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The Forum Bill of Rights - 19/12/2012 12:07:42 PM   
homersimpson_esq


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Let's all "help" Pigeon Army with his law essay and create our own Bill of Rights.

Go.

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RE: The Forum Bill of Rights - 19/12/2012 12:10:51 PM   
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All forumites shall have the right to call other forumites a cunt if they are indeed being a cunt.

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RE: The Forum Bill of Rights - 19/12/2012 12:12:54 PM   
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All forumites have the right to bare arms. Not weapons, just short sleeved shirts and Ts.

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RE: The Forum Bill of Rights - 19/12/2012 12:14:10 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: homersimpson_esq

Let's all "help" Pigeon Army with his law essay and create our own Bill of Rights.

Go.


Homework Threads
Want some help with your school/college/university work? Offer your own thoughts first or it's a straight lock. Especially if you're new to the forum. We generally don't take kindly to threads of this nature but may allow it if it's a genuinely good topic with your own thoughts.

Please note that this rule implicitly bans students

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RE: The Forum Bill of Rights - 19/12/2012 12:19:44 PM   
homersimpson_esq


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Yes, but we're not actually helping him...

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RE: The Forum Bill of Rights - 19/12/2012 12:20:01 PM   
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All forumites have the right to have their own opinions on film/music/general things, even if they are controversial and any ridicule thrust upon them must only be used in jest (Notable exceptions include finding Kate Winslet chubby or liking Braveheart)

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RE: The Forum Bill of Rights - 19/12/2012 12:26:03 PM   
Pigeon Army


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ORIGINAL: matty_b

All forumites shall have the right to call other forumites a cunt if they are indeed being a cunt.


I hereby ratify this and call matty_b a cunt.

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RE: The Forum Bill of Rights - 19/12/2012 12:54:28 PM   
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RE: The Forum Bill of Rights - 19/12/2012 1:29:39 PM   
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I dunno, ummmmmmmmmm..........summat about Evil Dead, Lord of the Rings and Star Wars. I don't know what, though, cos I got bored of it ages ago.

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RE: The Forum Bill of Rights - 19/12/2012 2:12:23 PM   
grucl

 

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All forumites shall consider 1080p etc...

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RE: The Forum Bill of Rights - 19/12/2012 2:43:07 PM   
homersimpson_esq


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Is it our inalienable right to do so? I thought there was some question as to whether one should or not.

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RE: The Forum Bill of Rights - 19/12/2012 2:50:26 PM   
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I think we should have freedom from cruel and unusual moderators.

Like Homer. He's unusual.

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RE: The Forum Bill of Rights - 19/12/2012 4:47:39 PM   
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No moderation without representation.

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RE: The Forum Bill of Rights - 19/12/2012 5:24:07 PM   
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All I want is a democratic system of mod appointing. No one has still answered my question of if and when I'll be ascended to hold such power.

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To paraphrase the great man himself:

Vad3r won't go anywhere near this.

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RE: The Forum Bill of Rights - 19/12/2012 10:15:06 PM   
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Everyone has the right to make at least one joke about jonson being old.

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RE: The Forum Bill of Rights - 19/12/2012 10:42:55 PM   
DancingClown


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quote:

ORIGINAL: vad3r

All I want is a democratic system of mod appointing. No one has still answered my question of if and when I'll be ascended to hold such power.


I think there's more chance of me giving birth to Jesus Christ through my nob than of you ever becoming a mod.

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RE: The Forum Bill of Rights - 19/12/2012 10:57:56 PM   
vad3r


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quote:

ORIGINAL: DancingClown


quote:

ORIGINAL: vad3r

All I want is a democratic system of mod appointing. No one has still answered my question of if and when I'll be ascended to hold such power.


I think there's more chance of me giving birth to Jesus Christ through my nob than of you ever becoming a mod.


If you were a mod those words would have an affect on me. But you've not been ascended, so they are meaningless.

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ORIGINAL: horribleives
To paraphrase the great man himself:

Vad3r won't go anywhere near this.

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RE: The Forum Bill of Rights - 19/12/2012 11:02:56 PM   
DancingClown


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quote:

ORIGINAL: vad3r


quote:

ORIGINAL: DancingClown


quote:

ORIGINAL: vad3r

All I want is a democratic system of mod appointing. No one has still answered my question of if and when I'll be ascended to hold such power.


I think there's more chance of me giving birth to Jesus Christ through my nob than of you ever becoming a mod.


If you were a mod those words would have an affect on me. But you've not been ascended, so they are meaningless.


You will never be a mod. Savile's ghost would be a more likely choice than you.

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RE: The Forum Bill of Rights - 19/12/2012 11:13:25 PM   
vad3r


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quote:

ORIGINAL: DancingClown


quote:

ORIGINAL: vad3r


quote:

ORIGINAL: DancingClown


quote:

ORIGINAL: vad3r

All I want is a democratic system of mod appointing. No one has still answered my question of if and when I'll be ascended to hold such power.


I think there's more chance of me giving birth to Jesus Christ through my nob than of you ever becoming a mod.


If you were a mod those words would have an affect on me. But you've not been ascended, so they are meaningless.


You will never be a mod. Savile's ghost would be a more likely choice than you.


I'm 21 and have many more years to wait patiently for what is my destiny. It won't happen today or even tomorrow, but the day will come when vad3r will wield the true might of our Empire and the boards will witness my grace and glory.

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quote:

ORIGINAL: horribleives
To paraphrase the great man himself:

Vad3r won't go anywhere near this.

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RE: The Forum Bill of Rights - 20/12/2012 3:34:30 AM   
Deviation


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Pol Pot would re-become ruler of Cambodia before you even had the slightest chance of becoming a mod.

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There are certainly times where calling a person a cunt is not only reasonable, it is a gross understatement.

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I really wish I could go down to see Privates

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RE: The Forum Bill of Rights - 20/12/2012 5:10:51 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Deviation

Pol Pot would re-become ruler of Cambodia before you even had the slightest chance of becoming a mod.



quote:

ORIGINAL: DancingClown

You will never be a mod. Savile's ghost would be a more likely choice than you.







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RE: The Forum Bill of Rights - 20/12/2012 3:09:59 PM   
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We hold the right to consider anything close to be social to indeed be the work of Damn Commie Bastards

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