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RE: Quotes I Love - 17/1/2013 2:33:35 PM   
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RE: Quotes I Love - 17/1/2013 3:37:34 PM   
sharkboy


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Another of my favourites, reportedly from the Dalai Lama (though I very much doubt this to be the case!)

"You should always approach love and cooking with reckless abandon"

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RE: Quotes I Love - 18/1/2013 12:28:52 PM   
Tafferel


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quote:

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RE: Quotes I Love - 18/1/2013 12:59:42 PM   
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RE: Quotes I Love - 18/1/2013 1:05:44 PM   
Sway


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quote:

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As for real life ones:

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman - Arnie


It took me a second, but then

Anyway, Mark Twain has been mentioned already, but I really like this one:

"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover."



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RE: Quotes I Love - 18/1/2013 1:18:50 PM   
clownfoot


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One from Clowny Jnr (now a spritely two year old) whenever I'm in the kitchen cooking...

'Daddy cock!'

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RE: Quotes I Love - 18/1/2013 2:11:57 PM   
homersimpson_esq


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*starts to type*

*rethinks as inappropriate*

*starts to type again*

*still inappropriate*

..


No, I got nothing.

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RE: Quotes I Love - 18/1/2013 4:09:01 PM   
Sway


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quote:

ORIGINAL: clownfoot

One from Clowny Jnr (now a spritely two year old) whenever I'm in the kitchen cooking...

'Daddy cock!'




One of my friend's kids gets similarly muddled up and likes to eat cockporn when watching films.

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RE: Quotes I Love - 18/1/2013 4:10:46 PM   
superdan


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Sway

One of my friend's kids gets similarly muddled up and likes to eat cockporn when watching films.


quote:

ORIGINAL: homersimpson_esq

*starts to type*

*rethinks as inappropriate*

*starts to type again*

*still inappropriate*

..


No, I got nothing.

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RE: Quotes I Love - 18/1/2013 4:12:35 PM   
Sway


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What made that post for me was your signature box at the bottom.

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RE: Quotes I Love - 18/1/2013 4:18:12 PM   
matty_b


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That reminds of Jr telling me about a game they were playing at school a couple of days ago, I think they were picking snow up and blowing it into each other's faces.

"Daddy, I asked Isabelle to blow me."


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RE: Quotes I Love - 18/1/2013 4:21:29 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: matty_b

That reminds of Jr telling me about a game they were playing at school a couple of days ago, I think they were picking snow up and blowing it into each other's faces.

"Daddy, I asked Isabelle to blow me."


..........


Definitely your little boy.

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RE: Quotes I Love - 18/1/2013 4:25:00 PM   
Sway


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quote:

ORIGINAL: matty_b

That reminds of Jr telling me about a game they were playing at school a couple of days ago, I think they were picking snow up and blowing it into each other's faces.

"Daddy, I asked Isabelle to blow me."


..........


Good lad.

I spent ages at work a while ago organising several boxes into a display, and was joking with a workmate that I should have made it a tank so I could sit inside and, "blow customers........"

I realised what I'd said, and we were both quiet for a second before I followed it up with, ".... to pieces."

However the lengthy pause between them actually made the whole thing sound worse.

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RE: Quotes I Love - 18/1/2013 4:26:52 PM   
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Give him credit for being direct, I say.

Although the next parent's evening might be a bit awkward.

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RE: Quotes I Love - 18/1/2013 4:29:52 PM   
rawlinson

 

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quote:

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Give him credit for being direct, I say.

Although the next parent's evening might be a bit awkward.


Now you got me thinking Isabelle is a teacher.

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RE: Quotes I Love - 18/1/2013 10:04:16 PM   
Lazy wolf eyes


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"If the person you are talking to doesn't appear to be listening, be patient. It may simply be that he has a small piece of fluff in his ear" A.A Milne, Winnie The Pooh

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RE: Quotes I Love - 18/1/2013 10:34:44 PM   
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RE: Quotes I Love - 20/1/2013 3:33:47 PM   
Brooksy84


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"I'll fuck you til you love me, you fucking faggot".

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RE: Quotes I Love - 31/1/2013 3:09:41 AM   
Sutty


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My 3 year old boy: "Daddy, mummy wants some cock porn."

He can't say popcorn.

You can guess at what I gave the wife...

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RE: Quotes I Love - 2/2/2013 12:49:36 AM   
Rhubarb


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i'd guess popcorn.

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RE: Quotes I Love - 8/2/2013 8:49:18 AM   
joysingh

 

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Love is a language spoken by everyone but understood only by the heart....:)

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RE: Quotes I Love - 8/2/2013 9:02:09 AM   
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Love is a language spoken by everyone but understood only by the heart...:)

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RE: Quotes I Love - 8/2/2013 11:48:46 PM   
Rhubarb


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"The problem with some people is that when they're not drunk, they're sober."

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RE: Quotes I Love - 9/2/2013 12:14:56 AM   
OPEN YOUR EYES

 

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RE: Quotes I Love - 9/2/2013 4:25:08 AM   
Water Lily


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"Revenge is a dish best served cold. It is very cold...in space." - Khan

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RE: Quotes I Love - 22/2/2013 8:40:19 AM   
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RE: Quotes I Love - 22/2/2013 2:22:54 PM   
ebrown

 

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"Do or do not. There is no try."

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RE: Quotes I Love - 22/2/2013 4:51:00 PM   
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RE: Quotes I Love - 25/2/2013 7:43:29 AM   
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RE: Quotes I Love - 25/2/2013 2:08:12 PM   
DancingClown


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Yeah, we heard you the first time.

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