gazpop
Posts: 2465
Joined: 26/6/2010 From: 666 Godwin Street, Naziland
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ORIGINAL: vad3r Someone say pirate...Boat? Oh shit, get your towels ready It's about to go down Everybody in the place hit the fucking deck But stay on your motherfucking toes We running this, let's go I'm on a boat, I'm on a boat Everybody look at me 'Cause I'm sailing on a boat I'm on a boat, I'm on a boat Take a good hard look At the motherfucking boat I'm on a boat motherfucker, take a look at me Straight flowing on a boat on the deep blue sea Busting five knots, wind whipping out my coat You can't stop me motherfucker, 'cause I'm on a boat I'm riding on a dolphin, doing flips and shit This dolphin's splashing, getting everybody all wet But this ain't Seaworld, this is real as it gets I'm on a boat, motherfucker, don't you ever forget I'm on a boat and it's going fast and I got a nautical themed, Pashmina Afghan I'm the king of the world, on a boat like Leo If you're on the shore, then you're sure not me, oh Get the fuck up, this boat is real Fuck land, I'm on a boat, motherfucker Fuck trees, I climb buoys, motherfucker I'm on the deck with my boys, motherfucker This boat engine make noise, motherfucker Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat It's a big blue watery road Poseidon, look at me, oh, all hands on deck Never thought I'd see the day When a big boat coming my way Believe me when I say I fucked a mermaid I'm sorry, but did IQ's just suddenly drop while PA was away? Have you READ what's above? It's a moment like Stephen Hawking performing the Nutcracker Suite! Or Dot Cotton reforming Led Zep. We've all had our moments in the sun (and rain) with Mr vad3r, but you have to admit this little sonnet-like missive to landlubbers everywhere has a certain something to it? We should send it to Flight Of The Conchords and get them on it! Keep up the good work vades and ged orrrn moi boodie! (gp in Cornwall)
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Yeah, that's real fine expensive gear you brought out here, Mr. Hooper.'Course I don't know what that bastard shark's gonna do with it-might eat it I suppose. Seen one eat a rockin' chair one time. Hey chieffy, next time you just ask me which line to pull
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