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RE: Top 10 Most Boring Movies You Have Seen - 27/6/2012 7:02:12 AM   
horribleives

 

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1. Last Days
2. Transformers: Dark Of The Moon
3. Hard Boiled
4. Me And You And Everyone We Know
5. Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
6. The Tree Of Life
7. Primer
8. Sleeping Beauty
9. Sex And The City
10. Fantastic Mr Fox

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RE: Top 10 Most Boring Movies You Have Seen - 27/6/2012 3:33:11 PM   
Zaphod121

 

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quote:

ORIGINAL: horribleives

1. Last Days
2. Transformers: Dark Of The Moon
3. Hard Boiled
4. Me And You And Everyone We Know
5. Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
6. The Tree Of Life
7. Primer
8. Sleeping Beauty
9. Sex And The City
10. Fantastic Mr Fox

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RE: Top 10 Most Boring Movies You Have Seen - 27/6/2012 4:16:37 PM   
Ultimo Lee

 

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quote:

ORIGINAL: horribleives

1. Last Days
2. Transformers: Dark Of The Moon
3. Hard Boiled
4. Me And You And Everyone We Know
5. Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
6. The Tree Of Life
7. Primer
8. Sleeping Beauty
9. Sex And The City
10. Fantastic Mr Fox


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RE: Top 10 Most Boring Movies You Have Seen - 27/6/2012 4:40:17 PM   
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RE: Top 10 Most Boring Movies You Have Seen - 27/6/2012 5:31:15 PM   
Mr E


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The Boat That Rocked
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8 1/2
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The Seventh Seal
Van Helsing
L'avventura
Batman Begins
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RE: Top 10 Most Boring Movies You Have Seen - 28/6/2012 10:15:53 AM   
Whistler


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quote:

ORIGINAL: horribleives

3. Hard Boiled




quote:

ORIGINAL: horribleives

8. Sleeping Beauty



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RE: Top 10 Most Boring Movies You Have Seen - 30/6/2012 12:25:11 PM   
fuzzy


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Monsters. Apparently there was some towards the end, but I'd lost the will to live long before that.

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RE: Top 10 Most Boring Movies You Have Seen - 9/7/2012 10:07:12 PM   
rourkes drift

 

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blue velvet
the seventh seal
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RE: Top 10 Most Boring Movies You Have Seen - 20/7/2012 7:29:59 PM   
steveyoung695

 

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quote:

Sex And The City


Hard Boiled

Batman Begins

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RE: Top 10 Most Boring Movies You Have Seen - 17/10/2012 12:47:03 PM   
pauljthomas


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10 that spring to mind:-

The Way Back
Magnolia
Fargo
Lost In Translation
Let The Right One In
Bladerunner
Apocalypse Now
The Constant Gardener
Defiance
Traffic

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RE: Top 10 Most Boring Movies You Have Seen - 18/10/2012 9:08:52 AM   
fairyprincess

 

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My list would be....

1.) lord of the ring trilogy
2.) reality bites
3.) green lantern
4.) valentine
5.) attack of the clones
6.) batman begins
7.) ice age 3



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RE: Top 10 Most Boring Movies You Have Seen - 18/10/2012 11:15:55 AM   
Qwerty Norris


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I'm really not a fan of these mean-spirited threads...

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Qwerty's Top 10 of 2013 (so far)

1. Zero Dark Thirty
2. No
3. A Hijacking
4. Behind the Candelabra
5. In The Fog
6. Good Vibrations
7. McCullin
8. Beyond the Hills
9. The Place Beyond the Pines
10. Wreck-it Ralph

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RE: Top 10 Most Boring Movies You Have Seen - 18/10/2012 11:20:27 AM   
DancingClown


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They are pointless, fairly childish. Also, ironically, really quite boring. What am I doing here again?

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RE: Top 10 Most Boring Movies You Have Seen - 18/10/2012 11:22:14 AM   
Qwerty Norris


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Disapproving!

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Qwerty's Top 10 of 2013 (so far)

1. Zero Dark Thirty
2. No
3. A Hijacking
4. Behind the Candelabra
5. In The Fog
6. Good Vibrations
7. McCullin
8. Beyond the Hills
9. The Place Beyond the Pines
10. Wreck-it Ralph

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RE: Top 10 Most Boring Movies You Have Seen - 18/10/2012 12:25:15 PM   
MonsterCat


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Qwerty Norris

I'm really not a fan of these mean-spirited threads...


