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How Long Will It Be Before....... - 19/6/2012 3:39:07 PM   
Happy Shrapnel


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The same as ' What If.....'
But the question will start

' How Long Will It Be Before.......'


The next poster answers and then posts their own..........

Ahem......


How Long Will It Be Before.......

All the people praising Prometheus realise Ridley was drunk when he started filming and sobered up half way through ?

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RE: How Long Will It Be Before....... - 19/6/2012 8:38:38 PM   
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How long will it be until England go out of the Euro's?

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RE: How Long Will It Be Before....... - 20/6/2012 12:30:59 AM   
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Not long. not long at all

How long will it be until people all have tracking devices fitted from birth?

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RE: How Long Will It Be Before....... - 20/6/2012 8:20:00 AM   
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Its already happened benny........
Only its a special liquid that they inject into the blood that emites an electronic pulse.........

I know exactly where you are right now benny and if you don't stop that you will go blind.
How long will it be before..........

Filipe gets banned from the forums ?


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RE: How Long Will It Be Before....... - 22/6/2012 2:52:39 PM   
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I dont know .... is Filipe really Felix?



How long will it be before Asda becomes Walmart??

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RE: How Long Will It Be Before....... - 22/6/2012 3:13:31 PM   
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Haven't got a clue!!!

How long will it be before this thread falls to the bottom of the list?

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RE: How Long Will It Be Before....... - 22/6/2012 3:20:55 PM   
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No idea, right now its near the top, because people keep posting in it.




How long will it be before........




Zombies become real ?

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RE: How Long Will It Be Before....... - 22/6/2012 3:36:45 PM   
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who says there not I see them in Adsa all the time

How long will it be before x ray specs are invented?

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RE: How Long Will It Be Before....... - 22/6/2012 3:39:34 PM   
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Mage !
What kinda all in one is that !!!!!!
Not today my good man, I'm feeling saucy !!!!!!




How long will it be before they remake Jaws ?





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RE: How Long Will It Be Before....... - 23/6/2012 7:54:26 AM   
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Oh dear god i'm too upset at the thought to even comrehend that question I will form an Empire posse and hunt down the fuckers responsible

How long will it be before filipe is recognised for the genius he is?


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RE: How Long Will It Be Before....... - 23/6/2012 7:56:55 AM   
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Soon, as soon as he's finished his milk.

How long will it be before the 100m world record is set at 1 second?

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RE: How Long Will It Be Before....... - 23/6/2012 9:03:24 AM   
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I plan on doing it today.



How long will it be before X- Files 3 is made ?

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RE: How Long Will It Be Before....... - 23/6/2012 9:07:24 AM   
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No one knows. But the truth is out there.

How long will it be before Paul W. S. Anderson wins an Oscar?

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RE: How Long Will It Be Before....... - 25/6/2012 11:41:59 AM   
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You mean he hasn't ??????
How very, very dare you !

How long will it be before.........


Someone runs on the pitch and punches Ronaldo in the face and the whole stadium goes........YAAAAAAAY !

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RE: How Long Will It Be Before....... - 25/6/2012 12:31:22 PM   
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I will happen on Wednesday.

How long will it be before.........

England wins a major football tournament?

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RE: How Long Will It Be Before....... - 25/6/2012 12:48:46 PM   
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I'm beginning to think, not in my life time.

How long will it be before........

Argentina invade the Falklands ?

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RE: How Long Will It Be Before....... - 7/7/2012 7:09:15 AM   
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Any day, now that Mag The Hag is too gaga to care.


How long will it be before people realise that Jim Henson based the character of Gonzo The Great on Filipe?

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RE: How Long Will It Be Before....... - 9/7/2012 12:10:13 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: siegfried

Any day, now that Mag The Hag is too gaga to care.


How long will it be before people realise that Jim Henson based the character of Gonzo The Great on Filipe?










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RE: How Long Will It Be Before....... - 9/7/2012 12:15:42 PM   
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About as long as it takes me to shoot this chicken out of this cannon and land it on the moon.


How long will it be before...............


Everyone realises that Andy Murray is just not good enough to win Wimbeldon?
oh hang on........

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RE: How Long Will It Be Before....... - 9/7/2012 4:36:18 PM   
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You might be hanging for a while. He won't win next year either..but he is definitely improving.


How long before Christopher Nolan makes a bad film...or even an average one?

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RE: How Long Will It Be Before....... - 10/7/2012 4:15:14 AM   
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You mean he's actually made some good ones?


How long will it be before people realise that Prince Charles is actually a hand puppet controlled by Camilla?

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RE: How Long Will It Be Before....... - 11/7/2012 1:17:00 PM   
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As soon as they bring Spitting Image back.



How long will it be before.........



Tom Cruise marries AGAIN ?




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RE: How Long Will It Be Before....... - 11/7/2012 4:24:53 PM   
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Once he gets his hypnotic pocket watch fixed he'll be back on the market. My local jewellers takes about 3-4 working days.


How long before a Comedy wins Best Picture?

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RE: How Long Will It Be Before....... - 12/7/2012 3:44:15 AM   
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As soon as Frank Capra hits his stride. I have high hopes for It Happened One Night.


How long before Hollywood actually comes up with an original idea?

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RE: How Long Will It Be Before....... - 12/7/2012 10:02:11 AM   
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Don't worry Sieg, they have ! Fifty Shades of Grey is being made into a movie !
If that doesn't reboot Hollywood completely, nothing will........
Can you hear the sarcasm? CAN YA !!!!!!






How long will it be before............



They make a movie version of Thundercats ?

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RE: How Long Will It Be Before....... - 13/7/2012 4:17:37 AM   
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As soon as we come to an agreement on my percentage deal to play Lion-o.


How long will it be before they do a sequel to Plan Nine From Outer Space?

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RE: How Long Will It Be Before....... - 13/7/2012 4:40:02 AM   
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It's now in production with Rob Schneider taking the lead.

How long will it be before people realise that Brian Cox the actor and Brian Cox the physicist are the same person?

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RE: How Long Will It Be Before....... - 13/7/2012 12:47:47 PM   
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As soon as they fish out the God particle from the Hadron collider.



How long will it be before.......

Men become obsolete

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RE: How Long Will It Be Before....... - 14/7/2012 3:29:59 AM   
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We already are, thanks to UVF treatment and 50 Shades of Grey.

How long will it be before one can watch TV for an hour without seeing Will.I.Am?

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RE: How Long Will It Be Before....... - 15/7/2012 8:21:09 AM   
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How long will it be  before people start slagging of the Dark Knight Rises ?

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