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RE: Bus and train nutters - 28/9/2012 10:24:45 PM   
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I would say she was around 17-19. Not that it matters, but she was over 16, I'm 21, all I did was look.


Were you, erm...subtle...about it? Do you have good experience of being subtle in similar situations? You know...like quiet and erm... stealthy?


Like I said, she was never aware of my existence. Her eyes were on her phone the entire 20 minutes, which helped me to stare more freely.

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RE: Bus and train nutters - 28/9/2012 10:26:24 PM   
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DC, I keep thinking is going to jump at me if I look at you avatar long enough


If you look really hard you can see vad3r holding a dismembered foot.

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RE: Bus and train nutters - 28/9/2012 10:27:57 PM   
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I stared at her face too obviously, she was touching buttons on her phone the entire time. She could have been 25 for all I know. It's hard to judge when a girl is short, slim and has a flawless face.


Oh, so you didn't stare at her feet for the full twenty minutes then? It is hard to tell if you are joking sometimes you know.

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Definitely over 16 though.

Again you bring this up and again I will say that I wasn't implying anything.

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I want to go for a curry, why won't someone slap me on the ass?!?

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Hey, man, if you're buying me a curry after it, my ass is there, slap away.

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RE: Bus and train nutters - 28/9/2012 10:30:30 PM   
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I stared at her face too obviously, she was touching buttons on her phone the entire time. She could have been 25 for all I know. It's hard to judge when a girl is short, slim and has a flawless face.


Oh, so you didn't stare at her feet for the full twenty minutes then? It is hard to tell if you are joking sometimes you know.

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Definitely over 16 though.

Again you bring this up and again I will say that I wasn't implying anything.


I stared at her feet mostly, but also her face sometimes. I've not been joking about anything I've said. This account has been 100% fact.

I know you weren't implying anything. I was just sayin' is all.

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RE: Bus and train nutters - 28/9/2012 10:30:56 PM   
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 Well done for ruining a humorous thread guys.

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RE: Bus and train nutters - 28/9/2012 10:33:32 PM   
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DC, I keep thinking is going to jump at me if I look at you avatar long enough


If you look really hard you can see vad3r holding a dismembered foot.


I actually lol'd. Well done sir.

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RE: Bus and train nutters - 28/9/2012 10:34:47 PM   
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Well done for ruining a humorous thread guys.


Oh, I don't know, it still had its moments. And, not meanig to be rude, Steffols but I'm not sure what you expected, this is what happens around here.


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RE: Bus and train nutters - 28/9/2012 10:37:29 PM   
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Well done for ruining a humorous thread guys.


Oh, I don't know, it still had its moments. And, not meanig to be rude, Steffols but I'm not sure what you expected, this is what happens around here.



Don't you find that a bit sad though? That every single thread in OT these days is hi-jacked by Vad3r and people responding to him? I actually don't mind his posts as much as others but its the tediousness that trawling through pages of mindless retorts that annoy me.


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RE: Bus and train nutters - 28/9/2012 10:38:23 PM   
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Well done for ruining a humorous thread guys.


Oh, I don't know, it still had its moments. And, not meanig to be rude, Steffols but I'm not sure what you expected, this is what happens around here.


This.

Also, it was hardly mammoth-worthy to begin with. A few responses and this thread would have withered away like the rest.

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RE: Bus and train nutters - 28/9/2012 10:39:45 PM   
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Well done for ruining a humorous thread guys.


Oh, I don't know, it still had its moments. And, not meanig to be rude, Steffols but I'm not sure what you expected, this is what happens around here.



Don't you find that a bit sad though? That every single thread in OT these days is hi-jacked by Vad3r and people responding to him? I actually don't mind his posts as much as others but its the tediousness that trawling through pages of mindless retorts that annoy me.



I was responding to him as in, having a conversation, yes. There was no anger or annoyance happening, it was just a bunch of bored guys talking on a Friday night.

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RE: Bus and train nutters - 28/9/2012 10:41:14 PM   
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Well done for ruining a humorous thread guys.


Oh, I don't know, it still had its moments. And, not meanig to be rude, Steffols but I'm not sure what you expected, this is what happens around here.



Don't you find that a bit sad though? That every single thread in OT these days is hi-jacked by Vad3r and people responding to him? I actually don't mind his posts as much as others but its the tediousness that trawling through pages of mindless retorts that annoy me.


Sorry for taking a OT discussion OT. That's definitely never happened in OT before, people NEVER make threads about random words or Dutch footballers hair in here.

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RE: Bus and train nutters - 28/9/2012 10:45:12 PM   
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Sorry for taking a OT discussion OT. That's definitely never happened in OT before, people NEVER make threads about random words or Dutch footballers hair.


Ok, dude, chill. I was being civil, no need to make the situation any worse.


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RE: Bus and train nutters - 28/9/2012 10:47:47 PM   
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 Sigh. Never mind.

