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Chicken and gravy, biatch - 9/1/2013 3:40:57 PM   
homersimpson_esq


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 This is the place to talk about chicken and gravy, biatch.

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RE: Chicken and gravy, biatch - 9/1/2013 3:45:09 PM   
SadFace


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 Fo' shizzle.

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RE: Chicken and gravy, biatch - 9/1/2013 3:47:01 PM   
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ORIGINAL: homersimpson_esq

This is the place to talk about chicken and gravy, biatch.

Surely that should be "This is tha place ta rap bout chicken n' gravy, biatch"

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RE: Chicken and gravy, biatch - 9/1/2013 3:48:46 PM   
homersimpson_esq


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 Haha, you're from Westsideeros.



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RE: Chicken and gravy, biatch - 9/1/2013 3:49:15 PM   
rawlinson


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 Can we talk about songs here?

It aint nuthin but a god-wack lil' small-ass affair
To tha ho wit tha mousy hair
But her mummy is yelling, "No!"
And her daddy has busted some lyrics ta her ta go
But her playa is nowhere ta be seen
Now her ass strutts all up in her sunken dream
To tha seat wit tha clearest view
And shez hooked ta tha silver screen
But tha film be a saddenin bore
For shez lived it ten times and more
Biatch could spit up in tha eyez of fools
As they ask her ta focus on

Sailors fightin up in tha dizzle hall
Oh man, muthafucka! Look at em cavemen go
It aint nuthin but tha freakiest show
Take a peep tha lawman
Beatin up tha wrong guy
Oh man, muthafucka! Wonder if he'll eva know
Hez up in tha dopest pushin show
Is there thuglife on Mars?

It aint nuthin but on Americaz tortured brow
That Mickey Mouse has grown up a cold-ass lil cow
Now tha workers have struck fo' hype
Because Lennonz on sale again
See tha mice up in they mazillion hordes
From Ibeza ta tha Norfolk Broads
Rule Britannia is outta bounds
To mah mutha, mah dog, n' clowns
But tha film be a saddenin bore
Because I freestyled it ten times and more
It aint nuthin but bout ta be writ again
As I ask you ta focus on

Sailors fightin up in tha dizzle hall
Oh man, muthafucka! Look at em cavemen go
It aint nuthin but tha freakiest show
Take a peep tha lawman
Beatin up tha wrong guy
Oh man, muthafucka! Wonder if he'll eva know
Hez up in tha dopest pushin show
Is there thuglife on Mars?

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RE: Chicken and gravy, biatch - 9/1/2013 3:51:12 PM   
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 Just tried to do something through Gizoogle at work and got this





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RE: Chicken and gravy, biatch - 9/1/2013 4:04:43 PM   
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 Also, rawlinson becomes rawlinston. Odd.

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RE: Chicken and gravy, biatch - 9/1/2013 4:18:28 PM   
rawlinson


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 Gizoogle can even make Forrest Gump entertaining

Forrest Gump: Will you marry me, biatch?
[Jizzy turns n' looks at him]
Forrest Gump: I'd cook up a phat homeboy, Jenny.
Jizzy Curran: Yo ass would, Forrest.
Forrest Gump: ...But you won't marry mah dirty ass.
Jizzy Curran: [sadly] ... Yo ass don't wanna marry mah dirty ass.
Forrest Gump: Why don't you ludd me, Jenny, biatch?
[Jizzy says nothang]
Forrest Gump: I'm not a smart-ass man... but I know what tha fuck ludd is.

Forrest Gump: My fuckin momma always holla'd, "Life was like a funky-ass box of chocolates. Yo ass never know what tha fuck you're gonna get."

Bubba: My fuckin given name is Benjamin Buford Blue yo, but gangstas call mah crazy ass Bubba. Just like one of em ol' redneck boys. Can you believe that, biatch?
Forrest Gump: My fuckin name's Forrest Gump. Muthafuckas call mah crazy ass Forrest Gump.

