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Jessie J most annoying woman in music ever? - 4/10/2012 5:24:04 PM   
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Anyone else feel their skin crawl when she's on?

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RE: Jessie J most annoying woman in music ever? - 4/10/2012 5:28:40 PM   
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RE: Jessie J most annoying woman in music ever? - 4/10/2012 5:59:16 PM   
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Personally, I don't know any of her songs, but I do know of Florence Welch, whose voice is both amazing and utterly unbearable at the same time. I've actually left shops on the basis that I cannot put up with it, which I haven't done for any other artists.

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RE: Jessie J most annoying woman in music ever? - 4/10/2012 6:01:54 PM   
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Who?

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RE: Jessie J most annoying woman in music ever? - 4/10/2012 6:04:37 PM   
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 Yes. I want to claw my eyes out when she's on. Why was she such a massive part of the jubilee and the closing ceremony? She ruins EVERYTHING. I hate her hair, I hate her genuinely awful voice. One of her songs comes on in work and it sounds like a cat dying, there is no other words, it doesn't even sound like nice cat dying.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2WWrupMBAE This is the accused song. Be warned, it's fucking awful.

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RE: Jessie J most annoying woman in music ever? - 4/10/2012 6:29:20 PM   
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 Yep,that sounded annoying.
Oh,When I said "who" I did generally mean it.

I'm abit out of touch with Pop music and everytime I pick/see a newspaper there seems to be a new "star" every week.

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it sounds like a cat dying, there is no other words, it doesn't even sound like nice cat dying.



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RE: Jessie J most annoying woman in music ever? - 4/10/2012 6:45:05 PM   
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Yes. She's an arse.


She's got a nice arse.

Other than that she's fucking awful


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RE: Jessie J most annoying woman in music ever? - 4/10/2012 7:03:03 PM   
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Personally, I don't know any of her songs, but I do know of Florence Welch, whose voice is both amazing and utterly unbearable at the same time. I've actually left shops on the basis that I cannot put up with it, which I haven't done for any other artists.


I'm in the same boat, I'm amazed no one has told her to tone it down a bit with the shouting. Or maybe they have and she just hasn't heard them.

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RE: Jessie J most annoying woman in music ever? - 4/10/2012 9:22:24 PM   
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 I dont mind her one way or the other, i have to agree about florence welch though, anyone who thinks she can sing after hearing her live must be tone deaf.

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RE: Jessie J most annoying woman in music ever? - 4/10/2012 11:28:13 PM   
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 I genuinely can't stand her, she reminds me of Mystic Meg with a bit of work done

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RE: Jessie J most annoying woman in music ever? - 4/10/2012 11:30:36 PM   
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 You know, you could all try just not listening to her...
(I think she's harmless myself though I've only heard one song).

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RE: Jessie J most annoying woman in music ever? - 4/10/2012 11:33:53 PM   
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She ruins EVERYTHING.


Dunno about that. I'm fairly certain if I was having a lonely wank and she walked into my bedroom wearing suspenders then started telling me about all the women she's been down on it would enhance said wank tenfold.

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RE: Jessie J most annoying woman in music ever? - 5/10/2012 12:10:35 AM   
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Personally, I don't know any of her songs, but I do know of Florence Welch, whose voice is both amazing and utterly unbearable at the same time. I've actually left shops on the basis that I cannot put up with it, which I haven't done for any other artists.


I'm in the same boat, I'm amazed no one has told her to tone it down a bit with the shouting. Or maybe they have and she just hasn't heard them.


Is it just me or does Florence Welch also come across as utterly pretentious in any interview she's ever done ever...?

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RE: Jessie J most annoying woman in music ever? - 5/10/2012 3:54:57 AM   
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 Jessie J is insufferable, but I'd put money on Taylor Swift being worse. Actually, maybe an even tie.. either way they're both awful.

Edit: Oh and Rita Ora. I absolutely despise Rita Ora. And Pink! She has a strange cult following here in Australia and hearing even 5 seconds of one of her songs makes my skin crawl.

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RE: Jessie J most annoying woman in music ever? - 5/10/2012 8:40:44 AM   
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She's easily ignored, so I don't find her annoying. I just struggle to understand her love for those daft leotard things as she's built like my Uncle.
My SEXY Uncle..

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RE: Jessie J most annoying woman in music ever? - 5/10/2012 9:28:04 AM   
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Jessie J is insufferable, but I'd put money on Taylor Swift being worse. Actually, maybe an even tie.. either way they're both awful.

Edit: Oh and Rita Ora. I absolutely despise Rita Ora. And Pink! She has a strange cult following here in Australia and hearing even 5 seconds of one of her songs makes my skin crawl.


