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RE: Love Advice With Sir Roger Moore - 30/12/2012 10:51:08 PM   
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Sir Rog

I'm tempted to start using Plenty of Fish (the online dating thingy). What should I use as my opening chat-up line to get the laydeez frothing?

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RE: Love Advice With Sir Roger Moore - 31/12/2012 11:24:16 AM   
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Dearest 'The Big Knit' ..... remember me?

Oh the orgies we had - although i had my eyes shut a lot of the time!! You do recall dontcha fellah? The way we used to try and get away from that annoying 'hanger on' Tony 'C*nt' Curtis by constantly telling hin we'd seen a big breasted blonde in random places like the Gents Loo and like the knob he was he'd go a looking

Anyhoo hows life been since the mole removal? I had to stop hanging around with you after you had it removed cos you just looked weird - no hard feelings eh?

Anyhoo my question is ...... that drill you borrowed in 1960 when you were Maverick so you could "drill a hole thru to next doors dressing room" ...... have you done with it yet??


Yours omnisincerely

Lew Grades secret middle child xx

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RE: Love Advice With Sir Roger Moore - 31/12/2012 8:20:49 PM   
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Hello again everyone! You've all been busy offering your love queries, so I'll try and satisfy a few of you in one go (oo-er!).

Firstly, 'Pigeon Army': what colour is your hair? As we all now, a good agent will always have sexy jet-black hair. Buy yourself some hair dye, Pigeon Army, and you'll soon have an army of birds chasing you!

'Sanchia': you're absolutely correct - being dapper is key if you want to tap 'er. Watch all my movies for further information.

Mr Coe: I'm afraid I don't remember those books very well, so you've left me a bit 'read'-faced! Your mistake was getting beaten up though, because James Bond doesn't pick up a scratch in a fight.

Mr Jarvis: I'm not familiar with the website you've mentioned, but I recommend a witty joke as a good come-on line - follow my lead and you'll be 'The Man With The Golden Pun'!

Beno: I can't remember that drill too well. It wouldn't be the first screw I've forgotten about though!


RM

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RE: Love Advice With Sir Roger Moore - 31/12/2012 8:34:01 PM   
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How does it feel for your sole career highlight to be the following reference:

''That is a rare photo of Sean Connery signed by Roger Moore. It is worth one hundred and fifty dollars.''




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RE: Love Advice With Sir Roger Moore - 31/12/2012 10:35:49 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Sir Roger Moore

Hello again everyone! You've all been busy offering your love queries, so I'll try and satisfy a few of you in one go (oo-er!).

Firstly, 'Pigeon Army': what colour is your hair? As we all now, a good agent will always have sexy jet-black hair. Buy yourself some hair dye, Pigeon Army, and you'll soon have an army of birds chasing you!

'Sanchia': you're absolutely correct - being dapper is key if you want to tap 'er. Watch all my movies for further information.

Mr Coe: I'm afraid I don't remember those books very well, so you've left me a bit 'read'-faced! Your mistake was getting beaten up though, because James Bond doesn't pick up a scratch in a fight.

Mr Jarvis: I'm not familiar with the website you've mentioned, but I recommend a witty joke as a good come-on line - follow my lead and you'll be 'The Man With The Golden Pun'!

Beno: I can't remember that drill too well. It wouldn't be the first screw I've forgotten about though!


RM



I don't care if you're not the real Roger Moore. I love you anyway.



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RE: Love Advice With Sir Roger Moore - 2/1/2013 2:39:43 PM   
Jonnie_K


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Dear Roger

My wife is constantly accusing me of "not listening". This is true, of course, but I have to deny it. But then I get caught out later when something crops up she told me about.

Is there a better response I can give her when shes "going on" about stuff (y'know money, kids, work etc) while im trying to concentrate on the footy?



PS- Please dont tell me to hit her, shes liable to beat the sh*t out of me!

sorry, just realised this is not really a love question in the sense you may have meant. it is in the way that i would just "love" to watch the footy uninterrupted!

< Message edited by Jonnie_K -- 2/1/2013 2:41:28 PM >


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RE: Love Advice With Sir Roger Moore - 2/1/2013 2:55:51 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Mister Coe


quote:

ORIGINAL: Sir Roger Moore

Hello again everyone! You've all been busy offering your love queries, so I'll try and satisfy a few of you in one go (oo-er!).

Firstly, 'Pigeon Army': what colour is your hair? As we all now, a good agent will always have sexy jet-black hair. Buy yourself some hair dye, Pigeon Army, and you'll soon have an army of birds chasing you!

