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RE: Empire Dead Pool 2013 - 18/12/2013 11:28:17 AM   
Hood_Man


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In another cynical attempt at stunt picking, I'll take Justin Biebers youthful life-force pweeeaaaase!

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RE: Empire Dead Pool 2013 - 18/12/2013 1:11:07 PM   
Sahara Desert


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From: Death's Door
Some more points at fucking last! I'll take Fidel Castro as my replacement, please.

I would be willing to retake the reins as the arbiter of this gruesome POINTS FOR DEATH LOLZ TWFBBQ!!!1!!! competition for 2014 if there are no other takers. Even if that does mean more unfunny and tired 'jokes' from Waldorf & Stadtler. >;-p

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Post #: 212
RE: Empire Dead Pool 2013 - 18/12/2013 2:33:08 PM   
Le Tenia


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From: Blue Heaven
I also had Biggs. I've taken Ian Watkins as a replacement and updated my list.

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RE: Empire Dead Pool 2013 - 18/12/2013 3:13:02 PM   
jonson


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Sahara Desert

I would be willing to retake the reins as the arbiter of this gruesome POINTS FOR DEATH LOLZ TWFBBQ!!!1!!! competition for 2014 if there are no other takers.


So Harold Shipman hands back the reigns to Myra Hindley. Just when the celebs thought they could relax a bit.


quote:

ORIGINAL: Sahara Desert

Even if that does mean more unfunny and tired 'jokes' from Waldorf & Stadtler. >;-p


WTF!

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I've got all the Barbie ones!!!

Yeah but you're old. Really old. Old. Old. Old. Old.

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Post #: 214
RE: Empire Dead Pool 2013 - 18/12/2013 5:04:20 PM   
Sinatra


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I reckon she's talking about you and Harry....

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Post #: 215
RE: Empire Dead Pool 2013 - 18/12/2013 5:08:10 PM   
Sinatra


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I'll have Eli Wallach please Harry, me old mucker....

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Post #: 216
RE: Empire Dead Pool 2013 - 18/12/2013 9:41:14 PM   
Super Hans


Posts: 2391
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From: Watford
I've replaced Ronnie Biggs on my list with George Bush Snr.

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Post #: 217
RE: Empire Dead Pool 2013 - 22/12/2013 7:11:54 PM   
Harry Lime


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Right! After a pleasant vacation, I have returned and updated the Empire Dead Pool to include points scored for Peter O' Toole, Joan Fontaine and Ronnie Biggs. Alas, nobody picked David Coleman...

01. Harry Lime - 382
02. Sinatra - 206
03. Super Hans - 196
04. Superdan - 180
05. juanvasquez - 164
06. moontheloon - 143
07. La Tenia - 135
08. Rhubarb - 133
09. Mister Coe - 120
10. Rgirvan44 - 115
11. Rinc - 114
12. Mute - 112
13. Matty_b - 108
14. Ultimate Empire Dead Pool - 102
15. Sahara Desert - 89
16. Pigeon Army - 84
17. blackduck - 84
18. Harley Quinn - 78
19. NadaPlissken - 69
20. Chief - 68
= David DVD 1988 - 68
22. Jonson - 61
23. OPEN YOUR EYES - 60
24. Sharkboy - 51
25. Hood_Man - 50
26. Steffols - 44
27. Badgers - 37
= Rebel Scum - 37
29. chilipenguin -35
30. Scruffybobby - 35
31 Horribleives - 18
32. Gimli The Dwarf - 17


Can I have replacements from the following, please...

Badgers
juanvasquez
Mister Coe
Nada Plissken (x2)
OPEN YOUR EYES
Pigeon Army (x3)
Rhubarb
Steffols (x2)

_____________________________

"People think I have an interesting walk. Hell, I'm just trying to hold my gut in."

If I get there early will it be the right time
our heaven is just waiting so put your hand into mine.

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Post #: 218
RE: Empire Dead Pool 2013 - 23/12/2013 5:51:49 PM   
Harry Lime


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And now Mikhail Kalashnikov has shuffled off his mortal (re)coil. Rhubarb shoots up a position with seven points.

