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Oh Life! - Reply like you are Des'ree - 6/10/2012 2:41:34 PM   
Rhubarb


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So I wanted to make a thread
that said what needed to be said
this thread is all about Des'ree
last saturday I saw a bumblebee.


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ORIGINAL: FritzlFan

You organisational skills sicken me, Rhubarb.


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RE: Oh Life! - Reply like you are Des'ree - 6/10/2012 3:01:02 PM   
Rhubarb


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No replies so far
one i had a car
and I used to own a bar
In 2000 I was a star

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You organisational skills sicken me, Rhubarb.



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RE: Oh Life! - Reply like you are Des'ree - 6/10/2012 5:18:29 PM   
matty_b


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From: Outpost 31 calling McMurtle.
I'll reply to this
But I'll not give you a kiss
That guy Spaldron, you don't miss
Now I need a piss


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RE: Oh Life! - Reply like you are Des'ree - 6/10/2012 5:20:12 PM   
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Who's Des'ree?


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So, sir, we let him have it right up! And I have to report, sir, he did not like it, sir.

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Much more better!

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RE: Oh Life! - Reply like you are Des'ree - 6/10/2012 7:29:11 PM   
Super Hans


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I've just eaten a cur-ree,
My wife's called Racheal, not Marie,
Camomile's my favourite herbal tea,
My poo earlier smelt of beans.

Life!

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RE: Oh Life! - Reply like you are Des'ree - 6/10/2012 9:58:53 PM   
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RE: Oh Life! - Reply like you are Des'ree - 7/10/2012 12:50:38 AM   
Olaf


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Doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo

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RE: Oh Life! - Reply like you are Des'ree - 7/10/2012 1:10:34 AM   
MonsterCat


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Goodfella won't like this thread
Thinks Off Topic is a mess
Me and Rawlinson's mum having sex
I suck at this Des'ree game

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RE: Oh Life! - Reply like you are Des'ree - 7/10/2012 2:17:48 PM   
SadFace

 

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I just ate a juicy orange
Shit, nothing rhymes with orange
I might get another orange
And then a ba-na-na

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Tobias, you blowhard.

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ORIGINAL: rawlinson

That's the most wrong I've ever seen someone be on this forum. And both Gimli and Elab post here.

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RE: Oh Life! - Reply like you are Des'ree - 7/10/2012 2:28:39 PM   
Rhubarb


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Gimli The Dwarf

Who's Des'ree?



A singer and songwriter, well known for her brilliant ability to rhyme words together. Lyrical example:

I don't want to see a ghost
Its the sight I fear the most
I'd rather have a piece of toast



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ORIGINAL: FritzlFan

You organisational skills sicken me, Rhubarb.



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RE: Oh Life! - Reply like you are Des'ree - 8/10/2012 1:17:48 PM   
sharkboy


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Unlike me, Seal had a No.1
He's just split up from Heidi Klum
News like this just makes me glum
He's got a face like a puckered plum

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RE: Oh Life! - Reply like you are Des'ree - 8/10/2012 1:53:58 PM   
Hobbitonlass

 

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I've got a cold, oh woe is me
Not sure what I'm gonna have for me tea
whatever it is, it won't be free
Got to go, need a wee

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RE: Oh Life! - Reply like you are Des'ree - 8/10/2012 2:26:01 PM   
superdan


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I'm playing Skyrim again,
Just on the road to Riften,
My character's name isn't Ben,
My Daedric armour's really sweet

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RE: Oh Life! - Reply like you are Des'ree - 8/10/2012 2:35:40 PM   
vad3r


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I'm still a single virgin
I got me an urgin'
For some vad3r to female mergin'
Whose got the number for a free surgeon?



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To paraphrase the great man himself:

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RE: Oh Life! - Reply like you are Des'ree - 8/10/2012 3:07:49 PM   
talpacino


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I need to pay my college fees.
Can someone give me the money please?
E's
are good

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RE: Oh Life! - Reply like you are Des'ree - 9/10/2012 9:41:39 PM   
Woger


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Roses are red
violets are blue
I'm not good at this
Des'ree aint too

< Message edited by Woger -- 9/10/2012 9:42:01 PM >


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RE: Oh Life! - Reply like you are Des'ree - 9/10/2012 9:51:15 PM   
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Roses are grey
Violets are grey
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RE: Oh Life! - Reply like you are Des'ree - 9/10/2012 11:31:35 PM   
Darth Marenghi

 

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Rhub, oh Rhub, oh Rhub, oh Rhub, doo, doot doot dooo...

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RE: Oh Life! - Reply like you are Des'ree - 10/10/2012 1:27:00 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: SadFace
I just ate a juicy orange
Shit, nothing rhymes with orange
I might get another orange
And then a ba-na-na


But borange rhymes with orange
Borange is what they call the fake tan
I heard it from a bloke called Stan
Something else that rhymes with orange
is sporange

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RE: Oh Life! - Reply like you are Des'ree - 10/10/2012 2:30:57 PM   
Woger


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quote:

ORIGINAL: SadFace

I just ate a juicy orange
Shit, nothing rhymes with orange
I might get another orange
And then a ba-na-na


Flange is a half rhyme.

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Eddie: "Weve been burgaled"
Richie: You may have been, but I have never in my life. As a christian I am so tightly clenched, oh you mean burgaled
- - -
There were originally five horsemen of the apocalypse. Jack Bauer said he would travel by foot

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RE: Oh Life! - Reply like you are Des'ree - 10/10/2012 3:04:28 PM   
SadFace

 

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Woger


quote:

ORIGINAL: SadFace

I just ate a juicy orange
Shit, nothing rhymes with orange
I might get another orange
And then a ba-na-na


Flange is a half rhyme.


Half rhymes do not count
I want a 10% discount
The next time I go to the shop
I clean the floor with a mop



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Tobias, you blowhard.

quote:

ORIGINAL: rawlinson

That's the most wrong I've ever seen someone be on this forum. And both Gimli and Elab post here.

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RE: Oh Life! - Reply like you are Des'ree - 10/10/2012 3:10:14 PM   
SadFace

 

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quote:

ORIGINAL: great_badir

quote:

ORIGINAL: SadFace
I just ate a juicy orange
Shit, nothing rhymes with orange
I might get another orange
And then a ba-na-na


But borange rhymes with orange
Borange is what they call the fake tan
I heard it from a bloke called Stan
Something else that rhymes with orange
is sporange


But borange is made up
I drink tea out of a cup
The opposite of down is up
A baby seal is a pup



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Tobias, you blowhard.

quote:

ORIGINAL: rawlinson

That's the most wrong I've ever seen someone be on this forum. And both Gimli and Elab post here.

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