You're only saying that because someone called a Nolan film boring.

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RE: Top 10 Most Boring Movies You Have Seen - 19/10/2012 12:25:11 AM   
siegfried


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Off the top of my head, and in no particular order:-

Titanic
Forrest Gump
Once Upon A Time In The West
A.I. - Artificial Intelligence
2001: A Space Odyssey
The Tree Of Life
Atonement
The Dark Knight
Memento
Avatar

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RE: Top 10 Most Boring Movies You Have Seen - 19/10/2012 2:41:27 AM   
giggity

 

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ORIGINAL: siegfried

Off the top of my head, and in no particular order:-

Titanic
Forrest Gump
Once Upon A Time In The West
A.I. - Artificial Intelligence
2001: A Space Odyssey
The Tree Of Life
Atonement
The Dark Knight
Memento

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=im_5QdHp04E&NR=1&feature=endscreen

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RE: Top 10 Most Boring Movies You Have Seen - 19/10/2012 4:23:18 AM   
Deviation


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quote:

ORIGINAL: giggity


quote:

ORIGINAL: siegfried

Off the top of my head, and in no particular order:-

Titanic
Forrest Gump
Once Upon A Time In The West
A.I. - Artificial Intelligence

2001: A Space Odyssey
The Tree Of Life
Atonement

The Dark Knight
Memento

Avatar


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=im_5QdHp04E&NR=1&feature=endscreen


I highlited some more to mirror my "AW HELL NOO" response.


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I really wish I could go down to see Privates

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RE: Top 10 Most Boring Movies You Have Seen - 19/10/2012 8:57:13 AM   
siegfried


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I'm completely unrepentant. As far as I'm concerned they're not only a thoroughly lousy bunch of films, but also as boring as batshit.

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RE: Top 10 Most Boring Movies You Have Seen - 19/10/2012 12:15:02 PM   
Qwerty Norris


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quote:

ORIGINAL: MonsterCat


quote:

ORIGINAL: Qwerty Norris

I'm really not a fan of these mean-spirited threads...


You're only saying that because someone called a Nolan film boring.


You speak as if that's a bad thing.

Calling a film boring is probably the most subjective thing you can proclaim, so this thread's a nonsense.


quote:

ORIGINAL: siegfried

Off the top of my head, and in no particular order:-

Titanic
Forrest Gump
Once Upon A Time In The West
A.I. - Artificial Intelligence
2001: A Space Odyssey
The Tree Of Life
Atonement
The Dark Knight
Memento
Avatar


Casing point (although I'll give you the last entry).

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Qwerty's Top 10 of 2013 (so far)

1. Zero Dark Thirty
2. No
3. A Hijacking
4. Behind the Candelabra
5. In The Fog
6. Good Vibrations
7. McCullin
8. Beyond the Hills
9. The Place Beyond the Pines
10. Wreck-it Ralph

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RE: Top 10 Most Boring Movies You Have Seen - 19/10/2012 1:24:56 PM   
elab49


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I think Horribleives does kind of acknowledge that in the title?

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ORIGINAL: Deviation] LIKE AMERICA'S SWEETHEARTS TOO. IT MADE ME LAUGH A LOT AND THOUGHT IT WAS WITTY. ALSO I FEEL SLOWLY DYING INSIDE. I KEEP AGREEING WITH ELAB.


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RE: Top 10 Most Boring Movies You Have Seen - 21/10/2012 5:38:32 PM   
Jackie Boy

 

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The Conversation bored the living hell out of me.

Primer zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

And dont even get me started on Once Upon A Time In The West.



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RE: Top 10 Most Boring Movies You Have Seen - 25/10/2012 8:52:31 AM   
Qwerty Norris


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quote:

ORIGINAL: elab49

I think Horribleives does kind of acknowledge that in the title?


That makes it even worse then.


quote:

ORIGINAL: Jackie Boy

The Conversation bored the living hell out of me.


And dont even get me started on Once Upon A Time In The West.




