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RE: JJ Abrams - 12/7/2006 10:53:49 AM   
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You are both false.  I worship at the True Temple Of JJ.



Services daily 8AM to 9PM EST. 
Nightly while sleeping.

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that is one scary ass pic!

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RE: JJ Abrams - 12/7/2006 11:16:44 AM   
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Oeeeeeeeee, its something completly devoted to this wonderful man! Where can I find that church?

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RE: JJ Abrams - 12/7/2006 11:43:21 AM   
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ORIGINAL: tbird

quote:

ORIGINAL: lulu karma

You are both false.  I worship at the True Temple Of JJ.



Services daily 8AM to 9PM EST. 
Nightly while sleeping.

"Come all and Adore ME!"


that is one scary ass pic!


Don't you mean sexy?

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RE: JJ Abrams - 12/7/2006 6:26:44 PM   
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Been a bit quiet today after the boom yesterday.

I did however recieve some information today though. Did you know that JJ Abrams invented music? How cool is that.

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RE: JJ Abrams - 12/7/2006 6:37:46 PM   
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Um zuccicelia this is the church. Its kind of an e-church. But better. HECK I THINK WE TOOK A PAGE OUT OF JJ's BOOK AND INVENTED SOMETHING! THE E-CHURCH! BRILLIANT!




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RE: JJ Abrams - 12/7/2006 7:55:58 PM   
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But back to basics...

OOOOOH YEAH PAGE 19!! It was when JJ was 19 months old that he realised he had magic powers. He found out when his mother was pushing him in a pram, but out of no where the pram started to float towards the sky; a plane in particular. He created Lost because of this story, and the rest is history.

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RE: JJ Abrams - 12/7/2006 8:00:11 PM   
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ORIGINAL: lord of the pies

Been a bit quiet today after the boom yesterday.



We've all been over at the True JJ Forum.

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RE: JJ Abrams - 12/7/2006 8:01:38 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: lord of the pies

Been a bit quiet today after the boom yesterday.



We've all been over at the True JJ Forum.


Well go away and be quiet then, SHE-DEVIL!

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RE: JJ Abrams - 12/7/2006 8:07:16 PM   
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We even made it onto someones title. I feel famous and important.

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RE: JJ Abrams - 12/7/2006 10:06:30 PM   
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Not just someone else, a Moderator at that. We are good.

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RE: JJ Abrams - 13/7/2006 5:10:42 PM   
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I was reading the Superman issue of Empire and found out that JJ wrote a Superman script a few years ago!

Even though they claim that a new one was written for Returns, my guess is that they really used most of JJ's ideas.

One other thing. Why isn't JJ playing the role of Superman? Surely he would be perfect for it.

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RE: JJ Abrams - 13/7/2006 5:25:14 PM   
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In new news today JJ Abrams original idea of The Good Sailor has changed. But it is still based around the Indianapolis sub. Check it:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0443522/

I'm still pretty certain it will win 14 oscars though.

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RE: JJ Abrams - 13/7/2006 5:27:48 PM   
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I like the new approach to the film. I also like JJ Abrams.

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RE: JJ Abrams - 13/7/2006 5:33:26 PM   
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JJ Abrams.

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RE: JJ Abrams - 13/7/2006 5:41:27 PM   
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JJ Abrams.


Agree completly.

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RE: JJ Abrams - 13/7/2006 5:56:26 PM   
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It is a sad day. JJ Abrams has a wife.



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RE: JJ Abrams - 13/7/2006 5:59:24 PM   
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That's actually me in disguise.

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RE: JJ Abrams - 13/7/2006 5:59:59 PM   
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ooooh i didn't know you looked that good as a lady...

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RE: JJ Abrams - 13/7/2006 6:05:48 PM   
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I go to great lengths.

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RE: JJ Abrams - 13/7/2006 6:07:05 PM   
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I love how this place is put in the Objects of Desire page!

not that youre all shallow and what not...


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RE: JJ Abrams - 13/7/2006 6:11:06 PM   
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Dame, you should look back a few pages for the uproar, it wasn't pretty.

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RE: JJ Abrams - 13/7/2006 6:12:42 PM   
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well i never like to get involved in these sort of tiffs!
im more of a spectator from afar trying to promote peace in the kingdom!
anyway...any JJ related news come up...?


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RE: JJ Abrams - 13/7/2006 6:18:22 PM   
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His new film has changed course and looks more interesting, Guy posted a link to the imdb page a few posts above this. It looks good, a totally new direction for JJ.

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RE: JJ Abrams - 14/7/2006 10:10:22 PM   
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I have great news for all Empire members.

The King and the President of The Church of JJ have tickets for the Empire screening of My Super Ex-Girlfriend at the Odeon in Milton Keynes. This is your chance to meet the people involved in The Church. I will be there dressed in my JJ costume.

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RE: JJ Abrams - 18/7/2006 11:36:15 AM   
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Yes go see Super Ex Girlfriend in Milton Keynes and come see the church founders. We will be doing a signing session from 4:30pm onwards so bring your bibles!

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RE: JJ Abrams - 18/7/2006 1:05:05 PM   
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This article sums it all up really:

J.J. Abrams, The Next Spielberg?

J.J. Abrams, the 40-year-old writer-producer who co-created ABC's Lost and went on to direct Paramount's Mission: Impossible 3, has signed separate deals with Paramount Pictures and Warner Bros. TV that together are worth more than $55 million, published reports said over the weekend. The two deals make Abrams, in the words of today's (Monday) Los Angeles Times, "one of the entertainment industry's most highly paid auteurs." Peter Roth, president of Warner Bros. TV, told the Times that "an opportunity presented itself" to woo Abrams away from Disney "and we went for it." Paramount Pictures Chairman Brad Grey added that he believes Abrams will become "the next Steven Spielberg" and called him "a triple threat: a great writer, producer and now, a first-class movie director." His first assignment for Paramount, the Times said, is likely to be a film that will revive the Star Trek franchise.

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RE: JJ Abrams - 18/7/2006 7:15:22 PM   
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interesting article from USA Today...

http://www.usatoday.com/life/television/news/2005-01-04-abrams_x.htm


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RE: JJ Abrams - 19/7/2006 9:43:27 PM   
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Did you know it is impossible for the front of his hair not to stand up. Have you ever seen his hair flat? Amazing.

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RE: JJ Abrams - 19/7/2006 9:50:04 PM   
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He can make a women do lots of things, but here he is making a women laugh. You have to admit, great picture. If anyonr can come up with a caption for what the JJ man is saying, post it here.



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RE: JJ Abrams - 19/7/2006 9:54:23 PM   
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How dare you speak to me you insignificant mortal....is what JJ is thinking in this photo:



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