Forrest Gump: Yo muthafucka. My fuckin name's Forrest, Forrest Gump. Yo ass want a cold-ass lil chocolate?

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RE: Chicken and gravy, biatch - 9/1/2013 4:51:18 PM   
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 Our Father, which art up in heaven,
Hallowed be thy Name.
Thy Ghetto come.
Thy is ghon be done up in earth,
As it is up in heaven.
Give our asses dis dizzle our everyday bread.
And forgive our asses our trespasses,
As our crazy-ass asses forgive em dat trespass against us.
And lead our asses not tha fuck into temptation,
But serve up our asses from evil.
For thine is tha kingdom,
Da power, n' tha glory,
For eva n' eva.
Amen.

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RE: Chicken and gravy, biatch - 9/1/2013 4:55:12 PM   
Hobbitonlass


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I like how tha fuck you call homosapienitizzle a abonimation
-I don't say homosapienitizzle be a abonimation, mr Prezzy, tha bizzy do.
Yes it do. Leviticus
- 18:22
chapter n' verse.
I wanna ask you a cold-ass lil couple thangs while I have you here:
I be horny bout pushin mah lil'est daughter tha fuck into slavery as sanctioned up in Exodus 21:7. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Shez a Georgetown sophomore, speaks fluent Italian, always cleaned tha table when it was her turn. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. What would a phat price fo' her be?"
While thankin bout that, can I ask another.
My fuckin chizzle of staff, Leo McGarry insists on hittin dat shizzle on tha Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly says he should be put ta dirtnap.
Am I morally obligated ta bust a cap up in his ass mah dirty ass, and is it OK ta booty-call tha five-o.
Here is one dat is straight-up blingin, cuz we've gots a shitload of game hustlas up in dis town. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Touchin tha skin of a thugged-out dirtnap pig makes one unclean, Leviticus 11:7 If they promise ta wear gloves can tha Washington Redskins still play football, biatch? Can Notre Dame, biatch? Can Westside Point?

Does tha whole hood straight-up have ta be together ta stone mah brutha, John, fo' plantin different crops side by side, biatch? Can I burn mah mutha up in a lil' small-ass gang gatherin fo' bustin garments done cooked up from two different threads?

Think bout em thangs, would yo slick ass?
One last thang. While you may be mistakin dis fo' yo' monthly meetin of tha Ignorant Tight-Ass Club, up in dis buildin when tha prez stands, no muthafucka sits.




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RE: Chicken and gravy, biatch - 9/1/2013 4:59:16 PM   
rawlinson


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I just revisited a classic.

http://www.gizoogle.net/tranzizzle.php?search=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.empireonline.com%2Fforum%2Ftm.asp%3Fm%3D2107530%26mpage%3D1%26key&se=Go+Git+Dis+Shiznit

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RE: Chicken and gravy, biatch - 9/1/2013 10:33:26 PM   
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 The random insertion of "I ain't talkin' about chicken 'n' gravy, biatch" fucking kills me.

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RE: Chicken and gravy, biatch - 9/1/2013 10:47:25 PM   
jcthefirst


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I just revisited a classic.

http://www.gizoogle.net/tranzizzle.php?search=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.empireonline.com%2Fforum%2Ftm.asp%3Fm%3D2107530%26mpage%3D1%26key&se=Go+Git+Dis+Shiznit


That is outstanding.

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RE: Chicken and gravy, biatch - 9/1/2013 10:51:11 PM   
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 Does anyone have that post from that banned member?

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RE: Chicken and gravy, biatch - 9/1/2013 11:10:33 PM   
rawlinson


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quote:

ORIGINAL: jcthefirst


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ORIGINAL: rawlinson



I just revisited a classic.

http://www.gizoogle.net/tranzizzle.php?search=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.empireonline.com%2Fforum%2Ftm.asp%3Fm%3D2107530%26mpage%3D1%26key&se=Go+Git+Dis+Shiznit


That is outstanding.


