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UnSuperPowers - 19/6/2012 12:55:17 PM   
homersimpson_esq


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Not "classic" superpowers. No flying, no super-strength, no walking on walls, no rich-person-with-no-actual-superpowers-but-really-wonderful-toys.

My unsuperpower would be PreThoughtMan. One who knows what you're about to say, but just before you say it, and comments on what you're about to say or do before you do it, but in a really, really annoying way that would get incredibly frustrating.

About to go get a coffee...
"Oh, you sure you want a coffee? You already had like three... No, not tea either... How about a nice cold glass of orange juice?"

All my time would be spent preempting people's attempts to kill me for annoying them so much.












Yes, I'm on my lunchbreak and bored.

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RE: UnSuperPowers - 19/6/2012 1:05:03 PM   
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RE: UnSuperPowers - 19/6/2012 1:34:31 PM   
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I used to have the inate ability to bust my coworkers slacking off, they could have been working their balls off for 4 hours solid yet I would turn up and the minute they went out the back to have a smoke and a sitdown - to the point that they noticed and actually proclaimed that I had "the Power of Ron-san"

Ron was the name of our boss (who did the same thing) and we worked for a japanese noodle bar, hence the -san part.


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RE: UnSuperPowers - 19/6/2012 2:18:04 PM   
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I currently have the power to make it rain, but only if I leave the house wearing flip flops and something flimsy.

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RE: UnSuperPowers - 19/6/2012 3:52:31 PM   
Spaldron


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The power of advanced mind and body healing post hangover.

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RE: UnSuperPowers - 19/6/2012 3:59:27 PM   
Harry Tuttle


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I have the power of punctuality. I may not be the strongest or the fastest UnSuper Hero about but I will be where I need to be on time.

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RE: UnSuperPowers - 19/6/2012 5:18:51 PM   
sanchia


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The power of hindsight. I know exactly how a situation would best have been approached after the event. Now if only I had the power of time travel

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RE: UnSuperPowers - 19/6/2012 6:43:22 PM   
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I'd be called Lazyboy and have the ability to make everyone else as lazy as me. I already have the ability to make others procastrinate (I could be called The Procastinator) and if this was developed it coule be potentially incredibly powerful.

Imagine I was faced with armed robbers or a murderer? I'd make them lazy and they'd sit down and not do anything. Imagine if someone was trapped in a burning building? I'd make the flames lazy and they'd die down. Or I'd make gravity lazy and fly up to rescue them.

Worlds. Problems. Sorted.

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RE: UnSuperPowers - 19/6/2012 6:51:18 PM   
horribleives

 

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I think Karl Pilkington's Bullshit Man wins this hands down.

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RE: UnSuperPowers - 19/6/2012 6:59:31 PM   
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The power to actually grow a money tree, wouldn't that be grand?

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RE: UnSuperPowers - 19/6/2012 10:24:30 PM   
homersimpson_esq


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quote:

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The power to actually grow a money tree, wouldn't that be grand?


Depends how big it grew, really.


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RE: UnSuperPowers - 19/6/2012 10:27:39 PM   
Shifty Bench

 

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quote:

ORIGINAL: homersimpson_esq

quote:

ORIGINAL: NinjaShortbread212

The power to actually grow a money tree, wouldn't that be grand?


Depends how big it grew, really.



Yeah, it could a grand, could be more, could be less.


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RE: UnSuperPowers - 19/6/2012 10:34:54 PM   
Hood_Man


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I'd be Paranoid Schizophrenic Man!




Or I will be when they leave me alone...

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RE: UnSuperPowers - 20/6/2012 1:12:34 AM   
Spaldron


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quote:

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I'd be Paranoid Schizophrenic Man!




Or I will be when they leave me alone...


Or you should've said I'd be Paranoid Schizophrenic Man and so will I.

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RE: UnSuperPowers - 20/6/2012 1:21:17 AM   
NinjaShortbread212


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quote:

ORIGINAL: homersimpson_esq

quote:

ORIGINAL: NinjaShortbread212

The power to actually grow a money tree, wouldn't that be grand?



Depends how big it grew, really.



It begin start in bloom and stay like that 365 days a year, thank you please.

quote:

ORIGINAL: Shifty Bench

Yeah, it could a grand, could be more, could be less.



Badum tish.


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RE: UnSuperPowers - 20/6/2012 1:28:51 AM   
Hood_Man


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Spaldron


quote:

ORIGINAL: Hood_Man

I'd be Paranoid Schizophrenic Man!




Or I will be when they leave me alone...


Or you should've said I'd be Paranoid Schizophrenic Man and so will I.

Wait, is it actually you saying this?


Or them...?

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RE: UnSuperPowers - 20/6/2012 1:30:33 AM   
NinjaShortbread212


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IT'S ALL OF US!!!

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RE: UnSuperPowers - 20/6/2012 1:33:52 AM   
Spaldron


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I wish to have the power to read Ninja's posts.

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RE: UnSuperPowers - 20/6/2012 1:37:51 AM   
Hood_Man


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I'm also The Incredible Sarc. Instead of turning green and powerful when I lose my temper, I just become really sarcastic.

That way, when someone pisses me off and I utter those immortal words "You're making me angry, you won't like me when I'm angry," you really won't.

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RE: UnSuperPowers - 20/6/2012 1:38:53 AM   
benny the jet


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Spaldron

I wish to have the power to read Ninja's posts.


Yeah wtf is that all about? been confusing me for some time... and i miss what ninja has to say

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RE: UnSuperPowers - 20/6/2012 1:40:55 AM   
NinjaShortbread212


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ORIGINAL: benny the jet

quote:

ORIGINAL: Spaldron

I wish to have the power to read Ninja's posts.



Yeah wtf is that all about? been confusing me for some time... and i miss what ninja has to say



Me too!!


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RE: UnSuperPowers - 20/6/2012 1:52:52 AM   
Shifty Bench

 

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RE: UnSuperPowers - 20/6/2012 5:06:27 AM   
hozay


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I'd be Mr Coincidence because recently I've had so many weird little unexplainedly connected things happen that my mum and sister reckon I have the Force (actually they said "psychic" but you know, same thing ).

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RE: UnSuperPowers - 20/6/2012 5:16:57 AM   
Lazarus munkey


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I'd be Dr. Huh? due to my stream-of-consciousness rants and inventive use of insults that entertains some but bewilders more.

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