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RE: when actors go to DVD! - 25/9/2012 6:37:07 PM

Shifty Bench

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Nah, 1988-1996 is all good, anything after that is shite.

You do realise On Deadly Ground is included in that, right?

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You have a nice face, Shifty. A face I would have a cup of tea with.

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ORIGINAL: porntrooper
Shifty said it best

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RE: when actors go to DVD! - 25/9/2012 6:45:25 PM

vad3r

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I heard there's one where he fights vampires!?

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ORIGINAL: horribleives
To paraphrase the great man himself:

Vad3r won't go anywhere near this.

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RE: when actors go to DVD! - 25/9/2012 6:50:55 PM

Shifty Bench

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ORIGINAL: vad3r

I heard there's one where he fights vampires!?

Against The Dark- click

One I have not seen as I stopped watching his films after 2002.

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ORIGINAL: matty_b
You have a nice face, Shifty. A face I would have a cup of tea with.

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ORIGINAL: porntrooper
Shifty said it best

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RE: when actors go to DVD! - 26/9/2012 4:44:14 PM

Invader_Ace

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ORIGINAL: Shifty Bench

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ORIGINAL: vad3r
I heard there's one where he fights vampires!?

Against The Dark- click
One I have not seen as I stopped watching his films after 2002.

Do not be fooled. It's Plutononium Grade Shit.
Not even good in a so bad or kitsch way.

Also it is not Segal Vs Vampires.

It is some nobodies wander around an abandoned building in Bulgaria and get killed by low grade vamps, while occasional "establishing" shots show Segal walking round corridors. Just to prove he is actually in the movie.
Right near the very end I think he does some "punches" and waves a sword around a bit. It's pretty clear he filmed all his scenes in a half day and did no rehersal or fight choreography.

The best bit is in the "Making Of" where they try and spin this into a positive along the lines of "with other guys, you would spend weeks ahead getting this just right, but with Steven, he is so good, there is no need, he just turns up and gets on with it".

one of the only two films I have ever given away free after buying it. Just needed it out of the house.

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RE: when actors go to DVD! - 26/9/2012 4:57:23 PM

Shifty Bench

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ORIGINAL: Invader_Ace

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ORIGINAL: Shifty Bench

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ORIGINAL: vad3r
I heard there's one where he fights vampires!?

Against The Dark- click
One I have not seen as I stopped watching his films after 2002.

Do not be fooled.� It's Plutononium Grade Shit.
Not even good in a so bad or kitsch way.

Yeah, I don't think either vad3r or myself had any intentions on seeing it in the first place

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ORIGINAL: matty_b
You have a nice face, Shifty. A face I would have a cup of tea with.

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ORIGINAL: porntrooper
Shifty said it best

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RE: when actors go to DVD! - 4/10/2012 1:32:00 PM

great_badir

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ORIGINAL: Shifty Bench

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ORIGINAL: Invader_Ace

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ORIGINAL: Shifty Bench

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ORIGINAL: vad3r
I heard there's one where he fights vampires!?

Against The Dark- click
One I have not seen as I stopped watching his films after 2002.

Do not be fooled.� It's Plutononium Grade Shit.
Not even good in a so bad or kitsch way.

Yeah, I don't think either vad3r or myself had any intentions on seeing it in the first place