Homer's first post in the thread kills me

quote:

Consider tha flipside. Yo ass n' some other ex-pat Brits is hittin dat shizzle fo' a cold-ass lil company up in Italy. Yo ass git together at lunch time cuz yo ass is still kinda freshly smoked up ta tha ghetto n' while you drop a rhyme Italian, yo ass is mo' laid back bustin lyrics English n' you naturally gravitate towardz em of tha same stupid-ass nationality. Would you be offended if some Italian playa came over n' holla'd, 'uh excuse mah crazy ass but I find it straight-up distressin dat yo ass is bustin lyrics gibberish ta me, please drop a rhyme Italian', biatch? I shizzle as hell would. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! I'd probably say, 'dude, we're not rappin' ta you, deal wit it'.


quote:

Does anyone have that post from that banned member?


I can't find where I put it. It was doing the rounds by pm recently though. I think it was Darth that had it saved.

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RE: Chicken and gravy, biatch - 9/1/2013 11:15:56 PM   
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I wandered lonely as a cold-ass lil cloud
That floats on high o'er valez n' hills,
When all at once I saw a cold-ass lil crowd,
A host, of golden daffodils;
Beside tha lake, beneath tha trees,
Flutterin n' ridin' dirty up in tha breeze.

Continuous as tha stars dat shine
And twinkle on tha milky way,
They stretched up in never-endin line
Along tha margin of a funky-ass bay:
Ten thousand saw I at a glizzle,
Tossin they headz up in sprightly dizzle.

Da waves beside em dizzled; but they
Out-did tha sparklin waves up in glee:
A poet could not but be gay,
In such a jocund company:
I gazed--and gazed--but lil thought
What wealth tha sheezy ta mah crazy ass had brought:

For oft, when on mah couch I lie
In vacant and up in pensive vibe,
They flash upon dat inward eye
Which is tha blisz of solitude;
And then mah heart wit pleasure fills,
And dizzlez wit tha daffodils.

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RE: Chicken and gravy, biatch - 9/1/2013 11:31:49 PM   
SadFace


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 Out on tha wiley, windy moors
We'd roll n' fall up in green
Yo ass had a temper, like mah jealousy
Too hot, too greedy
How tha fuck could you leave me
When I needed ta possess yo slick ass?
I hated you, I loved you too

Wack dreams up in tha night
They busted some lyrics ta mah crazy ass I was goin ta lose tha fight
Leave behind mah wuthering, wuthering
Wutherin Heights

Heathcliff, itz me, Cathy, I've come home
I be so cold, let mah crazy ass up in at yo' window
Heathcliff, itz me, Cathy, I've come home
I be so cold, let mah crazy ass up in at yo' window

Oh it gets dark, it gets lonely
On tha other side from you
I pine alot, I find tha lot
Falls all up in without you
I be comin back love, wack Heathcliff
My fuckin one dream, mah only master

Too long I roam up in tha night
I be comin back ta his side ta put it right
I be comin home ta wuthering, wuthering
Wutherin Heights

Heathcliff, itz me, Cathy, I've come home
I be so cold, let mah crazy ass up in at yo' window
Heathcliff, itz me, Cathy, I've come home
I be so cold, let mah crazy ass up in at yo' window

Ooh let mah crazy ass have it, let mah crazy ass grab yo' ass away
Ooh let mah crazy ass have it, let mah crazy ass grab yo' ass away
Yo ass know itz me, Cathy

Heathcliff, itz me, Cathy come home
I be so cold, let mah crazy ass up in at yo' window
Heathcliff, itz me, Cathy come home
I be so cold, let mah crazy ass up in at yo' window
Heathcliff, itz me, Cathy come home
I be so cold

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RE: Chicken and gravy, biatch - 9/1/2013 11:35:01 PM   
rawlinson


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 No Mothafucka eva stopped his ass up in tha street ta say wit gladsome looks "My fuckin dear Scrooge, how tha fuck is yo slick ass, biatch? When will you come ta peep me?". No beggars implored his ass ta bestow a trifle, no lil pimps axed his ass what tha fuck it was o'clock, no playa and biatch eva once up in all his thuglife inquired tha way ta such n' such a place, of Scrooge.