Jesus....


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Qwerty's Top 10 of 2013 (so far)

1. Zero Dark Thirty
2. No
3. A Hijacking
4. Behind the Candelabra
5. In The Fog
6. Good Vibrations
7. McCullin
8. Beyond the Hills
9. The Place Beyond the Pines
10. Wreck-it Ralph

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RE: Top 10 Most Boring Movies You Have Seen - 27/10/2012 11:33:03 PM   
ElephantBoy

 

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quote:

ORIGINAL: horribleives

1. Last Days
2. Transformers: Dark Of The Moon
3. Hard Boiled
4. Me And You And Everyone We Know
5. Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
6. The Tree Of Life
7. Primer
8. Sleeping Beauty
9. Sex And The City
10. Fantastic Mr Fox

Which Sleeping Beauty? If you mean the Disney one you are bang out of order!

Primer isn't boring its just like being high on drugs all the way through

Last Days and MYAEWK I am in complete agreement with.

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RE: Top 10 Most Boring Movies You Have Seen - 28/10/2012 12:33:41 AM   
Ultimo Lee

 

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RE: Top 10 Most Boring Movies You Have Seen - 28/10/2012 1:22:48 PM   
Qwerty Norris


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Joined: 26/10/2005
From: Edinburgh

quote:

ORIGINAL: Ultimo Lee

Lately? I slipped in and out of a coma trying to watch Permanent Vacation


Hah!

I accept it's not Jarmusch's most exciting work.

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Qwerty's Top 10 of 2013 (so far)

1. Zero Dark Thirty
2. No
3. A Hijacking
4. Behind the Candelabra
5. In The Fog
6. Good Vibrations
7. McCullin
8. Beyond the Hills
9. The Place Beyond the Pines
10. Wreck-it Ralph

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RE: Top 10 Most Boring Movies You Have Seen - 19/11/2012 11:01:25 AM   
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The Lord of the Rings series
Miami Vice
Superman Returns
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
The Thin Red Line
Star wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones
2001: A Space Odyssey
Kingdom of Heaven: Theatrical Cut




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RE: Top 10 Most Boring Movies You Have Seen - 19/11/2012 8:58:14 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Lazarus munkey

The Conversation. Next stop: Dullsville.

Eraserhead. Oooh, a puddle...

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince. Twenty minutes in, we see our heroes on their broomsticks swooping over city rooftops while the soundtrack punches us repeatedly in the ears. The reason for this scene? To wake the audience up because nothing else happens.


Yes, yes and yes.
I can't stand Eraserhead. It just seems far too affected and moronically unpleasant for the sake of it. I think Lynch hit gold with Blue Velvet and has the capacity to direct a good film. But in my opinion he also comes out with a load of shit sometimes, literally he takes a dump on the side of the road but sticks an Italian flag in it, moulds it into the shape of a swan and sprinkles some rosemary on it to add a layer of pretentiousness that blinds people of the fact that it is just a piece of shit at the end of the day.
Yeah there might be symbolism to the films but making a coherent story is actually harder. I could make a film about a guy that lives in a world full of candy until a giant orange jelly man comes in, the man takes a bite of the jellyman and it tells him to do it again. A candy cane tells him not to. He continues to eat the jelly man and kills the candy cane then he continues to eat more until he turns into the orange jelly man and destroys his whole candy world. Then at the end it is a man in rehab reflecting on losing his family and wife Candice due to alcohol. Then people will turn in their seats and go "Wow the symbolism' but in honesty it is the biggest pile of shit ever. But half the film is silent and that is why it is clever.

As I state though that is just my opinion and could probably be said about some films I like. The difference being that I like those films

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RE: Top 10 Most Boring Movies You Have Seen - 28/11/2012 8:57:20 PM   
moviebuff73

 

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the client
harry potter (any)
bladerunner
highlander
the full monty
city of embers
prometheus
grease
napoleon dynamite
phonebooth

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RE: Top 10 Most Boring Movies You Have Seen - 28/11/2012 11:14:01 PM   
Powka


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Most recently, Kingdom of Heaven and The Tree Of Life (Brad was very interesting to watch, but the rest - I couldn't stay still watching it)

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