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RE: The official End of the World thread - 6/7/2012 10:17:54 PM

Biggus

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RE: The official End of the World thread - 7/7/2012 12:45:24 AM

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eScDfYzMEEw

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RE: The official End of the World thread - 7/7/2012 1:13:59 AM

NinjaShortbread212

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Spaldron

quote:

ORIGINAL: Biggus

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eScDfYzMEEw

Carlin is a legend.

Great link, Biggus.

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RE: The official End of the World thread - 7/7/2012 2:12:37 PM

chewbacasnapsak

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Personally I'd like my end of the world to be a crack in another dimension spewing forth horrifying monsters into the world to wipe us out like in the mist.
Sadly it will no doubt be a tawdry drawn out fight over the last remaining scraps of food and fuel like The Road, which looked awful, only to end up being raped and then eaten by my next door neighbour. The cunt.

Anyway, enjoy the summer everyone.

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RE: The official End of the World thread - 11/12/2012 7:07:48 PM

Scruffybobby

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Only 10 days to go...

What's everyone going to do if we all wake up next Saturday as normal? I'll probably go to Asda to get the food in for Christmas dinner.

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RE: The official End of the World thread - 11/12/2012 7:09:49 PM

Hood_Man

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Personally, I'll start googling what date the world is supposed to end next. The machines had more success destroying Zion for goodness sake.

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RE: The official End of the World thread - 11/12/2012 7:20:27 PM

Shifty Bench

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Scruffybobby

Only 10 days to go...

What's everyone going to do if we all wake up next Saturday as normal? I'll probably go to Asda to get the food in for Christmas dinner.

What do you mean, 'if'?

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Shifty said it best

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RE: The official End of the World thread - 12/12/2012 1:46:35 AM

scarface666brooksy!!

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Shifty Bench

quote:

ORIGINAL: Scruffybobby

Only 10 days to go...

What's everyone going to do if we all wake up next Saturday as normal? I'll probably go to Asda to get the food in for Christmas dinner.

What do you mean, 'if'?

My friends are thinking of organising an End of the World party but there's a distinct lack of effort mainly because we're all aware the world isn't actually going to end.

Also Scruffy who's that in your av? It looks really familiar..

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RE: The official End of the World thread - 12/12/2012 2:34:33 AM

Olaf

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Surely it would make more sense if you didn't put the effort in because the world *was* going to end (thus making a party a bit pointless since no one will be there for it). Knowing that the human race will live on should be an incentive to throw a party, right?

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RE: The official End of the World thread - 12/12/2012 2:35:41 AM

scarface666brooksy!!

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Olaf

Surely it would make more sense if you didn't put the effort in because the world *was* going to end (thus making a party a bit pointless since no one will be there for it). Knowing that the human race will live on should be an incentive to throw a party, right?

Oh there will be a "We didn't die suck it Mayans" party but the idea of the party was to get shit-faced in case we die.

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I just want to see everyone naked.

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RE: The official End of the World thread - 12/12/2012 2:36:47 AM

Olaf

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CARPE DIEM BRO. CARPE DIEM.

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RE: The official End of the World thread - 12/12/2012 2:45:48 AM

scarface666brooksy!!

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Olaf

CARPE DIEM BRO. CARPE DIEM.

So I should get shit-faced anyway? Deal.

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I just want to see everyone naked.

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RE: The official End of the World thread - 12/12/2012 2:49:35 AM

Olaf

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All day every day. it's the only morally responsible thing to do.

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RE: The official End of the World thread - 12/12/2012 2:55:36 AM

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how do I do something special for the end of the world when I get shit-faced every day

(I'm an alcoholic)

(it's a problem)

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She's supposed to be 13! I'd want her to be very attractive though

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RE: The official End of the World thread - 12/12/2012 2:56:23 AM

scarface666brooksy!!

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Olaf

All day every day. it's the only morally responsible thing to do.

As a bartender I shouldn't support this opinion (at least by Responsible Service Of Alcohol laws), but it's so goddamn accurate I can't disagree with it.