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RE: Chicken and gravy, biatch - 10/1/2013 1:31:28 AM   
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 Dirtnap Be Not Proud

Dirtnap be not proud, though some have called thee
Mighty n' dreadfull, for, thou art not soe,
For, them, whom thou think'st, thou dost overthrow,
Lose Tha Game not, poore dirtnap, nor yet canst thou bust a cap up in mee.
From rest n' chille, which but thy pictures bee,
Much pleasure, then from thee, much mo' must flow,
And soonest our dopest pimps wit thee doe goe,
Rest of they bones, n' soulez deliverie.
Thou art slave ta Fate, Chizzle, kings, n' desperate men,
And dost wit poyson, warre, n' sicknesse dwell,
And poppie, and charmes can make our asses chille as well,
And mo' betta then thy stroake; why swell'st thou then?
One short chille past, wee wake eternally,
And dirtnap shall be no more; dirtnap, thou shalt die.

By Jizzy Donne

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There are certainly times where calling a person a cunt is not only reasonable, it is a gross understatement.

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RE: Chicken and gravy, biatch - 10/1/2013 1:34:59 AM   
Deviation


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 And of course....

To be, and not ta be, dat is tha question:
Whether 'tis Nobla up in tha mind ta suffer
Da Slings n' Arrowz of outrageous Fortune,
Or ta take Arms against a Sea of shits,
And by opposin end them: ta die, ta chill
No more; n' by a chill, ta say our crazy-ass asses end
Da Heart-ache, n' tha thousand Natural shocks
That Flesh is heir to, biatch? 'Tis a cold-ass lil consummation
Devoutly ta be wished. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! To die ta chill,
To chill, perchizzle ta Dream; Aye, therez tha rub,
For up in dat chill of dirtnap, what tha fuck dreams may come,
When our crazy-ass asses have shuffled off dis mortal coil,
Must give our asses pause. Therez tha respect
That makes Calamitizzle of so long life:
For whoz ass would bear tha Whips n' Scornz of time,
Da Oppressorz wrong, tha proud manz Contumely,
Da pangz of despised Love, tha Law’s delay,
Da insolence of Office, n' tha Spurns
That patient merit of tha unworthy takes,
When he his dirty ass might his Quietus make
With a funky-ass bare Bodkin, biatch? Who would Fardels bear,
To grunt n' sweat under a weary life,
But dat tha dread of somethang afta dirtnap,
Da undiscovered Ghetto, from whose bourn
No Travella returns, Puzzlez tha will,
And makes our asses rather bear em ills our crazy-ass asses have,
Than fly ta others dat our crazy-ass asses know not of.
Thus Conscience do make Cowardz of our asses all,
And thus tha Natizzle hue of Resolution
Is sicklied o'er, wit tha pale cast of Thought,
And enterprisez of pimped out pitch n' moment,
With dis regard they Currents turn awry,
And lose tha name of Action. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Soft you now,
Da fair Ophelia, biatch? Nymph, up in thy Orisons
Be all mah sins remembered

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There are certainly times where calling a person a cunt is not only reasonable, it is a gross understatement.

