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Why does washing with soap make your bits smell worse, ... - 18/10/2012 12:35:08 PM   
great_badir


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...or is it just me?

Shower gel all the way.

I know there is already a soap vs shower gel thread, but this is specifically about fish smelling cocks and middle-fediddles caused by soap.

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RE: Why does washing with soap make your bits smell wor... - 18/10/2012 12:40:12 PM   
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RE: Why does washing with soap make your bits smell wor... - 18/10/2012 12:43:55 PM   
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...or is it just me?



It's just you.



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RE: Why does washing with soap make your bits smell wor... - 18/10/2012 12:46:28 PM   
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It's just you.


I knew it.

I ran out of shower gel this morning and reached for the only other thing to hand - a huge bar of L'Occitane verbena soap. Unfortunately it made my man-clunge smell like I'd been filleting rotting bream for an hour, using my cock as a knife and my balls as a weight to keep the fish in place.

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RE: Why does washing with soap make your bits smell wor... - 18/10/2012 12:49:19 PM   
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ORIGINAL: great_badir
I ran out of shower gel this morning and reached for the only other thing to hand - a huge bar of L'Occitane verbena soap. Unfortunately it made my man-clunge smell like I'd been filleting rotting bream for an hour, using my cock as a knife and my balls as a weight to keep the fish in place.


That reminds me, time for lunch.

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RE: Why does washing with soap make your bits smell wor... - 18/10/2012 1:03:40 PM   
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quote:

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I ran out of shower gel this morning and reached for the only other thing to hand - a huge bar of L'Occitane verbena soap. Unfortunately it made my man-clunge smell like I'd been filleting rotting bream for an hour, using my cock as a knife and my balls as a weight to keep the fish in place.


That reminds me, time for lunch.


That reminds me, time to phone MonsterCat's mum.

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RE: Why does washing with soap make your bits smell wor... - 18/10/2012 1:17:39 PM   
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How dare you, sir?

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RE: Why does washing with soap make your bits smell wor... - 18/10/2012 1:19:06 PM   
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How dare you, sir?


Quite.

She promised she wouldn't two-time me.

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RE: Why does washing with soap make your bits smell wor... - 18/10/2012 1:21:27 PM   
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Was it fish-scented soap?

Cos, y'know, that would answer your question.

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RE: Why does washing with soap make your bits smell wor... - 18/10/2012 1:22:42 PM   
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Was it fish-scented soap?

Cos, y'know, that would answer your question.


quote:

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a huge bar of L'Occitane verbena soap.



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RE: Why does washing with soap make your bits smell wor... - 18/10/2012 1:29:01 PM   
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A review from a guy from the L'Occitane site on the soap

quote:


OMG WOW - This soap smells amazing, it feels amazing and it calms sore hands like you would believe - I love it!

Guess it's you then......

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RE: Why does washing with soap make your bits smell wor... - 18/10/2012 1:30:00 PM   
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Yup, old fishcock badir it is.

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RE: Why does washing with soap make your bits smell wor... - 18/10/2012 1:35:41 PM   
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Yup, old fishcock badir it is.


Oi!!!!!

Less of the old.

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RE: Why does washing with soap make your bits smell wor... - 18/10/2012 1:40:15 PM   
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I'd get some Lynx Africa shower gel or something and wash that smell off pronto. Explaining a fishy cock to the missus is only one rung below explaining lipstick on the old chap.

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RE: Why does washing with soap make your bits smell wor... - 18/10/2012 1:42:51 PM   
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It's not lipstick. It's herpes.

In the end I just ran them (balls as well) under the shower for a bit with the water temp as hot as I could stand it. Seemed to do the trick. I now have third degree burns round the helmet, but at least it no longer smells like a fishmongers down there.

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RE: Why does washing with soap make your bits smell wor... - 18/10/2012 1:48:35 PM   
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RE: Why does washing with soap make your bits smell wor... - 18/10/2012 1:51:37 PM   
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RE: Why does washing with soap make your bits smell wor... - 18/10/2012 2:56:18 PM   
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You could always try the old "Go without soap or shampoo for a month" challenge that's doing the rounds online

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RE: Why does washing with soap make your bits smell wor... - 18/10/2012 5:30:47 PM   
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Does someone have an infection?

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RE: Why does washing with soap make your bits smell wor... - 19/10/2012 7:30:51 AM   
great_badir


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Where did you find that picture of me?!?!?! It was MonsterCat's mum, wasn't it?

And sanch - I told you, it's not lipstick, it's herpes. GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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RE: Why does washing with soap make your bits smell wor... - 7/3/2013 8:38:15 PM   
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Because it is stripping the "stink" off of your body. Use it again to see what I mean. Wash with the bar soap then rinse, then repeat. The second time it will not smell bad or as bad because you got the majority of the smell off. Wash until there is no smell. You well never have felt so fresh!

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RE: Why does washing with soap make your bits smell wor... - 7/3/2013 8:41:58 PM   
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RE: Why does washing with soap make your bits smell wor... - 8/3/2013 12:52:03 AM   
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RE: Why does washing with soap make your bits smell wor... - 8/3/2013 6:34:36 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: great_badir

...or is it just me?

Shower gel all the way.

I know there is already a soap vs shower gel thread, but this is specifically about fish smelling cocks and middle-fediddles caused by soap.


I've always wanted to be in the old timers clique on here but I never knew it was going to be because of this.

It happens to me too

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RE: Why does washing with soap make your bits smell wor... - 12/3/2013 5:52:34 PM   
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This is the single funniest thread I have ever read on here. There are actual tears ... thank fuck I didn't stumble on it at work. You are all hysterical.


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ORIGINAL: homersimpson_esq

Was it fish-scented soap?

Cos, y'know, that would answer your question.


This has possibly made me rupture something.

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RE: Why does washing with soap make your bits smell wor... - 13/3/2013 12:27:15 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Sledge Hammer

quote:

ORIGINAL: great_badir

...or is it just me?

Shower gel all the way.

I know there is already a soap vs shower gel thread, but this is specifically about fish smelling cocks and middle-fediddles caused by soap.


I've always wanted to be in the old timers clique on here but I never knew it was going to be because of this.

It happens to me too


It is great to hear that.

I'm sure there's a support group we could both attend, or, at the very least, a (very sparsely populated) forum we could join.


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Because it is stripping the "stink" off of your body. Use it again to see what I mean. Wash with the bar soap then rinse, then repeat. The second time it will not smell bad or as bad because you got the majority of the smell off. Wash until there is no smell. You well never have felt so fresh!


This here seems to be correct.

Still sticking to shower gel, though.

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RE: Why does washing with soap make your bits smell wor... - 13/3/2013 12:30:24 PM   
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RE: Why does washing with soap make your bits smell wor... - 14/3/2013 1:30:28 PM   
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Fortunately, this is not something I suffer from - fishy cock is one thing, bum fingers is quite another.

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RE: Why does washing with soap make your bits smell wor... - 14/3/2013 2:40:35 PM   
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The soap wasn't shaped like this was it? Sorry,couldn't get the image any smaller.



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RE: Why does washing with soap make your bits smell wor... - 14/3/2013 3:08:29 PM   
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Just looking at such a close up of that soap almost makes me smell it.

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