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ORIGINAL: Pigeon Army

how do I do something special for the end of the world when I get shit-faced every day

(I'm an alcoholic)

(it's a problem)

Not drink? But there's no fun with that so drink more.

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RE: The official End of the World thread - 12/12/2012 2:57:04 AM

Olaf

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Pigeon Army

how do I do something special for the end of the world when I get shit-faced every day

(I'm an alcoholic)

(it's a problem)

Heroin? Everyday's a party with heroin.

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RE: The official End of the World thread - 12/12/2012 2:58:01 AM

scarface666brooksy!!

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Olaf

quote:

ORIGINAL: Pigeon Army

how do I do something special for the end of the world when I get shit-faced every day

(I'm an alcoholic)

(it's a problem)

Heroin? Everyday's a party with heroin.

And cocaine. It's a hell of a drug.

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I just want to see everyone naked.

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RE: The official End of the World thread - 12/12/2012 2:58:43 AM

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i'd recommend crack. It's great. it gets you really high.

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RE: The official End of the World thread - 12/12/2012 2:59:51 AM

Pigeon Army

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thanks for tha tipz guyz

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She's supposed to be 13! I'd want her to be very attractive though

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Stop being mean to Deviation

No.

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RE: The official End of the World thread - 12/12/2012 6:57:04 AM

Scruffybobby

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quote:

ORIGINAL: scarface666brooksy!!

Also Scruffy who's that in your av? It looks really familiar..

It's Alice Eve - from the Star Trek Into Darkness trailer.

I can only hope the world's still here next May so I can see the movie

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Gentleman, please - could our crazy-ass asses leave dis thread ta gangstas wantin ta say shit bout a funky-ass bad film?

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RE: The official End of the World thread - 12/12/2012 7:18:03 AM

sanchia

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I think North Korea are trying to give things a bit of a push.

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RE: The official End of the World thread - 20/12/2012 6:50:25 PM

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RE: The official End of the World thread - 20/12/2012 6:59:37 PM

Hobbitonlass

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You left off Tuesday!

(Any excuse for more drink!)

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RE: The official End of the World thread - 20/12/2012 7:07:31 PM

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RE: The official End of the World thread - 20/12/2012 7:10:24 PM

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RE: The official End of the World thread - 20/12/2012 7:14:07 PM

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My main worry is for The History Channel (maynot contain history), they will have to make a new show to repeat.

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RE: The official End of the World thread - 20/12/2012 7:15:43 PM

DancingClown

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Hey, I wasn't the only one who got spanked!!

Anyhoo...I'm going to import my other post because it's awesome and I'm feeling petulant.

Well, in approximately five hours - or maybe six, seven, eight, nine, ten, ten and a half (I don't think the Mayans and the subsequent interpretation specified any particular time....did they?) the world is going to end. Perhaps. Probably not. Unless it does, which would be hilariously ironic. No matter how it happens - asteroid, mutating neutrinos, ascension of hybrid Jimmy Savile/Cyril Smith demon, Meca-vad3r on apocalyptic pornagraphic rampage, whatever, here's my question:

Whatcha gonna do? We've got three minutes left. How you going to fill that time? People often say they'd have a quick shag, which only really works if you have a willing participant present and some relative privacy. But how would one be able to maintain an erection under such conditions? I think I'd spend those three minutes shouting and shitting myself, personally.

What would you do?

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RE: The official End of the World thread - 20/12/2012 7:18:53 PM

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Oh well.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c08wiEyVuak

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RE: The official End of the World thread - 20/12/2012 7:57:00 PM

kumar

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While I was not really bothered about the 2012 end of the world shit my heart did skip a beat earlier when we had a massive power cut. I rushed to the window to see the entire neighbourhood was out too and as far as i could see (up to the airport). Couple that with the sound of a few aeroplanes I had a mini panic, lit a candle and went to sleep, only to wake up much calmer, more alive than expected, and my bedside lamp was on.

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RE: The official End of the World thread - 20/12/2012 8:00:58 PM

sharkboy

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExH7h9Lk5HY

Seemed an appropriate song for this evening

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