Shifty Bench
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Joined: 30/9/2005
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ORIGINAL: directorscut - Clear stakes. ie, John McClane has to save his and his wife's bacon from terrorists. This can be complicated/twisted of course (Gruber's plan), but the throughline of the film remains clear. - A hero who is heroic through his skill, bravery and/or perseverance and an entertaining, threatening, clever bad guy (ie, not Die Hard 4) Indeed and the best thing about McClane in the first one is the fact that he is practically near death by the end, he is vulnerable.. He is actually willing to give up and die at one point, he almost breaks down while in Die Hard 4 he is a superhero. quote:
- Clear, dynamic, exciting cinematography and camerawork that captures the action in its most exciting form ala Spielberg, Cameron, Chan. Paul Greengrass and his cronies can feck off. Yeah, I want to watch the action, not be put in the middle of it. quote:
- Memorable music with an instantly recognisable theme. ie, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Terminator, Jurassic Park, The Delta Force. Absolutely. I love The Avengers (best example at the moment) but the score is unmemorable. All the Bruckheimer films have practically the same score as they usually employ people who work for Hans Zimmer all the time. quote:
- Real stunts performed by real people. Jackie Chan jumping over a wall is a hundred times more exciting and fun than one fecking CGI robot fighting another fecking CGI robot. Again, I agree. Practical stunt work all the way. quote:
- A lean runtime. Do not insert useless filler that bloats your runtime to two and a half hours. Michael Bay I'm looking directly at you. Two hours is fine if you have a story to tell and characters you give a shit about (original Die Hard again) but something like Bad Boys 2 didn't have to be almost 2 and a half hours long. There was nothing in it to warrant that runtime, a couple of decent action scenes surrounded by unfunny banter and far too much Martin Lawrence, topped off with an action scene that is stolen from a Jackie Chan film is a bit much. quote:
- Do not be mean spirited and repugnantly violent. Action films are supposed to be fun. It's hard to have fun when faced with the gratuitous brutality in Rambo IV or the uncut version of Cliffhanger. I actually think there is room for both. Something like Shoot Em Up is quite harsh at times but still fun (for some, not all, I admit), same can be said with Crank. Crank 2, however takes it waaaaaaaay too far and is a nasty hate-filled little film.
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ORIGINAL: matty_b You have a nice face, Shifty. A face I would have a cup of tea with. quote:
ORIGINAL: porntrooper Shifty said it best
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