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If you could be anyone else in the universe... - 9/8/2012 6:51:19 PM   
Kilo_T_Mortal


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Anyone fictional or non-fictional.

I always wanted to be Peter out of the chronicals of narnia or Sean Connery, but he likes to hit women, but if you were him you wouldn't mind because you would think that was okay.

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RE: If you could be anyone else in the universe... - 9/8/2012 9:47:27 PM   
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RE: If you could be anyone else in the universe... - 9/8/2012 9:48:58 PM   
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Jet from Gladiators so I could see myself naked.

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RE: If you could be anyone else in the universe... - 9/8/2012 10:09:54 PM   
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quote:

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Jet from Gladiators so I could see myself naked.


I was going to say the same for Jennifer Love Hewitt.....


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RE: If you could be anyone else in the universe... - 9/8/2012 10:14:44 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Shifty Bench


quote:

ORIGINAL: Lucky Day

Jet from Gladiators so I could see myself naked.


I was going to say the same for Jennifer Love Hewitt.....



Kristen Wiig for me. Or Ryan Gosling.

OK, now I'm really conflicted on this issue.

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RE: If you could be anyone else in the universe... - 9/8/2012 10:16:56 PM   
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Mystique, so I could be any of them.

I can't say God because it would make me exist.

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RE: If you could be anyone else in the universe... - 9/8/2012 10:20:24 PM   
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I only really picked J-Love because she has big boobs and I have always wanted to see them. I'd get bored very quickly though because her new show is shite.....

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I can't say God because it would make me exist.


Ooh, deep......

Or it would make you to cease existing.

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RE: If you could be anyone else in the universe... - 9/8/2012 10:26:50 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Shifty Bench

I only really picked J-Love because she has big boobs and I have always wanted to see them. I'd get bored very quickly though because her new show is shite.....

quote:

I can't say God because it would make me exist.


Ooh, deep......

Or it would make you to cease existing.

She is outlandishly lovely and the fact that she's never slowly rubbed her boobs in my face is the reason I don't believe in god.

< Message edited by Lazarus munkey -- 9/8/2012 10:27:13 PM >


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RE: If you could be anyone else in the universe... - 9/8/2012 10:35:26 PM   
Shifty Bench

 

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Really? I don't believe in god because there is absolutely no scientific proof 'he' either does, ever has or indeed can exist......

But yeah, the fact that I have never seen J-Love's boobs up close is a factor too.

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RE: If you could be anyone else in the universe... - 9/8/2012 10:35:29 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Shifty Bench

I only really picked J-Love because she has big boobs and I have always wanted to see them. I'd get bored very quickly though because her new show is shite.....

quote:

I can't say God because it would make me exist.


Ooh, deep......

Or it would make you to cease existing.


If I was Jet and you were Jennifer Love Hewitt but I wanted a swatch at your massive boobs would that make me gay?

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RE: If you could be anyone else in the universe... - 9/8/2012 10:36:51 PM   
Shifty Bench

 

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Lucky Day


quote:

ORIGINAL: Shifty Bench

I only really picked J-Love because she has big boobs and I have always wanted to see them. I'd get bored very quickly though because her new show is shite.....

quote:

I can't say God because it would make me exist.


Ooh, deep......

Or it would make you to cease existing.


If I was Jet and you were Jennifer Love Hewitt but I wanted a swatch at your massive boobs would that make me gay?


No, but then, we could keep it to ourselves, just in case.....


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RE: If you could be anyone else in the universe... - 9/8/2012 10:46:17 PM   
Lucky Day


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Shifty Bench


quote:

ORIGINAL: Lucky Day


quote:

ORIGINAL: Shifty Bench

I only really picked J-Love because she has big boobs and I have always wanted to see them. I'd get bored very quickly though because her new show is shite.....

quote:

I can't say God because it would make me exist.


Ooh, deep......

Or it would make you to cease existing.


If I was Jet and you were Jennifer Love Hewitt but I wanted a swatch at your massive boobs would that make me gay?


No, but then, we could keep it to ourselves, just in case.....



Cracking. You can get a peek at my Jet boobs then. That's 4 boobs. It will take a while to get bored with 4 boobs knocking about.

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RE: If you could be anyone else in the universe... - 9/8/2012 10:48:10 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Lucky Day


quote:

ORIGINAL: Shifty Bench


quote:

ORIGINAL: Lucky Day


quote:

ORIGINAL: Shifty Bench

I only really picked J-Love because she has big boobs and I have always wanted to see them. I'd get bored very quickly though because her new show is shite.....

quote:

I can't say God because it would make me exist.


Ooh, deep......

Or it would make you to cease existing.


If I was Jet and you were Jennifer Love Hewitt but I wanted a swatch at your massive boobs would that make me gay?


No, but then, we could keep it to ourselves, just in case.....



Cracking. You can get a peek at my Jet boobs then. That's 4 boobs. It will take a while to get bored with 4 boobs knocking about.

Just spaffed myself to Olympic gold.

