vad3r
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MacGruber is a guilty pleasure. It was so ridiculously stupid that it made me lol, which I rarely ever do. The SNL skits from which the movie came from were better though. And I agree with Edgar Wright that the sex scene must be seen to be believed. MacGruber: [begging for Piper to join team] Don't make me beg here, because I will do it. I am so sorry, I am so goddamn sorry! Look I'm freaking out here! I killed them! I killed them all! I'm so fucking stupid! I don't know what I'm doing and everybody hates me! [long silence] MacGruber: I will suck your dick, I will suck your fucking dick, just join my team. I'll suck your dick, you can fuck me, you can get fucked by me. You can watch me fuck something? Just point at something in the room and I'll fuck it for you! Just tell me what you want me to fuck! Lt. Dixon Piper: Jesus Christ, MacGruber! MacGruber: Just tell me what you want me to fuck! Vicki St. Elmo: I thought you were dead. MacGruber: So did I, but I'm not. MacGruber: Let me tell you how this is gonna go down. First I'm gonna kick you in the chin, breaking your jaw in four places. I'm gonna take you and karate flip you over my back, and then knee your nose into your brain, killing you instantly. I do wanna get a throat rip in here. I think that's gonna be you, small fry. One thing I do know, at the end of the day, Cunth, I'm gonna rip your dick off and shove it in your mouth. And that is non-negotiable. Who's first? Lt. Dixon Piper: What is the plan? MacGruber: Well, I kind of make it up as I go. Lt. Dixon Piper: That's not really a plan then. MacGruber: Okay, so it's not a plan. Look, I'm not good with plans. And I'm not good with clues. What I am good with is kicking ass and ripping throats. quote:
ORIGINAL: MonsterCat irritating twat as the lead character,
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