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Top 5 Uwe Boll - 4/9/2012 2:48:53 PM   
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For some reason the other day I watched Seed then Alone in the Dark.

1) Seed
2) Rampage
3) Alone in the Dark
4) Stoic
5) Postal

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RE: Top 5 Uwe Boll - 4/9/2012 2:50:34 PM   
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You've watched 5 Uwe Boll films? You have my sympathies.

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RE: Top 5 Uwe Boll - 4/9/2012 5:11:54 PM   
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1. Seed - One of the most depressingly grim and bleak films I've ever seen.
2. In the Name Of The King - All kinds of brilliance going on here. Loved it.
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3. Alone In The Dark


And that's all I've seen.



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RE: Top 5 Uwe Boll - 4/9/2012 6:26:06 PM   
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I probably could list five i've seen distressingly.

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RE: Top 5 Uwe Boll - 4/9/2012 8:08:08 PM   
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So long as he stays the hell away from Ben 10 me and Uwe will get on just fine.

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RE: Top 5 Uwe Boll - 4/9/2012 11:02:51 PM   
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I tried watching Postal but it just wasn't happening. I didn't know anything about his reputation and rented the film out really hoping it would be funny. All I know is that I gave it a big chance but couldn't get through half an hour. Some say you can't judge a movie without seeing the whole thing.... this time was different.

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RE: Top 5 Uwe Boll - 10/9/2012 5:39:34 PM   
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Postal is the only one I rate more than 1.5 stars.

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EXCEPT - 11/9/2012 3:14:12 AM   
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I can't comprehend watching five of his films. And I've seen three, I think...

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Balls - 11/9/2012 4:13:43 AM   
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I mean Boll's films are not very good.

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RE: Balls - 11/9/2012 6:00:43 AM   
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I mean Boll's films are not very good.


I like those I've seen by him a lot more than films by other respected film-makers *coughgodardcough*

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RE: Balls - 11/9/2012 6:04:04 AM   
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I mean Boll's films are not very good.


I like those I've seen by him a lot more than films by other respected film-makers *coughgodardcough*



I tried Blubberella the other night. Jebus wept...

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RE: Balls - 11/9/2012 6:05:46 AM   
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Looks like the kind of thing that'd be right up your street.

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RE: Balls - 11/9/2012 6:06:55 AM   
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I do like big women.

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RE: Balls - 11/9/2012 6:18:29 AM   
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Blubberella kind of works better if you've seen BloodRayne 3. Not really, but it is the 'comedy' version of that film.

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RE: Balls - 11/9/2012 6:24:58 AM   
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Yeah, I heard that. It's difficult to imagine much improving it though. I tried the other one as well, Postal, but I just felt so bad that Dave Foley's ex has forced him to make that kind of shit I just ended up really depressed.

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RE: Balls - 11/9/2012 7:41:02 AM   
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Have you seen Seed?

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So, sir, we let him have it right up! And I have to report, sir, he did not like it, sir.

Fellow scientists, poindexters, geeks.

Yeah, Mr. White! Yeah, science!

Much more better!

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RE: Balls - 11/9/2012 6:54:19 PM   
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I thought the mods would close this thread!

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