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WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!! MAYBE! - 20/12/2012 7:00:06 PM   
DancingClown


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Well, in approximately five hours - or maybe six, seven, eight, nine, ten, ten and a half (I don't think the Mayans and the subsequent interpretation specified any particular time....did they?) the world is going to end. Perhaps. Probably not. Unless it does, which would be hilariously ironic. No matter how it happens - asteroid, mutating neutrinos, ascension of hybrid Jimmy Savile/Cyril Smith demon, Meca-vad3r on apocalyptic pornagraphic rampage, whatever, here's my question:

Whatcha gonna do? We've got three minutes left. How you going to fill that time? People often say they'd have a quick shag, which only really works if you have a willing participant present and some relative privacy. But how would one be able to maintain an erection under such conditions? I think I'd spend those three minutes shouting and shitting myself, personally.

What would you do?

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RE: WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!! MAYBE! - 20/12/2012 7:01:14 PM   
DancingClown


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Oh for fuck's sake!!!!!!

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RE: WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!! MAYBE! - 20/12/2012 7:01:40 PM   
Hobbitonlass

 

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Just because it's nearly the end of the world, doesn't mean you can all run riot and start loads of threads

http://www.empireonline.com/forum/tm.asp?m=3448434&mpage=1&key=&NID=0#3448434

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