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Batman Begins/The Dark Knight Double Bill - 10/7/2012 9:16:58 AM   
redflame24

 

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On Tuesday 17th july Cineworld are showing a double bill
Just booked Hammersmith for 5.77 it's nationwide
so who's going?

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RE: Batman Begins/The Dark Knight Double Bill - 16/7/2012 12:13:05 PM   
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I'm in Ireland, but yeah I'm going to see it in the local ODEON. Can't wait!!

3 for each film!

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RE: Batman Begins/The Dark Knight Double Bill - 16/7/2012 7:50:24 PM   
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Would you like one each?

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RE: Batman Begins/The Dark Knight Double Bill - 16/7/2012 9:12:34 PM   
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I don't get it.

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RE: Batman Begins/The Dark Knight Double Bill - 16/7/2012 9:18:12 PM   
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He's saying they deserve a medal for going to a film. Which is, frankly, ridiculous.

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RE: Batman Begins/The Dark Knight Double Bill - 16/7/2012 9:20:25 PM   
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Film Olympics. Hmm...

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RE: Batman Begins/The Dark Knight Double Bill - 16/7/2012 9:21:56 PM   
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I don't get it.


They made films about Batman and they are showing the longest two one after the other before the longest yet is released. People are paying to see these Batman films on the big screen while other sane people like myself will just watch them on Blu Ray. Then again, maybe not because I have actually seen them both before a few times each.



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RE: Batman Begins/The Dark Knight Double Bill - 16/7/2012 9:26:04 PM   
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Yeah, but the medal makes no sense. That's the bit I don't get. 

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RE: Batman Begins/The Dark Knight Double Bill - 16/7/2012 9:39:04 PM   
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Yeah, I got that's what you meant, I just wanted to rant for no reason

And Paul explained the medal. Keep up, Homes

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RE: Batman Begins/The Dark Knight Double Bill - 16/7/2012 10:15:49 PM   
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Would you like one each?


Ooh, get you.

Grrr, I'm Daz and I'm snarky and angry all the time, grrr.

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RE: Batman Begins/The Dark Knight Double Bill - 16/7/2012 10:46:03 PM   
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Wow, that is the best Daz impression I have ever heard! Ooh, do Hood-Man next!

Wait..........

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RE: Batman Begins/The Dark Knight Double Bill - 16/7/2012 10:49:09 PM   
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I'm Hood Man. I smell like ranch salad dressing and I think MonsterCat is sexy.

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RE: Batman Begins/The Dark Knight Double Bill - 16/7/2012 10:53:17 PM   
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Is he saying they deserve a medal for going to see a film? I don't understand it either really. Guys just being nice and letting people know that Cineworld are doing a double bill. No need for the sarcasm. But hey, who would Daz be if he wasn't being rude to people who have done nothing to deserve it?

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RE: Batman Begins/The Dark Knight Double Bill - 16/7/2012 10:55:51 PM   
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I'm Hood Man. I smell like ranch salad dressing and I think MonsterCat is sexy.


Uncanny!

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RE: Batman Begins/The Dark Knight Double Bill - 16/7/2012 10:59:44 PM   
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Was it not just a sarcastic congratulations on what appears to be a less than subtle collusion between the first two posters who may or may not work for various cinema chains? Like a badly acted skit in the spirit of those TV adverts in Ghostbusters 2?

Maybe.

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RE: Batman Begins/The Dark Knight Double Bill - 16/7/2012 11:01:27 PM   
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Thank you, Shifty. And for my next impression, Deviation.

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Thank you very much, don't forget to tip you waiter and please try the smoked salmon.

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RE: Batman Begins/The Dark Knight Double Bill - 16/7/2012 11:06:52 PM   
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Yaddah, yaddah, yaddah, blurgh, blurgh, blurgh, fart, fart, fart, fart, cuntyfuckknuckle, blether, blather, blither, balls.

Tonight, Matthew, I am going to be........

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RE: Batman Begins/The Dark Knight Double Bill - 16/7/2012 11:08:11 PM   
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Yaddah, yaddah, yaddah, blurgh, blurgh, blurgh, fart, fart, fart, fart, cuntyfuckknuckle, blether, blather, blither, balls.

Tonight, Matthew, I am going to be........


I called my first dog that.

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RE: Batman Begins/The Dark Knight Double Bill - 16/7/2012 11:08:15 PM   
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Thank you, Shifty. And for my next impression, Deviation.

"I want bad things to happen to you because you didn't like that 12 hour documentary about sheep-herding in Siberia without subtitles. I abhor you all!"


Yeah.....I don't hear it in that one. Sorry.




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RE: Batman Begins/The Dark Knight Double Bill - 16/7/2012 11:22:02 PM   
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quote:

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Thank you, Shifty. And for my next impression, Deviation.

"I want bad things to happen to you because you didn't like that 12 hour documentary about sheep-herding in Siberia without subtitles. I abhor you all!"



That's rawlinson. Other than the first bit and the last bit, yeah, that's ME!

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There are certainly times where calling a person a cunt is not only reasonable, it is a gross understatement.

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RE: Batman Begins/The Dark Knight Double Bill - 16/7/2012 11:26:53 PM   
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This is true - sheep-herding is definitely Rawlinson, not Dev. Especially if they are Armenian. Nearly there though. 

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RE: Batman Begins/The Dark Knight Double Bill - 16/7/2012 11:33:05 PM   
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There's also a fatal error in geography there. God MC, confusing a country inbetween of Turkey and Azerbaijan to Siberia. What a dolt.

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RE: Batman Begins/The Dark Knight Double Bill - 16/7/2012 11:35:31 PM   
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Yeah, MC! What were you thinking? Dammit!

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RE: Batman Begins/The Dark Knight Double Bill - 17/7/2012 12:13:10 AM   
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I'm going to stay in and watch them both on Wednesday night with MonsterCat, who is one fine piece of ass! Not sure what to serve for nibbles though...

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Oh bugger I said that out loud.

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RE: Batman Begins/The Dark Knight Double Bill - 17/7/2012 12:34:03 AM   
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It's true, the man is an Adonis......

Tiny penis, though.......tiny......

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RE: Batman Begins/The Dark Knight Double Bill - 17/7/2012 8:21:02 AM   
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Is he saying they deserve a medal for going to see a film? I don't understand it either really. Guys just being nice and letting people know that Cineworld are doing a double bill. No need for the sarcasm. But hey, who would Daz be if he wasn't being rude to people who have done nothing to deserve it?


He'd fucking love it if it was about a cat riding a horse that constantly told its granny to fuck off, I bet.

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I'm Hood Man. I smell like ranch salad dressing and I think MonsterCat is sexy.


Uncanny!



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RE: Batman Begins/The Dark Knight Double Bill - 17/7/2012 9:35:12 AM   
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I'm seeing them back to back at midnight and then the new one at 5am.....

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RE: Batman Begins/The Dark Knight Double Bill - 17/7/2012 10:11:14 AM   
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I'm seeing them back to back at midnight and then the new one at 5am.....


Urm... dedicated?

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RE: Batman Begins/The Dark Knight Double Bill - 17/7/2012 10:16:40 AM   
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Yeah, do you want a fucking medal for that or something?

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RE: Batman Begins/The Dark Knight Double Bill - 17/7/2012 10:21:19 AM   
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Well obviously - 'tis a feat of Olympian endurance. Certainly staying awake through Batman Begins is 

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