Agree about Pink especially when she sings "I'm still a rock star". You were never a rock star, merely the latest in a long line of generic manufactured pop tarts who have to dress sexily to distract from their boring run of the mill music.

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RE: Jessie J most annoying woman in music ever? - 5/10/2012 10:46:07 AM   
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 I honestly don't mind Jessie J that much.  I don't really rate her as a live act and her apparent omnipresence is a bit yawnsome, but there's no doubt that she can write a mean pop tune.

Florence, on the other hand, I just don't get. I watched her performance at one of the summer's televised festivals and she was so off tune it was embarrassing.  If I ever feel the need to experience the Florence & The Machine sound, I reckon I'll just let a few owls loose in a wind chime shop.  Which would be more enjoyable visually too.

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RE: Jessie J most annoying woman in music ever? - 5/10/2012 10:50:50 AM   
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Florence just shouts, and it gets old v quickly, but there does seem to be an attempt to craft some meaningful music as opposed to bending over in tight clothes and grabbing her crotch to grab attention and mask her bland musical output a la Jessie J.

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RE: Jessie J most annoying woman in music ever? - 5/10/2012 12:18:53 PM   
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 See, I don't mind Florence. I like a few of her songs, and have seen her live, and she is a really big performer, it sort of makes sense in that enviroment. (Though maybe she was having a good day beingintune-wise that day?)

Taylor Swift - she's probably got the potential to grow into something really interesting later on down the line. And she seems nice enough. Plus, We Are Never Ever Ever Getting Back Together (Like, Ever) is sort of brilliant.

Rita Ora seems alright as well. I like a few of the songs she's done (the Borders lyric from Tinie Tempah in R.I.P is every shade of amazing) and she seems pretty down to earth.

Before you think I am just going to defend everyone - I'm not a fan of J-J-J-J-Jessie J. Her songs don't really do much for me and she's not that interesting. I did see a woman in town once who looked EXACTLY like her though, like properly doing that "look".

I don't like Pink either. CRAZY REBEL! Do some tunes.

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RE: Jessie J most annoying woman in music ever? - 5/10/2012 12:36:35 PM   
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I don't have anything in particular against Jessie J, though seeing her in a bodysuit bouncing on a throne with her foot in a pot was one of the most unintentionally hilarious and absurd things I've seen. I have no opinion whatsoever on Taylor Swift and Kia Ora or whoever the hell she is. Florence Welch can get fucked though, can't abide her. Her honking atonal foghorn voice cuts right through me all the way to the marrow. Her barefoot Kensington free-spirit hippy schtick is awful as well.

I quite like Pink though

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RE: Jessie J most annoying woman in music ever? - 5/10/2012 12:46:09 PM   
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Nicki Minaj and her autotune crap can do one as well.

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RE: Jessie J most annoying woman in music ever? - 5/10/2012 12:50:02 PM   
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 Minaj, I'm still not sure about - I like Turn Me On, Pound the Alarm, Starships, Superbass etc, but her albums; the first is patchy, and the second is all over the fucking place. I don't really like her weird infantalising, her posturing to a pre-teen audience, and then complaining when people complain about the swearing in her records either. She's inconsistant on just about every level. And she's not as good as Azaelia Banks, ultimately.

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RE: Jessie J most annoying woman in music ever? - 5/10/2012 1:40:18 PM   
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Minaj, I'm still not sure about - I like Turn Me On, Pound the Alarm, Starships, Superbass etc, but her albums; the first is patchy, and the second is all over the fucking place. I don't really like her weird infantalising, her posturing to a pre-teen audience, and then complaining when people complain about the swearing in her records either. She's inconsistant on just about every level. And she's not as good as Azaelia Banks, ultimately.


But is that ass real or fake?

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RE: Jessie J most annoying woman in music ever? - 5/10/2012 2:27:59 PM   
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RE: Jessie J most annoying woman in music ever? - 5/10/2012 3:38:13 PM   
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RE: Jessie J most annoying woman in music ever? - 5/10/2012 3:43:53 PM   
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RE: Jessie J most annoying woman in music ever? - 5/10/2012 5:46:39 PM   
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RE: Jessie J most annoying woman in music ever? - 6/10/2012 10:36:56 AM   
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 Who do you think is the most annoying person in music?

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RE: Jessie J most annoying woman in music ever? - 6/10/2012 11:06:26 AM   
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Who do you think is the most annoying person in music?


Too many to choose from, but basically anyone who claims they have 'swag'

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RE: Jessie J most annoying woman in music ever? - 6/10/2012 12:08:42 PM   
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 Genuinely getting annoyed by young people's turn of phrase only serves to make you seem old.

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