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RE: Chicken and gravy, biatch - 10/1/2013 1:43:15 AM   
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 Born ta Run

In tha dizzle our crazy-ass asses sweat it up up in tha streetz of a runaway American dream
At night our crazy-ass asses ride all up in mansionz of glory up in suicizzle machines
Sprung from cages up on Highway 9
Chrome wheeled, gin n juice injected n' steppin up over tha line
Baby, dis hood rips tha bones from yo' back
It aint nuthin but a thugged-out dirtnap trap, itz a suicizzle rap
Our thugged-out asses gots ta git up while we're lil'
Because tramps like us, baby our crazy-ass asses was born ta run

Wendy let mah crazy ass in, I wanna be yo' playa
I wanna guard yo' dreams n' visions
Just wrap yo' legs around these velvet rims
And strap yo' handz across mah engines
Together our crazy-ass asses could break dis trap
Our thugged-out asses bout ta run until our crazy-ass asses drop, baby we'll never go back
Will you strutt wit mah crazy ass up on tha wire
Because baby, I be just a scared n' lonely rider
But I gots ta smoke up how tha fuck it feels
I wanna know if ludd is wild
Girl, I wanna know if ludd is real

Beyond tha Palace hemi-powered drones scream down tha boulevard
Da hoes comb they afro up in rear-view mirrors
And tha boys try ta look so hard
Da amusement park rises bold n' stark
Kidz is huddled on tha beach up in a mist
I wanna die wit you Wendy on tha streets tonight
In a everlastin kiss

Da highwayz jammed wit broken heroes on a last chizzle juice drive
All Y'allz up on tha run tonight but therez no place left ta hide
Together Wendy, we'll live wit tha sadness
I be bout ta ludd you wit all tha madnizz up in mah soul
Somedizzle ho I don't give a fuck when we're goin ta git ta dat place
Where our crazy-ass asses straight-up wanna go n' we'll strutt up in tha sun
But until then tramps like us, baby our crazy-ass asses was born ta run

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RE: Chicken and gravy, biatch - 10/1/2013 1:56:45 AM   
Deviation


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 Da Wind Will Take Us

In mah lil' small-ass night, ah
tha wind has a thugged-out date wit tha leavez of tha trees
up in mah lil' small-ass night there be agony of destruction
listen
do you hear tha darknizz blowing?
I look upon dis bliss as a stranger
I be buggin up on mah despair.

listen do you hear tha darknizz blowing?
somethang is passin up in tha night
tha moon is restless n' red
n' over dis rooftop
where crumblin be a cold-ass lil constant fear
clouds, like a procession of mourners
seem ta be waitin fo' tha moment of rain.
a moment
n' then nothang
night shuddaz beyond dis window
n' tha earth windz ta a halt
beyond dis window
somethang unknown is watchin you n' mah dirty ass.

O chronicfrom head ta foot
place yo' handz like a funky-ass burnin memory
up in mah gangbangin hands
give yo' lips ta tha caresses
of mah gangbangin lips
like tha warm perception of being
tha wind will take us
tha wind will take us.

Forugh Farrokhzad

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There are certainly times where calling a person a cunt is not only reasonable, it is a gross understatement.

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I really wish I could go down to see Privates

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RE: Chicken and gravy, biatch - 10/1/2013 2:12:44 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Deviation

O chronicfrom head ta foot



I read that as chloroform and thought Gizoogle was getting a bit rapey.

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I just want to see everyone naked.



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RE: Chicken and gravy, biatch - 10/1/2013 2:16:23 AM   
Deviation


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 I read it as chronicform so I just thought Gizoogle was loosing its touch, but then I did this...


DULCE ET DECORUM EST(1)

