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The Best / Worst Movie Poster Tagline Jokes - 5/11/2012 6:15:56 PM   
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Predator 2 - 5/11/2012 6:15:56 PM   
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"He's in town with a few days to kill." Superb.

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- 5/11/2012 6:37:15 PM   
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phil.margetson, that Predator 2 one is brilliant! I always liked Black Sheep - The Violence Of The Lambs.

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You'll laugh! You'll cry! You'll hurl! - 5/11/2012 9:50:18 PM   
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Wayne's World.

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Always loved Commando's, although it's not a pun. - 5/11/2012 9:52:07 PM   
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LET'S PARTY.

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Drano is... - 6/11/2012 12:47:08 AM   
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It may not be popular (or even available) in the U.K. but Drano is a popular U.S.-based toilet bowl cleaner.

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Win/Lose - 6/11/2012 10:21:32 AM   
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'back for war' was great tag for 'expendables'

shame prequel to 'alien' produced a lame one.

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- 6/11/2012 10:44:20 AM   
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'You have the right to remain silent... forever.' - Maniac Cop 1 & 2. Brilliant.

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VG - 6/11/2012 12:07:39 PM   
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best tagline ever: "one man, one night, one gun" from the movie "Top Down City", a noir mockery poster from a videogame (which one?).

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Or how about - 6/11/2012 9:50:27 PM   
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The brilliantly succinct tagline to the South Park movie? "Uh-oh"

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RE: The Best / Worst Movie Poster Tagline Jokes - 7/11/2012 10:10:19 AM   
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Two of the so-called terrible ones aren't taken in the right context.

From paris With Love - Two agents, one city, no merci.
No merci could also be read as "No thank you" which is what I wish I'd said before watching this piece of shit.

AVP - Whoever wins, we lose.
This works on two levels
If the movie had turned out to be good then it would have been a BAD ASS tag-line.
As it stands it was an awful film so it's pretty apt.

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You missed "He sits. He stays. He shoots. He score... - 7/11/2012 4:28:43 PM   
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...the tagline from "Airbud" about a basketball-playing dog that made me laugh out loud. Not enough to watch the frikkin movie of course. l'm not 3.....

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Best Tagline Ever... - 10/11/2012 4:19:19 AM   
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Is from 'The Dentist 2', Brian Yuzna's 1998 schlocker. I've never been tempted to watch the film as it would ruin the tagline.

"You Know The Drill."

Genius!

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Naked Gun 2 1/2: - 10/11/2012 10:41:59 AM   
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From the brother of the director of Ghost.

Genius.

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RE: Naked Gun 2 1/2: - 10/11/2012 8:55:55 PM   
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Dr Giggles from the early 90's wins the schlock award - "If you're from Moorehigh and you get sick, fall on your knees, and pray you die quick!"

< Message edited by Fit Kisto -- 10/11/2012 8:58:06 PM >


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Other great taglines - 10/11/2012 11:03:34 PM   
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I have a few crackers that were missed out from the list:

"In space, no one can eat ice cream!" - Killer Klowns From Outer Space
"Their crime was against nature... nature found them guilty" - Lost Weekend
"This might hurt a little" - Sicko
"Get a grip on yourself" - Spanking the Monkey
"You can tell yourself IT'S ONLY A MOVIE... but it won't help!" - Night Train Murders (an Italian Last House on the Left rip-off)
"It will take your breath away... all of it" - Dead and Buried
"By pick, by axe, by sword, bye-bye" - The Mutilator
"Herbert West has a good head above his shoulders... and another one in a dish on his desk" - Re-Animator
"If you have guts... he wants them!" - Nightbeast
"Where shopping can cost you an arm and a leg" - Chopping Mall

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From Paris - 11/11/2012 3:48:29 AM   
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I LOVED the one for From Paris With Love cause even it's saying no thank you to it's premise.

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RE: The Best / Worst Movie Poster Tagline Jokes - 11/11/2012 2:19:34 PM   
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The first thing I thought about when I saw the Crank 2 tagline was John Cleese in The Holy Grail saying 'I got better' after claiming he got turned in to a newt.

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Fast and Furious - 13/11/2012 10:16:59 AM   
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'new model, same parts'.

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