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RE: If you could be anyone else in the universe... - 9/8/2012 10:48:48 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Lucky Day
Cracking. You can get a peek at my Jet boobs then. That's 4 boobs. It will take a while to get bored with 4 boobs knocking about.

Sounds like you've got an idea there for a new executive desk toy.

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RE: If you could be anyone else in the universe... - 9/8/2012 10:55:27 PM   
Lucky Day


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Hood_Man


quote:

ORIGINAL: Lucky Day
Cracking. You can get a peek at my Jet boobs then. That's 4 boobs. It will take a while to get bored with 4 boobs knocking about.

Sounds like you've got an idea there for a new executive desk toy.



I'm looking at you Meaden. Today I'm asking for 250,000 for a 1/2 % share in my novelty boob desk toy.

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RE: If you could be anyone else in the universe... - 9/8/2012 11:02:40 PM   
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You know Meaden has absolutely no money right? Seriously, when did she last invest in anything? Someone could go up to her with a solid gold tree that grows 50 notes on it's branches, which can be planted in the ground to create more trees, and she'd still say no.

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RE: If you could be anyone else in the universe... - 9/8/2012 11:09:17 PM   
Lucky Day


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Hood_Man

You know Meaden has absolutely no money right? Seriously, when did she last invest in anything? Someone could go up to her with a solid gold tree that grows 50 notes on it's branches, which can be planted in the ground to create more trees, and she'd still say no.


That's a good point. I never thought about that before but now you point it out ....... still, as Shifty might say, she has got boobs.

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RE: If you could be anyone else in the universe... - 9/8/2012 11:09:56 PM   
Hood_Man


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Ewwwww

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RE: If you could be anyone else in the universe... - 9/8/2012 11:17:19 PM   
Shifty Bench

 

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Lucky Day


quote:

ORIGINAL: Hood_Man

You know Meaden has absolutely no money right? Seriously, when did she last invest in anything? Someone could go up to her with a solid gold tree that grows 50 notes on it's branches, which can be planted in the ground to create more trees, and she'd still say no.


That's a good point. I never thought about that before but now you point it out ....... still, as Shifty might say, she has got boobs.


Hey! Don't drag me into this, mate....

Read this to see my stance on boobs- click (second post down)

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RE: If you could be anyone else in the universe... - 9/8/2012 11:23:26 PM   
Lucky Day


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Sorry. You just come across as a big fan of boobs is all.

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RE: If you could be anyone else in the universe... - 9/8/2012 11:34:05 PM   
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Absolutely no doubt in my mind about this one: Indiana Jones. Or maybe Jimmy The Hand. No, Indiana Jones. Definitely.

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RE: If you could be anyone else in the universe... - 9/8/2012 11:35:14 PM   
Shifty Bench

 

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quote:

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Sorry. You just come across as a big fan of boobs is all.


Yeah, I noticed that too. While I do like boobs, for some reason, this week, I became some sort of boobs-fiend. Fuck knows what happened there

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RE: If you could be anyone else in the universe... - 9/8/2012 11:36:10 PM   
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I think I'd be Stephen Fry so I could be a stupidly rich, intelligent national treasure, who's also friends with Hugh Laurie.

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RE: If you could be anyone else in the universe... - 10/8/2012 12:02:14 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Hood_Man

I think I'd be Stephen Fry so I could be a stupidly rich, intelligent national treasure, who's also friends with Hugh Laurie.


And for that, you'd put up with the occasional bumming?

(For the record, I have nothing against gay people. And I'd like to keep it that way... )


(For the record, the above was a joke, not an indication of my intolerance to the lifestyle choices of others. It's just not my preference... Sheesh.)


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RE: If you could be anyone else in the universe... - 10/8/2012 12:11:11 AM   
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'Occasional' bumming? Come one now, Stephen Fry gets more arse than anyone and you know it!

Wait, what?

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RE: If you could be anyone else in the universe... - 10/8/2012 12:18:54 AM   
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(For the record, the above was an indication of my intolerance to the lifestyle choices of others.


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RE: If you could be anyone else in the universe... - 10/8/2012 8:32:01 AM   
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I remember Stephen Fry saying that he has a virtually non-existant sex-life these days.

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RE: If you could be anyone else in the universe... - 10/8/2012 1:43:59 PM   
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RE: If you could be anyone else in the universe... - 10/8/2012 2:39:40 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: homersimpson_esq

quote:

ORIGINAL: Hood_Man

I think I'd be Stephen Fry so I could be a stupidly rich, intelligent national treasure, who's also friends with Hugh Laurie.


And for that, you'd put up with the occasional bumming?

(For the record, I have nothing against gay people. And I'd like to keep it that way... )


(For the record, the above was a joke, not an indication of my intolerance to the lifestyle choices of others. It's just not my preference... Sheesh.)



You wouldn't have to, he's been celibate for years.
I'd be more concerned about ocasional breakdowns, thoughts of suicide or sharing a room with Alan Davies.

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RE: If you could be anyone else in the universe... - 10/8/2012 3:09:32 PM   
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I think Hugh Hefner has got it pretty good. On the downside he's pretty old so won't have too long left.

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