01. Harry Lime - 382
02. Sinatra - 206
03. Super Hans - 196
04. Superdan - 180
05. juanvasquez - 164
06. moontheloon - 143
07. Rhubarb - 140
08. La Tenia - 135
09. Mister Coe - 120
10. Rgirvan44 - 115
11. Rinc - 114
12. Mute - 112
13. Matty_b - 108
14. Ultimate Empire Dead Pool - 102
15. Sahara Desert - 89
16. Pigeon Army - 84
= blackduck - 84
18. Harley Quinn - 78
19. NadaPlissken - 69
20. Chief - 68
= David DVD 1988 - 68
22. Jonson - 61
23. OPEN YOUR EYES - 60
24. Sharkboy - 51
25. Hood_Man - 50
26. Steffols - 44
27. Badgers - 37
= Rebel Scum - 37
29. chilipenguin -35
30. Scruffybobby - 35
31. Horribleives - 18
32. Gimli The Dwarf - 17


Can I have replacements from the following, please...

Badgers
juanvasquez
Mister Coe
Nada Plissken (x2)
OPEN YOUR EYES
Pigeon Army (x3)
Rhubarb (x2)
Steffols (x2)

_____________________________

"People think I have an interesting walk. Hell, I'm just trying to hold my gut in."

If I get there early will it be the right time
our heaven is just waiting so put your hand into mine.

(in reply to Harry Lime)
Post #: 219
RE: Empire Dead Pool 2013 - 23/12/2013 9:35:57 PM   
Rhubarb


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From: No Direction Home
i'll take Kim kyong-hui and Sean Connery please

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WWLD?


quote:

ORIGINAL: FritzlFan

You organisational skills sicken me, Rhubarb.



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Post #: 220
RE: Empire Dead Pool 2013 - 24/12/2013 11:00:16 AM   
Harry Lime


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Eeek. I somehow missed C. Everett Koop from my spreadsheet. Gimli The Dwarf gets seven points and a humble apology!

01. Harry Lime - 382
02. Sinatra - 206
03. Super Hans - 196
04. Superdan - 180
05. juanvasquez - 164
06. moontheloon - 143
07. Rhubarb - 140
08. La Tenia - 135
09. Mister Coe - 120
10. Rgirvan44 - 115
11. Rinc - 114
12. Mute - 112
13. Matty_b - 108
14. Ultimate Empire Dead Pool - 102
15. Sahara Desert - 89
16. Pigeon Army - 84
= blackduck - 84
18. Harley Quinn - 78
19. NadaPlissken - 69
20. Chief - 68
= David DVD 1988 - 68
22. Jonson - 61
23. OPEN YOUR EYES - 60
24. Sharkboy - 51
25. Hood_Man - 50
26. Steffols - 44
27. Badgers - 37
= Rebel Scum - 37
29. chilipenguin -35
30. Scruffybobby - 35
31. Gimli The Dwarf - 24
32. Horribleives - 18


Can I have replacements from the following, please...

Badgers
Gimli The Dwarf
juanvasquez
Mister Coe
Nada Plissken (x2)
OPEN YOUR EYES
Pigeon Army (x3)
Steffols (x2)


_____________________________

"People think I have an interesting walk. Hell, I'm just trying to hold my gut in."

If I get there early will it be the right time
our heaven is just waiting so put your hand into mine.

(in reply to Harry Lime)
Post #: 221
RE: Empire Dead Pool 2013 - 24/12/2013 11:33:21 AM   
Gimli The Dwarf


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From: Central Park Zoo
No worries, I didn't know myself!


Richard Attenborough please.



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So, sir, we let him have it right up! And I have to report, sir, he did not like it, sir.

Fellow scientists, poindexters, geeks.

Yeah, Mr. White! Yeah, science!

Much more better!

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Post #: 222
RE: Empire Dead Pool 2013 - 1/1/2014 7:26:39 PM   
Harry Lime


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Joined: 30/9/2005
So, the Empire Dead Pool 2013 has come to a close and the final table looks like this...

