Gimli The Dwarf
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 2. Les Miserables (1st view, 2012, Tom Hooper) - 5/5* SPOILERS Les Mis, Les Mis Directed by Tom Hooper Les Mis, Les Mis It really is quite super Because I am An uncultured troglodyte I was unaware of Jean Valjean's plight As much as I Enjoyed the whole production It never got better Than the introduction With all the slaves. Lugging in the ship It was the on- -ly time it felt epic I wanted to laugh At the start when Russell Crowe StarTED to SING Like A child IN a Christmas SHOW. But in the end I understood his pain And was so sad When he jumped in the Seine Hugh Jackman, his part he did brilliantly play He is very good As is Anne Hathaway They should get Oscars But it's not all great Eddie Redmayne is as useless in this As he has been is in everything He simply cannot act And the love triangle sucks I didn't end up caring at at all For the three young leads Eighteen Thirty Two That's when it all started to get boring THis section really needed a lot more Valjeeeeeeeeeeeeean and Javarre And Sacha Baron Cohen Who I tend to like, played it wrong He's no Alun Armstrong But the film did not feel long In fact it flew by Unlike Django unchained Which felt like 10 hours. This went much faster Les Mis, Les Mis I really can't deny I shed a tear When Jean Valjean did die Despite the fact Much could've been done diff'rently I loved this fim Bring on the DVD 1. Les Miserables (1st view, 2012, Tom Hooper) - 5/5* 2. The Beaver (1st vew, 2011, Jodie Foster) - 3/5*
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So, sir, we let him have it right up! And I have to report, sir, he did not like it, sir. Fellow scientists, poindexters, geeks. Yeah, Mr. White! Yeah, science! Much more better!
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