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RE: Bus and train nutters - 28/9/2012 10:47:51 PM   
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Sorry for taking a OT discussion OT. That's definitely never happened in OT before, people NEVER make threads about random words or Dutch footballers hair.


Ok, dude, chill. I was being civil, no need to make the situation any worse.


I'm always chill. You have a PM.

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RE: Bus and train nutters - 28/9/2012 10:52:16 PM   
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 I am a train nutter. Specifically the racist woman on the tube in that youtube video.

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RE: Bus and train nutters - 28/9/2012 10:54:05 PM   
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I like to stand really close to people and touch them, and then when they complain I make it seem like they're at fault. "Oh excuse me! Reversing your bottom onto my hand like that, not enough room for you?"

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RE: Bus and train nutters - 28/9/2012 10:54:56 PM   
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 Here's a clip of Keanu Reeves on the tube, does he give up his seat for the lady or not? There's only one way to find out:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMB1EOnUwX8

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RE: Bus and train nutters - 28/9/2012 10:55:00 PM   
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I like to stand really close to people and touch them, and then when they complain I make it seem like they're at fault. "Oh excuse me! Reversing your bottom onto my hand like that, not enough room for you?"


Gosh darn it, I just knew that was you!

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RE: Bus and train nutters - 28/9/2012 10:57:37 PM   
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I like to stand really close to people and touch them, and then when they complain I make it seem like they're at fault. "Oh excuse me! Reversing your bottom onto my hand like that, not enough room for you?"


Gosh darn it, I just knew that was you!

Did we go for curry after?

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RE: Bus and train nutters - 28/9/2012 11:00:41 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Hood_Man

I like to stand really close to people and touch them, and then when they complain I make it seem like they're at fault. "Oh excuse me! Reversing your bottom onto my hand like that, not enough room for you?"


Gosh darn it, I just knew that was you!

Did we go for curry after?


Slut.


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RE: Bus and train nutters - 28/9/2012 11:01:51 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Shifty Bench


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ORIGINAL: Hood_Man


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ORIGINAL: DancingClown

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ORIGINAL: Hood_Man

I like to stand really close to people and touch them, and then when they complain I make it seem like they're at fault. "Oh excuse me! Reversing your bottom onto my hand like that, not enough room for you?"


Gosh darn it, I just knew that was you!

Did we go for curry after?


Slut.



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RE: Bus and train nutters - 28/9/2012 11:09:48 PM   
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Oh, I hope he got taken for a curry after that! And a real curry, not the stuff you get in a chip shop.

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RE: Bus and train nutters - 28/9/2012 11:47:06 PM   
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Few years ago i was getting some nasty racist stuff on the bus. Not a lot you can argue back with without wanting to look like another prick, especially given noone else seems to give a rats arse. The final straw was "i hope you dont have a bomb in that bag"....

I think she knew she had done it with that one as it seemed to stop afterwards, yet my blood pressure was raging. So before disembarking I proceeded to beat her up with a rolled up copy of the metro newspaper. Got a good few face shots in there, and again, noone really gave a rats arse about it. I hi5 myself all the time about it though.

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RE: Bus and train nutters - 29/9/2012 5:20:09 AM   
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Here's a clip of Keanu Reeves on the tube, does he give up his seat for the lady or not? There's only one way to find out:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMB1EOnUwX8


haha to me its looking like he's looking around thinking "why doesnt anyone recognise me damn it!!"

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RE: Bus and train nutters - 29/9/2012 10:49:40 AM   
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I was on the bus many years ago when an absolutely bladdered old chap in a suit got on and shat himself. It was very smelly.

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RE: Bus and train nutters - 29/9/2012 10:53:38 AM   
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 I remember having to once stop a woman sitting on a seat where the person who was sitting there before wet themselves because they were bladdered.

When I used to use public transport my friend and myself used to make up names for the regulars such as "The Tattoo", "The Lecher" and "Mr Generic".

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RE: Bus and train nutters - 29/9/2012 10:57:26 AM   
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When I used to use public transport my friend and myself used to make up names for the regulars such as "The Tattoo", "The Lecher" and "Mr Generic".


Me and my housemate do that for the people who work in the shop at the end of the street. They're not very clever nicknames, but if you saw Wonky-eye, Dry-Voice, Tranny, Rat Boy and Paedo you would know that they are apt.

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RE: Bus and train nutters - 29/9/2012 11:01:06 AM   
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 Dry-Voice sounds like an interesting one.

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RE: Bus and train nutters - 29/9/2012 11:03:41 AM   
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Dry-Voice sounds like an interesting one.


She has the most raspy, desiccated voice I've ever heard. I'm getting thirsty just thinking about it, she's like the cryptkeeper or something.

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RE: Bus and train nutters - 29/9/2012 11:08:43 AM   
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 Is it like that woman who used to have the blue rinse in Coronation Street?

I just remembered there was also one on the bus called Boner for disturbing reasons.

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