Keyser Sozzled
Posts: 5950
Joined: 1/10/2006 From: Dublin
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ORIGINAL: Harry Lime If anybody gets a chance to listen again to the Jeremy Vine show later, please do. Especially if you want your brain to explode. The first half hour of the show was almost entirely devoted to forwarding the lunatic argurments of most hideous, knee-jerk, tabloid scaremongerers imaginable... Represented in the person of that deranged, dribbling, wingnut Katie Hopkins. All I needed was for that obnoxious, Dickensian wankstain, Simon Warr, to turn up and I think I might have veered my car directly into an oncoming lorry. I'm also creating a new law to rival Godwins. It will be called Lime's Law and it will be invoked whenever an argument is pre-faced with the words "Speaking as a mother/ father". Namely because what usually follows is, almost without fail, an exercise in the mangling of hysteria and incoherent elephant gun logic. Quite similiar to my absolute pet hate. Those who preface their position with the three most dangerous words in the English language..."I just feel......" it's a statement that immediately negates any rational counterpoint because its basically opinion masquerading as fact. Hear a politician use this phrase, run for the hills.
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I have no idea who any of them are, apart from Terry Pratchett who I know has got a beard and keeps going on about killing himself but never does.
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