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Pigs try longpig - 2/10/2012 9:23:03 AM   
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Oregon farmer eaten by his pigs:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-19796224

And I thought this only happened in Deadwood!

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RE: Pigs try longpig - 2/10/2012 9:37:44 AM   
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And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".

Nice story. I want pigs, I was only discussing this at the weekend with the wife, but she won't let me for precisely this reason. Unless you're nearly dead already (which seems to be the case above) or a complete and utter clumsy twat I'm sure they are fine, they're hardly sitting waiting for you to trip up are they?

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RE: Pigs try longpig - 2/10/2012 10:32:35 AM   
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Man, that is not a good way to go.

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RE: Pigs try longpig - 2/10/2012 12:49:31 PM   
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hmmm  are you tellin' porkies?

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RE: Pigs try longpig - 2/10/2012 4:45:25 PM   
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Which one went whee whee all the way home?

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RE: Pigs try longpig - 2/10/2012 4:58:34 PM   
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ORIGINAL: jonson

And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".


Nice story. I want pigs, I was only discussing this at the weekend with the wife, but she won't let me for precisely this reason. Unless you're nearly dead already (which seems to be the case above) or a complete and utter clumsy twat I'm sure they are fine, they're hardly sitting waiting for you to trip up are they?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3qy4Zv4snI&feature=related

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RE: Pigs try longpig - 2/10/2012 7:01:15 PM   
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Bill Duke had the right idea. Carry a hunting knife as a precaution.

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RE: Pigs try longpig - 2/10/2012 7:34:16 PM   
OPEN YOUR EYES

 

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I guess the Pigs are running the Farm now?
oink! oink!

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RE: Pigs try longpig - 3/10/2012 1:13:41 PM   
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There snout funny about this story.



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