Bent double, like oldschool beggars under sacks,
Knock-kneed, coughin like hags, our crazy-ass asses cursed all up in sludge,
Till on tha hustlin flares(2) our crazy-ass asses turned our backs
And towardz our distant rest(3) fuckin started ta trudge.
Men marched asleep. Many had lost they boots
But limped on, blood-shod. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! All went lame; all blind;
Drunk wit fatigue; deaf even ta tha hoots(4)
Of tired, outstripped(5) Five-Nines(6) dat dropped behind.
Gas!(7) Gas, muthafucka! Quick, boys, muthafucka! - An ecstasy of fumbling,
Fittin tha clumsy helmets(8) just up in time;
But some muthafucka still was yellin up n' stumbling,
And flound'rin like a playa up in fire and lime(9) . . .
Dim, all up in tha misty panes(10) n' thick chroniclight,
As under a chronicsea, I saw his ass drowning.
In all mah dreams, before mah helpless sight,
Dude plunges at me, guttering,(11) choking, drowning.
If up in some smuthain dreams you too could pace
Behind tha wagon dat our crazy-ass asses flung his ass in,
And watch tha white eyes writhang up in his wild lil' face,
His hangin face, like a thugged-out devilz sick of sin;
If you could hear, at every last muthafuckin jolt, tha blood
Come garglin from tha froth-corrupted lungs,
Obscene as cizzler, bitter as tha cud(12)
Of vile, incurable sores on innocent tongues,
My fuckin playa, you would not tell wit such high zest(13)
To lil pimps ardent(14) fo' some desperate glory,
Da oldschool Lie; Dulce et Decorum est
Pro patria mori.(15)

Wilfred Owen

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RE: Chicken and gravy, biatch - 10/1/2013 2:24:46 AM   
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 That is brilliant. Every poem ever should be Gizoogled.

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I just want to see everyone naked.



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RE: Chicken and gravy, biatch - 10/1/2013 7:19:19 AM   
gingerdaniel


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From: Usually the couch
 Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak n' weary,
Over nuff a quaint n' curious volume of forgotten lore,
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
Az of some one gently rapping, rappin at mah chamber door.
`'Tis some visitor,' I muttered, `tappin at mah chamber door -
Only this, n' not a god damn thang more.'

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RE: Chicken and gravy, biatch - 10/1/2013 9:18:59 AM   
Chief


Posts: 7008
Joined: 30/9/2005
From: The Kingdom, Scotland
 “Even if there is only one possible unified theory, it is just a set of rulez n' equations. What tha fuck iz it dat breathes fire tha fuck into tha equations n' makes a universe fo' em ta describe, biatch? Da usual approach of science of constructin a mathematical model cannot answer tha thangz of why there should be a universe fo' tha model ta describe. Why do tha universe go ta all tha bother of existing?”

“Ever since tha dawn of civilization, gangstas have not been content ta peep events as unconnected n' inexplicable. They have craved a understandin of tha underlyin order up in tha ghetto. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Todizzle our crazy-ass asses still yearn ta know why our crazy-ass asses is here n' where our crazy-ass asses came from yo. Humanityz deepest desire fo' knowledge is justification enough fo' our continuin quest fo' realz. And our goal is not a god damn thang less than a cold-ass lil complete description of tha universe our crazy-ass asses live in.”

“IF you remember every last muthafuckin word up in dis book, yo' memory will have recorded bout two mazillion piecez of deetz: tha order up in yo' dome will have increased by bout two mazillion units. But fuck dat shizzle yo, tha word on tha street is dat while you done been readin tha book, yo big-ass booty is ghon have converted at least a thousand caloriez of ordered juice, up in tha form of chicken, tha fuck into disordered juice, up in tha form of heat dat you lose ta tha air around you by convection n' sweat. This will increase tha disorder of tha universe by bout twenty mazillion mazillion mazillion mazillion units - and bout ten mazillion mazillion mazillion times tha increase up in order up in yo' dome - n' thatz if you remember everythang up in dis book.”

― Stephen Hawking, A Brief History of Time

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RE: Chicken and gravy, biatch - 10/1/2013 9:36:39 AM   
Angelus


Posts: 719
Joined: 30/9/2005
From: Black Mesa
 Stoppin by Woodz on a Snowy Evening

Whose woodz these is I be thinkin I know, nahmeean?
His doggy den is up in tha hood, though;
Dude aint gonna peep mah crazy ass stoppin here
To watch his woodz fill up wit snow, nahmeean?

My fuckin lil horse must be thinkin it queer
To quit without a gangbangin' farmhouse near
Between tha woodz n' frozen lake
Da darkest evenin of tha year.

