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New Red Dawn Remake Poster Online - 10/8/2012 12:02:23 PM

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RE: New Red Dawn Remake Poster Online - 10/8/2012 9:00:14 PM

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I don't want to be mean, he said, preparing to be mean, but that poster doesn't do Isabel Lucas justice. I personally don't think she's gorgeous or anything in real life but that bloody poster makes the poor girl look like Vincent from the Beauty and the Beast TV show from the 80s.

I didn't just compare her to Ron Perlman, honest, the poster made me do it....

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RE: New Red Dawn Remake Poster Online - 10/8/2012 9:44:24 PM

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Dear Lord that looks awful.

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Gentleman, please - could our crazy-ass asses leave dis thread ta gangstas wantin ta say shit bout a funky-ass bad film?

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RE: New Red Dawn Remake Poster Online - 11/8/2012 9:43:37 AM

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Looks like it's been in the can a while?

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RE: New Red Dawn Remake Poster Online - 11/8/2012 12:22:43 PM

OPEN YOUR EYES

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Looks abit pants.

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RE: New Red Dawn Remake Poster Online - 11/8/2012 11:52:32 PM

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Looks abit pants.

A lot more PG than the word I'd have used

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RE: New Red Dawn Remake Poster Online - 13/8/2012 1:37:53 AM

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Looks abit pants.

A lot more PG than the word I'd have used

You can say 'shit' in a PG

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RE: New Red Dawn Remake Poster Online - 13/8/2012 1:48:59 AM

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The original was shit, this looks shit.

The balance of the universe is maintained.

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RE: New Red Dawn Remake Poster Online - 13/8/2012 2:00:04 AM

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I watched the original just last night......

It's...... something. Despite the whole 'America, fuck yeah' of it all, it's actually really fucking depressing.

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ffs! ANOTHER REMAKE! - 16/8/2012 5:08:45 PM

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A few people here slagging off the original, it may be a bit dated now but at the time was pretty good, actually I might watch it tonight since its in my collection, but this is just another example of America/Hollywood's complete lack of creative thinking. "America.. F**k Yeah!" .... W4nkers!

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