothing thing ever!! Just when it seems nothing can make a JJ Abrams film better I go and think of something like that.

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RE: JJ Abrams - 31/7/2006 9:58:18 AM   
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 I've just read that Miami Vice has topped the US box office. This must be because Colin Farrell worked with Jennifer Garner on Daredevil and Jennifer Garner worked with JJ Abrams on Alias.

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RE: JJ Abrams - 31/7/2006 10:55:58 AM   
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 Now was it that link or as it Jamie Foxx working with Tom Cruise in Collateral who worked with God on MI:3? Isn't it amazing how JJ influences so many things.

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RE: JJ Abrams - 1/8/2006 1:15:04 PM   
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Reaching out to people in need....

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RE: JJ Abrams - 1/8/2006 1:17:09 PM   
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 I wouldn't mess with him:



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RE: JJ Abrams - 1/8/2006 1:23:34 PM   
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 Defiantly gets the award for wackiest hair:



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RE: JJ Abrams - 1/8/2006 8:14:05 PM   
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 When i heard AP was above us i had to post.

JUST A REMINDER TO SAY MILTON KEYNES ODEON TOMORROW TO GET YOUR BIBLES SIGNED BY THE KING AND THE PRESIDENT OF THE CHURCH OF JJ!!

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RE: JJ Abrams - 1/8/2006 8:21:24 PM   
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 I think that there is already a queue forming outside the front door.

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RE: JJ Abrams - 1/8/2006 8:26:34 PM   
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 I think i saw someone camping there on saturday night...

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RE: JJ Abrams - 1/8/2006 8:33:04 PM   
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 I was thinking about something recently....does JJ Abrams have parents? For starters if he did his mother would be a virgin (of course). But I'm more inclined the believe that he just came down from the sky one day. Kinda like Superman did.

That's it, I've got it. JJ Abrams father was Marlon Brando.

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RE: JJ Abrams - 1/8/2006 8:36:02 PM   
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 I have much respect for Brando. But I don't think he is worthy of parenting JJ. Maybe someone like Zeus. I heard JJ was short for Hercules.

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RE: JJ Abrams - 1/8/2006 8:39:22 PM   
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 Now there's an interesting theory.

Has JJ been to New York recently? And perhaps had a fight with a bear?

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RE: JJ Abrams - 1/8/2006 8:44:54 PM   
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 I believe i saw him in NY the other day. I think i saw him riding around on a chariot. I also thought i saw him in a park owning some people at various athletics. And he turned over a taxi for no reason...

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RE: JJ Abrams - 1/8/2006 8:52:37 PM   
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 I heard this joke the other day

What's the difference between JJ Abrams and Jake Gyllenhaal?????????????













JJ is God, Gyllenhaal is not.

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