01. Harry Lime - 382
02. Sinatra - 206
03. Super Hans - 196
04. Superdan - 180
05. juanvasquez - 164
06. moontheloon - 143
07. Rhubarb - 140
08. La Tenia - 135
09. Mister Coe - 120
10. Rgirvan44 - 115
11. Rinc - 114
12. Mute - 112
13. Matty_b - 108
14. Ultimate Empire Dead Pool - 102
15. Sahara Desert - 89
16. Pigeon Army - 84
= blackduck - 84
18. Harley Quinn - 78
19. NadaPlissken - 69
20. Chief - 68
= David DVD 1988 - 68
22. Jonson - 61
23. OPEN YOUR EYES - 60
24. Sharkboy - 51
25. Hood_Man - 50
26. Steffols - 44
27. Badgers - 37
= Rebel Scum - 37
29. chilipenguin -35
30. Scruffybobby - 35
31. Gimli The Dwarf - 24
32. Horribleives - 18
33. Glider Boy - 0
= Sledge Hammer - 0


Which means, in a year where two of the most ever-popular choices in the history of the Dead Pool finally pegged it, the Angel of Mercy Award is shared between two pooler's who remarkably failed to pick up a single point over the last 365 days... Glider Boy and Sledge Hammer, you truly deserve the all of the infamy and humiliation that this title will defecate upon you!

On the other hand, many congratulations to everybody who acquired at least one confirmed kill. That the top fourteen all managed to clear 100 points shows that the future is bright for the Empire Dead Pool! Next year is bound to be a thrilling race.

However, there can only be one winner, and this years Forum Grim Reaper - with a remarkable 382 points and twelve official kills - is Harry Lime! Go me! His name is added to the Empire Dead Pool winners roll...

2007 - King Wah - 50 pts
2008 - Rhubarb - 101 pts
2009 - Juanvasquez - 210 pts
2010 - moontheloon - 126 pts
2011 - Shool - 115 pts
2012 - Sinatra - 177 pts
2013 - Harry Lime - 382 pts


Many thanks to everybody who has taken part this year. And good luck to Sahara Desert, back for a second stint in as Dead Pool Overlord. I'm sure that she'll do a great job.

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"People think I have an interesting walk. Hell, I'm just trying to hold my gut in."

If I get there early will it be the right time
our heaven is just waiting so put your hand into mine.

(in reply to Gimli The Dwarf)
Post #: 223
RE: Empire Dead Pool 2013 - 2/1/2014 7:52:10 AM   
jonson


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Fully deserved Harry, the smell of decomposing flesh, a feeling of misery and a sudden coldness in Off Topic has announced your entrance all year.
A sterling job, thanks very much for keeping us all entertained (and obviously keeping us alive [sm=scared04.gif)

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I've got all the Barbie ones!!!

Yeah but you're old. Really old. Old. Old. Old. Old.

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Post #: 224
RE: Empire Dead Pool 2013 - 2/1/2014 8:26:15 AM   
Rinc


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From: A park bench, with a newspaper quilt

quote:

ORIGINAL: jonson

Fully deserved Harry, the smell of decomposing flesh, a feeling of misery and a sudden coldness in Off Topic has announced your entrance all year.


Those things always come with an Everton fan.

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Post #: 225
RE: Empire Dead Pool 2013 - 2/1/2014 9:15:44 AM   
Sinatra


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Well done Harry and thanks... I'm happy with that, winner last year and runner up this year, not too shabby.

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Post #: 226
RE: Empire Dead Pool 2013 - 2/1/2014 9:34:53 AM   
Rinc


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From: A park bench, with a newspaper quilt
I'm guessing the older you get and the closer to death you get, the more in tune with celebrities nearing death you get.

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Post #: 227
RE: Empire Dead Pool 2013 - 2/1/2014 9:27:28 PM   
Sahara Desert


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Joined: 30/9/2005
From: Death's Door
quote:

ORIGINAL: Harry Lime
And good luck to Sahara Desert, back for a second stint in as Dead Pool Overlord. I'm sure that she'll do a great job.
Too kind, too kind.

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@thesaharadesert

Smug Animals

Mine!

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Post #: 228
RE: Empire Dead Pool 2013 - 2/1/2014 9:35:58 PM   
Hood_Man


Posts: 12151
Joined: 30/9/2005
I'd like to thank Margaret Thatcher, Ronnie Biggs, and Nelson Mandela for the part they played in me achieving a career high of 50 points. It was a real team effort, and they did me proud.

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Post #: 229
RE: Empire Dead Pool 2013 - 6/1/2014 3:57:41 PM   
Glider Boy


Posts: 238
Joined: 13/5/2008
From: A 5000ft thermal
So a big fat zero for me, now I know how it feels to be a British Eurovision song entrant...........anyway, happy days for the the people I kept alive, some more life giving to be done for 2014.

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...it's like trying to teach bears about heaven.

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