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Things to do in Aberdeen - 31/8/2012 8:09:31 PM   
Rgirvan44


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 Hello all

I am going on a day trip to Aberdeen. I have booked train tickets. This is happening.

Does anyone have any tips on things to do/see?

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RE: Things to do in Aberdeen - 31/8/2012 8:13:50 PM   
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RE: Things to do in Aberdeen - 31/8/2012 8:39:54 PM   
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RE: Things to do in Aberdeen - 31/8/2012 8:40:53 PM   
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RE: Things to do in Aberdeen - 31/8/2012 9:47:22 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Rgirvan44

Hello all

I am going on a day trip to Aberdeen. I have booked train tickets. This is happening.

Does anyone have any tips on things to do/see?


Take your ex and your new lady.

It will definitely end magnificently.

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RE: Things to do in Aberdeen - 31/8/2012 11:54:41 PM   
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RE: Things to do in Aberdeen - 1/9/2012 12:15:12 AM   
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Hello all

I am going on a day trip to Aberdeen. I have booked train tickets. This is happening.

Does anyone have any tips on things to do/see?


Visit boaby.

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RE: Things to do in Aberdeen - 1/9/2012 12:31:20 AM   
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RE: Things to do in Aberdeen - 1/9/2012 12:44:59 AM   
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Shag sheep with haggis.

Is that shagging sheep that have haggis, shagging sheep by using a haggis, shagging sheep with someone called Haggis etc?

As a Welsh/Scottish mongrel, I need clarification.

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RE: Things to do in Aberdeen - 1/9/2012 12:47:56 AM   
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ORIGINAL: vad3r

Shag sheep with haggis.

Is that shagging sheep that have haggis, shagging sheep by using a haggis, shagging sheep with someone called Haggis etc?

As a Welsh/Scottish mongrel, I need clarification.


And as a Scots/Irish mongrel, I need a drink.....


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RE: Things to do in Aberdeen - 1/9/2012 12:49:17 AM   
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ORIGINAL: vad3r

Shag sheep with haggis.

Is that shagging sheep that have haggis, shagging sheep by using a haggis, shagging sheep with someone called Haggis etc?

As a Welsh/Scottish mongrel, I need clarification.


And as a Scots/Irish mongrel, I need a drink.....


I need a cigarette

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RE: Things to do in Aberdeen - 1/9/2012 12:51:48 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Hood_Man


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ORIGINAL: Hood_Man


quote:

ORIGINAL: vad3r

Shag sheep with haggis.

Is that shagging sheep that have haggis, shagging sheep by using a haggis, shagging sheep with someone called Haggis etc?

As a Welsh/Scottish mongrel, I need clarification.


And as a Scots/Irish mongrel, I need a drink.....


I need a cigarette


Why......did....did we just have sex?


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You have a nice face, Shifty. A face I would have a cup of tea with.


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Shifty said it best


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RE: Things to do in Aberdeen - 1/9/2012 12:53:24 AM   
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*Rgirvan44 is there a limit to how many things we can recommend? I'm not sure how many you'd like, so feel free to let me know when it's enough.

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RE: Things to do in Aberdeen - 1/9/2012 12:53:32 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: vad3r

Shag sheep with haggis.

Is that shagging sheep that have haggis, shagging sheep by using a haggis, shagging sheep with someone called Haggis etc?

As a Welsh/Scottish mongrel, I need clarification.


And as a Scots/Irish mongrel, I need a drink.....


I need a cigarette


Why......did....did we just have sex?


That's what she said!

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RE: Things to do in Aberdeen - 1/9/2012 12:58:47 AM   
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Thank you, thank you everyone. We're here all week, unfortunately, haha! Don't forget to drive you waitress and tip home safe! Good night!

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Shifty said it best


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RE: Things to do in Aberdeen - 1/9/2012 1:05:17 AM   
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RE: Things to do in Aberdeen - 1/9/2012 1:09:12 AM   
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Thank you, thank you everyone. We're here all week, unfortunately, haha! Don't forget to drive you waitress and tip home safe! Good night!


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Go west


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RE: Things to do in Aberdeen - 1/9/2012 1:24:15 AM   
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Things to do in Aberdeen-

1. Be in Aberdeen
2. Think of ways to not be in Aberdeen
3. Leave Aberdeen

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RE: Things to do in Aberdeen - 1/9/2012 1:28:50 AM   
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 Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Go forth to the slums of Aberdeen Girv.

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RE: Things to do in Aberdeen - 1/9/2012 1:41:01 AM   
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RE: Things to do in Aberdeen - 1/9/2012 1:53:07 AM   
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Have sex with a hooker called vad3r.

Not vad3tt3?

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RE: Things to do in Aberdeen - 1/9/2012 1:53:55 AM   
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I'd have thought the main thing to do in Aberdeen is to try and not be overwhelmed by the crushing greyness of the place

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RE: Things to do in Aberdeen - 1/9/2012 1:55:55 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Hood_Man


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Have sex with a hooker called vad3r.

Not vad3tt3?


Or just VD......

You see, because it's.....it's a sexually.......never mind.....


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RE: Things to do in Aberdeen - 1/9/2012 2:01:59 AM   
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Have sex with a hooker called vad3r.


Why would a hooker call herself Vad3r?

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RE: Things to do in Aberdeen - 1/9/2012 2:03:26 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: vad3r

Have sex with a hooker called vad3r.

Not vad3tt3?


Or just VD......

You see, because it's.....it's a sexually.......never mind.....



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RE: Things to do in Aberdeen - 1/9/2012 2:03:36 AM   
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Have sex with a hooker called vad3r.


Why would a hooker call herself Vad3r?


You're right, it'd probably be Lady Vad3r, wouldn't it?


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You have a nice face, Shifty. A face I would have a cup of tea with.


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Shifty said it best


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RE: Things to do in Aberdeen - 1/9/2012 2:05:03 AM   
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Have sex with a hooker called vad3r.


Why would a hooker call herself Vad3r?


Why not? There's a well known one in London called Doc Brown.

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RE: Things to do in Aberdeen - 1/9/2012 2:05:30 AM   
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How silly of me.

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RE: Things to do in Aberdeen - 1/9/2012 2:14:11 AM   
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 Visit a Mcdonald's up there and tell us the difference between that and an Edinburgh one.

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RE: Things to do in Aberdeen - 1/9/2012 2:27:17 AM   
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 - Set yourself a target of getting the name officially changed to Aberdock by the end of your trip.

- Make friends with an elderly man named Pat.

- Eat brown pasta.

- Burn a flag in public.

- Wear oversized shoes.



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