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RE: How does one get to be a mod - 11/9/2012 11:11:30 PM   
horribleives

 

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They should make an 80s style action film about Shool. The trailer could open with someone sitting at a computer, laughing and gloating over his trolling, then there's a knock at the door. The troll answers, and there's a humbly dressed man there, holding a rolled up magazine in his hand. The voiceover kicks in "Christ said the meek shall inherit the Earth. But he doesn't believe in Christ." Then the camera can pull back to show the guy is an early 80s Harrison Ford. Inside the rolled up magazine is a gun. He shoots the troll and the guy's head explodes. Then he throws the magazine down on the dead guy's body, and you see it was a copy of Watchtower, just as the voiceover comes back in and says "He is The Witness".

I'd watch it.





Urm... you do know I believe in Christ though right? Even though it ruins your voice over.


I thought you believed he was divine but not God? Or am I mixing that up?


Gods son. Not God himself.

Still believe in him, his teachings and that he's completely fundamental to my christian beliefs though.


Considering some of the shite Harrison Ford's been forced to repeat convincingly by Lucas and Spielberg throughout his career I'm sure he'd have no problem making sentences like that sound bad-ass.

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RE: How does one get to be a mod - 11/9/2012 11:14:32 PM   
shool


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ORIGINAL: horribleives


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ORIGINAL: shool


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ORIGINAL: rawlinson


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ORIGINAL: shool


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ORIGINAL: shool


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ORIGINAL: rawlinson

They should make an 80s style action film about Shool. The trailer could open with someone sitting at a computer, laughing and gloating over his trolling, then there's a knock at the door. The troll answers, and there's a humbly dressed man there, holding a rolled up magazine in his hand. The voiceover kicks in "Christ said the meek shall inherit the Earth. But he doesn't believe in Christ." Then the camera can pull back to show the guy is an early 80s Harrison Ford. Inside the rolled up magazine is a gun. He shoots the troll and the guy's head explodes. Then he throws the magazine down on the dead guy's body, and you see it was a copy of Watchtower, just as the voiceover comes back in and says "He is The Witness".

I'd watch it.





Urm... you do know I believe in Christ though right? Even though it ruins your voice over.


I thought you believed he was divine but not God? Or am I mixing that up?


Gods son. Not God himself.

Still believe in him, his teachings and that he's completely fundamental to my christian beliefs though.


Considering some of the shite Harrison Ford's been forced to repeat convincingly by Lucas and Spielberg throughout his career I'm sure he'd have no problem making sentences like that sound bad-ass.




Its not got quite the same ring to it as "I kick ass, for the lord."

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RE: How does one get to be a mod - 11/9/2012 11:18:17 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Hood_Man

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Shool is starting to become one of my favourite forumites

Possibly more like a favourite teacher for me.


Ta appreciated. Now get back to scrubbing desks.

Hmph, my favourite teacher never made me scrub desks...


My favourite teacher had an amazing rack, always wore sheer silk shirts and she was always smuggling peanuts. Shool has a long way to go to be like my favourite teacher.

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RE: How does one get to be a mod - 11/9/2012 11:21:06 PM   
rawlinson

 

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ORIGINAL: shool


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ORIGINAL: horribleives


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ORIGINAL: shool


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ORIGINAL: rawlinson


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ORIGINAL: shool


quote:

ORIGINAL: shool


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ORIGINAL: rawlinson

They should make an 80s style action film about Shool. The trailer could open with someone sitting at a computer, laughing and gloating over his trolling, then there's a knock at the door. The troll answers, and there's a humbly dressed man there, holding a rolled up magazine in his hand. The voiceover kicks in "Christ said the meek shall inherit the Earth. But he doesn't believe in Christ." Then the camera can pull back to show the guy is an early 80s Harrison Ford. Inside the rolled up magazine is a gun. He shoots the troll and the guy's head explodes. Then he throws the magazine down on the dead guy's body, and you see it was a copy of Watchtower, just as the voiceover comes back in and says "He is The Witness".

I'd watch it.





Urm... you do know I believe in Christ though right? Even though it ruins your voice over.


I thought you believed he was divine but not God? Or am I mixing that up?


Gods son. Not God himself.

Still believe in him, his teachings and that he's completely fundamental to my christian beliefs though.


Considering some of the shite Harrison Ford's been forced to repeat convincingly by Lucas and Spielberg throughout his career I'm sure he'd have no problem making sentences like that sound bad-ass.




Its not got quite the same ring to it as "I kick ass, for the lord."


Maybe one of the reasons you're so angry in the film is that people keep misunderstanding your beliefs. And that can be reflected in the fact that the trailer voiceover is misleading.

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RE: How does one get to be a mod - 11/9/2012 11:23:02 PM   
shool


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My favourite teacher had an amazing rack




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RE: How does one get to be a mod - 11/9/2012 11:32:23 PM   
shool


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Maybe one of the reasons you're so angry in the film is that people keep misunderstanding your beliefs. And that can be reflected in the fact that the trailer voiceover is misleading.


Its like a documentary then, except you'd need to add mockery of beliefs in there too.

"Watch out next time he's working your street."



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RE: How does one get to be a mod - 11/9/2012 11:36:41 PM   
rawlinson

 

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Hope it didn't come across as mocking your beliefs there, it was meant in tribute.

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RE: How does one get to be a mod - 11/9/2012 11:41:28 PM   
shool


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Nah. you're all good.

