homersimpson_esq
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Joined: 30/9/2005 From: Springfield
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Plot for Episode VII leaked! After failing to find enough potential Jedi, and still troubled about his one time crush on his sister, Luke Skywalker unwillingly moves in with Han and Leia, who are going through a tough time themselves. Their son Jacen is adamant he wants to become a Jedi and is spending his days in silent meditation to prove it. Their younger daughter Jaina meanwhile is being prepared for a special competition on Tattooine by the spirit of Obi Wan, something of a grandfather figure. Obi Wan's attempts to help Jacen to become a Jedi are not appreciated by Leia and especially Han, still uncertain of the value of "hokey religions and ancient weapons". In one emotionally fraught scene, Jaina is helping Jacen with his Jedi training. When one test shows his midichlorian count is way below the required amount to become a Jedi, he loses control and ends his silent meditation in spectacular fashion. The Millennium Falcon breaks down en route to the competition, and the entire thing ends in the Cantina bar in Mos Eisley with a rather questionable scene. In support of Jaina, the entire extended family, including the spirit of Obi Wan, all rally together. The film ends with the family working together to repair the Millennium Falcon before limping home to New Alderaan, before the traditional iris effect wipe to the directorial credit.
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