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EMPIRE's 'PROMETHEUS' Review!!! - 30/5/2012 2:38:23 PM   
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RE: EMPIRE's 'PROMETHEUS' Review!!! - 30/5/2012 2:46:09 PM   
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*slow hand-clap*

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RE: EMPIRE's 'PROMETHEUS' Review!!! - 30/5/2012 3:28:14 PM   
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It's the old ones which are the best ones....

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RE: EMPIRE's 'PROMETHEUS' Review!!! - 30/5/2012 3:45:08 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Rgirvan44

It's the old ones which are the best ones....


Except in THIS case....

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RE: EMPIRE's 'PROMETHEUS' Review!!! - 30/5/2012 3:57:55 PM   
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Ha ha! You nearly got me there! As soon as I saw the 2 stars my heart fucking sank! And then I realised 'oh'!



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RE: EMPIRE's 'PROMETHEUS' Review!!! - 30/5/2012 5:04:52 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: glaive


quote:

ORIGINAL: Rgirvan44

It's the old ones which are the best ones....


Except in THIS case....


You misunderstand. He was pointing out that your joke has already been made at least twice in the last 24 hours.

< Message edited by adambatman82 -- 30/5/2012 5:05:28 PM >

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RE: EMPIRE's 'PROMETHEUS' Review!!! - 30/5/2012 6:42:02 PM   
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How dare Empire give this 2 stars? They are the worst magazine in the world! They need to stop writing reviews etc, blah, yawn.


Just as well it wasn't the right one, man, I'd be giving them what for!




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RE: EMPIRE's 'PROMETHEUS' Review!!! - 30/5/2012 7:06:03 PM   
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If Prometheus doesn't get a higher score than Attack of the Clones I'm going to destroy Empire!

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RE: EMPIRE's 'PROMETHEUS' Review!!! - 30/5/2012 8:15:03 PM   
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OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY ONLY GAVE IT 4 STARS THAT'S THE SAME AS THEY GAVE TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES AND ITS WAY BETTER THAN THAt!!!

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RE: EMPIRE's 'PROMETHEUS' Review!!! - 30/5/2012 8:23:41 PM   
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Well that's not funny

Anyhow the Scott film has been released today in certain Euro countries and I'm afraid the 2 star rating could actually become a reality from what I've heard it is not going down well.

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RE: EMPIRE's 'PROMETHEUS' Review!!! - 30/5/2012 9:06:25 PM   
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quote:

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If Prometheus doesn't get a higher score than Attack of the Clones I'm going to destroy Empire!


Why are you comparing Prometheus to a ten year old Star Wars film? You may as well be angry if they give it a lesser rating than the one they gave Batman and Robin ( 3 stars beleive it or not )

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RE: EMPIRE's 'PROMETHEUS' Review!!! - 30/5/2012 9:09:00 PM   
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Newsflash - directorscut was clearly joking.

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RE: EMPIRE's 'PROMETHEUS' Review!!! - 30/5/2012 9:12:42 PM   
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I've read a few reviews, all from respectable outlets - and all of them have been positive. One critic stating he'll be going back for seconds!

I think EMPIRE will rate it **** 4 STARS!

8ut whatever the outcome - i'm still going to fucking watch it!

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RE: EMPIRE's 'PROMETHEUS' Review!!! - 30/5/2012 9:20:55 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Nexus Wookie

I've read a few reviews, all from respectable outlets - and all of them have been positive. One critic stating he'll be going back for seconds!

I think EMPIRE will rate it **** 4 STARS!

8ut whatever the outcome - i'm still going to fucking watch it!


Correction: 3 fucking stars!

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RE: EMPIRE's 'PROMETHEUS' Review!!! - 31/5/2012 9:43:40 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: MonsterCat

Newsflash - directorscut was clearly joking.



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RE: EMPIRE's 'PROMETHEUS' Review!!! - 8/6/2012 12:56:42 AM   
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EMPIRE's so-called "review" of Prometheus was a travesty of a mockery of a sham.

(I haven't actually read the review yet myself but I'm still entitled to my ill-informed and hopelessly premature opinion. EMPIRE isn't as good as it used to be - mutter, mumble, moan, etc... Has anyone seen my camel? I have an atom bomb here, you know. I'm a little teapot. Wibble, wibble, WOOT! WOOT! WOOT!)

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RE: EMPIRE's 'PROMETHEUS' Review!!! - 8/6/2012 12:58:30 AM   
chris kilby

 

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3 STARS!?! 3 measly stars? Why EMPIRE, I oughtta...

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RE: EMPIRE's 'PROMETHEUS' Review!!! - 8/6/2012 10:30:41 PM   
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just got back from seeing it in 3d on an imax screen. loved it, beautifully shot thought the 3d worked really well, first film i have seen in 3d.

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