It was a bit nit picky of me to even mention it. But its one of the misconceptions I get the most and didnt want to perpetuate it in any way.

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RE: How does one get to be a mod - 12/9/2012 12:23:21 AM   
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To be honest, Rawls' belief that Shool didn't believe in Christ completely threw me.

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RE: How does one get to be a mod - 12/9/2012 12:31:47 AM   
rawlinson

 

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It was just quite difficult to fit "He believes in Christ. But not that Christ was God! So he feels comfortable not being meek when it comes to killing trolls!!!!"

I've been waiting for Paul to come in with a ref to Jehovah's Most Secret Witness. Quite disappointed he hasn't.

Sod it, I'll do it myself



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RE: How does one get to be a mod - 12/9/2012 1:10:28 AM   
homersimpson_esq


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My favourite teacher ... was always smuggling peanuts.


I feel like I am unfamiliar with a euphemism.


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RE: How does one get to be a mod - 12/9/2012 1:16:28 AM   
Shifty Bench

 

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When I was in primary school, we had one teacher who was a big woman. A lovely woman but she had really big boobs and we were at that age where we thought that sort of thing was funny. We used to call her 'The Milk Machine'. I thought it was hilarious despite not quite getting the joke.

Kids can be bastards.

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RE: How does one get to be a mod - 12/9/2012 1:18:14 AM   
scarface666brooksy!!


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It was just quite difficult to fit "He believes in Christ. But not that Christ was God! So he feels comfortable not being meek when it comes to killing trolls!!!!"

I've been waiting for Paul to come in with a ref to Jehovah's Most Secret Witness. Quite disappointed he hasn't.

Sod it, I'll do it myself






If we're going with a Community reference this would have to be Shool


Minus the whole African-American woman part of course.

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RE: How does one get to be a mod - 12/9/2012 1:21:02 AM   
Shifty Bench

 

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This is Shool-



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RE: How does one get to be a mod - 12/9/2012 1:23:20 AM   
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If Shool looks like Gillian Jacobs, I would have sex with Shool. Just saying.

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This is Shool-




Jeepers, the Mod induction process is pretty brutal, no? 

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RE: How does one get to be a mod - 12/9/2012 1:25:32 AM   
Shifty Bench

 

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Yeah, vad3r just pushed too far.....

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RE: How does one get to be a mod - 12/9/2012 2:57:53 AM   
rawlinson

 

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ORIGINAL: scarface666brooksy!!

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ORIGINAL: rawlinson

It was just quite difficult to fit "He believes in Christ. But not that Christ was God! So he feels comfortable not being meek when it comes to killing trolls!!!!"

I've been waiting for Paul to come in with a ref to Jehovah's Most Secret Witness. Quite disappointed he hasn't.

Sod it, I'll do it myself






If we're going with a Community reference this would have to be Shool


Minus the whole African-American woman part of course.


Shool's the least popular member of the group? Poor Shool.

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If Shool looks like Gillian Jacobs, I would have sex with Shool. Just saying.


Shool and MonsterCat. Britta and Chang. Anyone else hearing Hello right now?



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RE: How does one get to be a mod - 12/9/2012 9:22:40 AM   
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My favourite teacher had an amazing rack, always wore sheer silk shirts and was always smuggling peanuts.


Mine too! Mr Jacobs was the best.

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RE: How does one get to be a mod - 12/9/2012 10:53:35 AM   
superdan


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ORIGINAL: superdan

My favourite teacher ... was always smuggling peanuts.


I feel like I am unfamiliar with a euphemism.



Smuggling Peanuts v.

A term used to describe a woman's headlamps when on main beam. See also: Champagne corks, Bruce Lees, chapel hat pegs.

'Crikey, either it's freezing outside or Stacy is smuggling peanuts.'

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RE: How does one get to be a mod - 12/9/2012 10:58:36 AM   
rawlinson

 

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Bruce Lees,


I had to look that one up.

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RE: How does one get to be a mod - 12/9/2012 11:12:04 AM   
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ORIGINAL: superdan
Bruce Lees,


I had to look that one up.


I've heard that one before but it's never made any sense to me due to Bruce Lee not being, y'know, Japanese.

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RE: How does one get to be a mod - 12/9/2012 11:27:08 AM   
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ORIGINAL: rawlinson


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ORIGINAL: superdan
Bruce Lees,


I had to look that one up.


I've heard that one before but it's never made any sense to me due to Bruce Lee not being, y'know, Japanese.


I don't think the finer points of ethnicity have ever really mattered when it comes to the submissions in the Profanisaurus

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RE: How does one get to be a mod - 12/9/2012 4:05:31 PM   
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I assume someone has already said - anyone wanting to be a mod would make a bad one.

But here's a serious question for you all: Why would anyone want to be a mod?

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RE: How does one get to be a mod - 12/9/2012 4:23:00 PM   
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http://www.empireonline.com/forum/tm.asp?m=3052536

And fortunately there is a thread that asked that very question

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RE: How does one get to be a mod - 12/9/2012 4:42:55 PM   
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http://www.empireonline.com/forum/tm.asp?m=3052536

And fortunately there is a thread that asked that very question


It it me or did no mod actually answer the question in that thread either? Conspiracy? I think so...

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RE: How does one get to be a mod - 12/9/2012 4:52:55 PM   
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ORIGINAL: elab49

http://www.empireonline.com/forum/tm.asp?m=3052536

And fortunately there is a thread that asked that very question


It it me or did no mod actually answer the question in that thread either? Conspiracy? I think so...



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