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Man has sex with sofa in the street - 27/9/2012 10:56:12 AM   
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We've all been there.

http://travel.aol.co.uk/2012/09/26/hotel-worker-faces-jail-caught-having-sex-sofa-street/

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RE: Man has sex with sofa in the street - 27/9/2012 10:59:10 AM   
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If the sofa was grey I'd understand entirely.

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RE: Man has sex with sofa in the street - 27/9/2012 11:00:37 AM   
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You can find all kinds of things down between the cracks in a sofa.

Eww....

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RE: Man has sex with sofa in the street - 27/9/2012 11:02:48 AM   
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He clearly has a thing for Sofa Coppola.





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RE: Man has sex with sofa in the street - 27/9/2012 11:10:55 AM   
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I love how this is classed as 'having sex' with the sofa and not 'using a sofa as a masturbatory device'.


Does this mean I frequently have sex with my hands? Ew.

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RE: Man has sex with sofa in the street - 27/9/2012 11:16:24 AM   
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He clearly has a thing for Sofa Coppola.



Get out.

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RE: Man has sex with sofa in the street - 27/9/2012 11:40:56 AM   
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He clearly has a thing for Sofa Coppola.



Get out.


I can't, I appear to have my cock stuck in this yellow pouffe.

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RE: Man has sex with sofa in the street - 27/9/2012 11:45:27 AM   
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I guess he took the phrase "more cushion for the pushin'" a bit too literally.

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RE: Man has sex with sofa in the street - 27/9/2012 11:58:39 AM   
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He clearly has a thing for Sofa Coppola.





I chuckled.

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RE: Man has sex with sofa in the street - 27/9/2012 7:28:31 PM   
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quote:

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He clearly has a thing for Sofa Coppola.








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RE: Man has sex with sofa in the street - 27/9/2012 7:31:47 PM   
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Well, at least when his wife finds out he won't be sleeping on the couch.

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RE: Man has sex with sofa in the street - 27/9/2012 9:58:38 PM   
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You've got to admire his balls tho..

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RE: Man has sex with sofa in the street - 27/9/2012 10:05:42 PM   
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Why was a sofa on the street?

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RE: Man has sex with sofa in the street - 27/9/2012 10:08:35 PM   
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looking for business?

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RE: Man has sex with sofa in the street - 28/9/2012 8:57:05 AM   
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vad3r?

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RE: Man has sex with sofa in the street - 28/9/2012 9:55:28 AM   
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I wonder if he put much effort in or was he a lazyboy?

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RE: Man has sex with sofa in the street - 28/9/2012 12:45:30 PM   
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Beats flicking the bean(bag).







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RE: Man has sex with sofa in the street - 29/9/2012 9:57:37 AM   
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Sounds quite a cushy deal

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RE: Man has sex with sofa in the street - 29/9/2012 1:27:58 PM   
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The question is did the sofa let him finish in the crack or on the cushions?

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RE: Man has sex with sofa in the street - 30/9/2012 12:23:06 AM   
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It's amazing how people can fall sofa.

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RE: Man has sex with sofa in the street - 30/9/2012 1:33:48 AM   
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He took this a bit too literally.



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