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I'm famous for... - 28/12/2012 2:01:29 PM   
steffols


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My constantly warm hands.
Even at the height of Winter, my hands stay warm. I love it.

My clumsiness.
I'm currently sporting a black bruise on my forearm from where I ran into the lock on the doors of the cigarette cabinets at work. I have a bruise to accompany the big scratch from where I walked into the kitchen and bumped into the oven door which was open. I'm forever bumping into door frames or falling over.

So what are you famous for?

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RE: I'm famous for... - 28/12/2012 3:48:24 PM   
matty_b


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General physical awkwardness. I can't walk normally, it's kind of a weird shuffle that meanders in and out of a straight line and God forbid I have to walk behind somebody. I'm incapable of aligning my speed and path with theirs and will inevitably trip over their heels. And I dread being the first person in or out of any taxi bigger than a four-seater - because I will NOT be able to open the door.

And if we're on a night out, I will always need a wee whenever we go to a new place/bar/pub.


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RE: I'm famous for... - 28/12/2012 7:32:34 PM   
paul_ie86


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I don't know what I'm famous for really. I have fallen down a few times in the last couple of months so maybe that.

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RE: I'm famous for... - 28/12/2012 7:47:53 PM   
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RE: I'm famous for... - 28/12/2012 8:17:29 PM   
Hood_Man


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My deep voice.

My sense of humour.

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RE: I'm famous for... - 28/12/2012 10:00:04 PM   
kumar


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Hood_Man

My deep voice.

My sense of humour.


This is some serious black magic shit right here... This is why IM famous!

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RE: I'm famous for... - 28/12/2012 10:47:36 PM   
homersimpson_esq


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Bad puns.

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RE: I'm famous for... - 28/12/2012 11:08:48 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: homersimpson_esq

Bad puns.



and correcting spelling

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RE: I'm famous for... - 28/12/2012 11:25:22 PM   
rawlinson

 

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Rhubarb


quote:

ORIGINAL: homersimpson_esq

Bad puns.



and correcting spelling


And that incident with the goat.

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RE: I'm famous for... - 29/12/2012 6:46:04 PM   
Lazy wolf eyes


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Finding even the most minuscule bit of fat on meat and cutting it off. My brother calls me "The Surgeon" which would be my villain name if I ever decided to go through with taking over the world.

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RE: I'm famous for... - 29/12/2012 7:15:24 PM   
Hood_Man


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quote:

ORIGINAL: kumar

quote:

ORIGINAL: Hood_Man

My deep voice.

My sense of humour.


This is some serious black magic shit right here... This is why IM famous!

Do you sound like Orson Welles with a cold too?

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RE: I'm famous for... - 29/12/2012 8:12:57 PM   
kumar


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Even more so at the moment becuase ive got a sore throat, chesty cough and a slight runny nose. You must be me!

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RE: I'm famous for... - 8/1/2013 2:51:48 PM   
Sleazy


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an incident involving a party, a handtowel, a tree and a lack of toilet paper.

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RE: I'm famous for... - 9/1/2013 10:51:13 AM   
Skiba


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From: London
My shiny, optimistic view of life

And my roast spuds

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RE: I'm famous for... - 10/1/2013 10:30:00 AM   
Rebenectomy


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Wearing flip flops all year round, even in the bitter winter months. I don't do it as much as I used to because they are not conducive to walking children, but I hate having my feet covered.

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RE: I'm famous for... - 10/1/2013 12:30:16 PM   
superdan


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Impressions. And making a bitching cup of tea.

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RE: I'm famous for... - 10/1/2013 12:38:24 PM   
sharkboy


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From: Belfast
Making origami frogs.  And, thanks to an excellent xmas present from Hobbsy, origami zombies too

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RE: I'm famous for... - 10/1/2013 1:11:53 PM   
clownfoot


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I've saved the world of Yarm on precisly four occasions now...

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RE: I'm famous for... - 10/1/2013 1:23:04 PM   
jcthefirst


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Rebenectomy

Wearing flip flops all year round, even in the bitter winter months. I don't do it as much as I used to because they are not conducive to walking children, but I hate having my feet covered.


Um, are you my wife? She always wears flip flops unless it's absolutely frostbite threateningly freezing.

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RE: I'm famous for... - 10/1/2013 2:23:22 PM   
jonson


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Sorry I'm a bit late to this thread, but being English, it's my punctuality.

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RE: I'm famous for... - 11/1/2013 1:52:26 PM   
great_badir


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Small ears

Small hands

Sausage fingers

The fact that the back of my head makes it look like I have down's syndrome (this is absolutely true and not a joke)

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RE: I'm famous for... - 11/1/2013 3:53:32 PM   
Rebenectomy


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quote:

ORIGINAL: jcthefirst

Um, are you my wife? She always wears flip flops unless it's absolutely frostbite threateningly freezing.


Yes, I've been on here secretly keeping tabs on you for years.


Does your wife find that her toenails grow at a faster rate than the average bear? I'm asking because mine seem to grow very quickly and I was wondering if it was the additional Vitamin D exposure from having them out more often than most.






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RE: I'm famous for... - 11/1/2013 4:06:51 PM   
homersimpson_esq


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Rebenectomy


quote:

ORIGINAL: jcthefirst

Um, are you my wife? She always wears flip flops unless it's absolutely frostbite threateningly freezing.


Yes, I've been on here secretly keeping tabs on you for years.


Does your wife find that her toenails grow at a faster rate than the average bear? I'm asking because mine seem to grow very quickly and I was wondering if it was the additional Vitamin D exposure from having them out more often than most.








There's a great post edit there somewhere, but I can't be bothered...

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RE: I'm famous for... - 11/1/2013 5:07:41 PM   
Rhubarb


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Tunelessness, untidyness, indesciveness.

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RE: I'm famous for... - 11/1/2013 5:10:16 PM   
rawlinson

 

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Rhubarb

Tunelessness, untidyness, indesciveness.


Your spelling.

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RE: I'm famous for... - 11/1/2013 5:12:00 PM   
Rhubarb


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quote:

ORIGINAL: rawlinson


quote:

ORIGINAL: Rhubarb

Tunelessness, untidyness, indesciveness.


Your spelling.




the worst thing was, using Chrome there was a red wavy line under all three words, so I knew they were wrong.

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RE: I'm famous for... - 11/1/2013 5:13:43 PM   
rawlinson

 

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Rhubarb


quote:

ORIGINAL: rawlinson


quote:

ORIGINAL: Rhubarb

Tunelessness, untidyness, indesciveness.


Your spelling.




the worst thing was, using Chrome there was a red wavy line under all three words, so I knew they were wrong.


I just assumed you were doing it to enrage Homer.

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RE: I'm famous for... - 11/1/2013 5:16:30 PM   
Rhubarb


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I didn't edit as he knew he was the last poster, but I didn't deliberately get them wrong.

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You organisational skills sicken me, Rhubarb.



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RE: I'm famous for... - 11/1/2013 7:53:55 PM   
homersimpson_esq


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. . .

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RE: I'm famous for... - 24/1/2013 10:36:39 PM   
The2ndRing


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My ability to make anything descend into some form of Carry-On film.

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