Dude gives his harnizz bells a shake
To ask if there is some mistake.
Da only other soundz tha sweep
Of easy as fuck wind n' downy flake.

Da woodz is ghettofab, dark, n' deep,
But I have promises ta keep,
And milez ta go before I chill,
And milez ta go before I chill.

Robert Frost

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RE: Chicken and gravy, biatch - 10/1/2013 10:40:32 AM   
Invader_Ace


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Joined: 31/7/2008
Da bomber quickened his thugged-out lil' pace toward Dickson. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. With three long leaps, like a kangaroo up in tha wildz of Australia, he closed tha gap separatin his ass from tha shadowy figure of Dickson. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch fo' realz.
As Dickson was drawin up his stupid-ass gun, tha bomber reached his ass n' swung a single blow at his windpipe, a thugged-out deadly n' lethal strike. Dickson took a dirt nap instantly n' noiselessly. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass.
Special operations agent Dickson had tha grave misfortune of stumblin on one whoz ass was not only a funky-ass bomber but also a killer. Da bomber was as phat up in bombs n' explosives as he was up in tha steez of cappin'.
In short, he was a funky-ass bomber-killer.

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RE: Chicken and gravy, biatch - 10/1/2013 11:28:28 AM   
Rebel scum


Posts: 3022
Joined: 2/1/2006
Is dis tha real life?
Is dis just fantasy?
Caught up in a landslide
No escape from reality
Open yo' eyes
Look up ta tha skies n' see
I be just a skanky boy, I need no sympathy
Because I be "easy as fuck come, easy as fuck go"
Little high, lil low
Any way tha wind blows, don't straight-up matter ta me, ta me

Mama, just capped a man
Put a glock against his head
Pulled mah trigger, now he be straight dead
Mama, thuglife had just begun
But now I've gone n' thrown it all away
Mama, ooo
Didn't mean ta make you cry
If I be not back again dis time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, as if not a god damn thang straight-up matters

Too late, mah time has come
Sendz shivers down mah spine
Bodyz achin all tha time
Dopebye all y'all - I've gots ta go
Gotta leave you all behind n' grill tha truth
Mama, ooo - (any way tha wind blows)
I don't wanna die
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all

I peep a lil silhouette-o of a man
Scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do tha Fandango


Thunderbolt n' lightnin -- hella, straight-up frightenin me
Gallileo, Gallileo,
Gallileo, Gallileo,
Gallileo, Figaro -- magnifico!

I be just a skanky boy, no muthafucka loves me
Hez just a skanky pimp from a skanky family
Spare his ass his thuglife from dis monstrosity
Easy come easy as fuck go -- will you let mah crazy ass go?
Bismillah, muthafucka! No, muthafucka! Our thugged-out asses aint gonna let you go, muthafucka! -- Let his ass go!
Bismillah, muthafucka! Our thugged-out asses aint gonna let you go, muthafucka! -- Let his ass go!
Bismillah, muthafucka! Our thugged-out asses aint gonna let you go, muthafucka! -- Let mah crazy ass go!
Will not let you go, muthafucka! -- Let mah crazy ass go, muthafucka! Never!
Never let you go, muthafucka! -- Let mah crazy ass go!
Never let mah crazy ass go, muthafucka! -- ooo

Fuck dat shit, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Oh Mama mia, Mama mia, Mama mia, muthafucka! Let mah crazy ass go!
Beelzebub has a thugged-out devil put aside fo' me!
for me!
for me!!

So you be thinkin you can quit mah crazy ass n' spit up in mah eye
So you be thinkin you can ludd mah crazy ass n' leave mah crazy ass ta die
Oh baby -- can't do dis ta me, baby
Just gotta git up -- just gotta git muthafuckin right outta here

Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
Nothang straight-up matters
Every Muthafucka can see
Nothang straight-up matters
Nothang straight-up mattas ta me

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