'Sanchia': you're absolutely correct - being dapper is key if you want to tap 'er. Watch all my movies for further information.

Mr Coe: I'm afraid I don't remember those books very well, so you've left me a bit 'read'-faced! Your mistake was getting beaten up though, because James Bond doesn't pick up a scratch in a fight.

Mr Jarvis: I'm not familiar with the website you've mentioned, but I recommend a witty joke as a good come-on line - follow my lead and you'll be 'The Man With The Golden Pun'!

Beno: I can't remember that drill too well. It wouldn't be the first screw I've forgotten about though!


RM



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WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT

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RE: Love Advice With Sir Roger Moore - 2/1/2013 10:20:24 PM   
Mister Coe

 

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ORIGINAL: matty_b


quote:

ORIGINAL: Mister Coe


quote:

ORIGINAL: Sir Roger Moore

Hello again everyone! You've all been busy offering your love queries, so I'll try and satisfy a few of you in one go (oo-er!).

Firstly, 'Pigeon Army': what colour is your hair? As we all now, a good agent will always have sexy jet-black hair. Buy yourself some hair dye, Pigeon Army, and you'll soon have an army of birds chasing you!

'Sanchia': you're absolutely correct - being dapper is key if you want to tap 'er. Watch all my movies for further information.

Mr Coe: I'm afraid I don't remember those books very well, so you've left me a bit 'read'-faced! Your mistake was getting beaten up though, because James Bond doesn't pick up a scratch in a fight.

Mr Jarvis: I'm not familiar with the website you've mentioned, but I recommend a witty joke as a good come-on line - follow my lead and you'll be 'The Man With The Golden Pun'!

Beno: I can't remember that drill too well. It wouldn't be the first screw I've forgotten about though!


RM



I don't care if you're not the real Roger Moore. I love you anyway.




WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT



I say that because Roger Moore is like God to me. My first grown-up moment at the cinema was THE SPY WHO LOVED ME, and that bit when he went over that cliff, fell for a long while and then opened up that Union Jack parachute... that set the standard for cinema in my eyes, now and forever. Fuck any Michael Bay CGI bollocks with shitty robots and bad actors!

So, if 'Sir Roger Moore' is the genuine article, no matter how slight and miniscule and pathetic the chance of it might be, I'll take that chance. If not, I'm talking to some silly cunt on the internet... no change there!



Just read back the post and Matty B, I don't mean you're a silly C-word...

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RE: Love Advice With Sir Roger Moore - 2/1/2013 10:25:35 PM   
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I am, but that's for another discussion.

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RE: Love Advice With Sir Roger Moore - 2/1/2013 10:46:19 PM   
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No, Matty's a fascist.

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RE: Love Advice With Sir Roger Moore - 2/1/2013 10:46:38 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Sir Roger Moore

Hello again everyone! You've all been busy offering your love queries, so I'll try and satisfy a few of you in one go (oo-er!).

Firstly, 'Pigeon Army': what colour is your hair? As we all now, a good agent will always have sexy jet-black hair. Buy yourself some hair dye, Pigeon Army, and you'll soon have an army of birds chasing you!



Where's your sexy jet-black hair? I CALL SHENANIGANS

I BET YOU'RE REALLY PIERCE BROSNAN

< Message edited by Pigeon Army -- 2/1/2013 10:47:00 PM >


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RE: Love Advice With Sir Roger Moore - 3/1/2013 10:20:56 AM   
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No, Matty's a fascist.


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RE: Love Advice With Sir Roger Moore - 3/1/2013 11:15:27 AM   
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No, Matty's a fascist.


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Christ your a bitch

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She's supposed to be 13! I'd want her to be very attractive though


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RE: Love Advice With Sir Roger Moore - 10/1/2013 11:05:32 PM   
Beno


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Wheres Rog?

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RE: Love Advice With Sir Roger Moore - 11/1/2013 1:09:25 PM   
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Dear Sir Roger,

I've met a new lady and visiting the South of France with her and were meeting her family down there. I was thinking of wearing a pastel coloured safari suit for most of the trip. Would you recommend this or do you think it's a bit dated?

Regards,

Kovacs.

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RE: Love Advice With Sir Roger Moore - 12/1/2013 11:10:14 PM   
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Sir Roger...

I just started working for a couple of low-budget gangsters from the US. They had me delivering unusual packages all over London. It turns out that the packages were full of drugs. I ended up shooting one of them in the head and force-feeding the other one a package full of heroin (which was laced with stry... stkr... stricnine... some poisonous stuff...)

I hear you have some experience in this area? Please bear in mind that I don't have any theatrically-trained alcoholics to back me up...

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