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RE: The Jet From Gladiators Appreciation Thread. - 25/5/2012 9:29:00 AM   
DazDaMan


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Oh god, did someone just mention rubber.

pps-someone please tell me she goes out with/is married to an accountant called Nigel who loves small dogs and babies but does do some canoeing on weekends, pleeeeease!



Diane Youdale and rubber you say?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uo7FCEhSaJQ

From my internet stalking research she appears to be divorced and presently working as a psychotherapist and as that is Freudian we know everything is about sex.


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RE: The Jet From Gladiators Appreciation Thread. - 25/5/2012 2:13:38 PM   
borstal


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From Wikipedia

"Personal life

Youdale married and resided for a period in the London area as she trained in psychotherapy.[3] After separation and divorce, Diane spends her time between the North East of England and Surrey where she works as a Psychotherapist and is launching her own EQ company Soul Dynamics. She enjoys long walks, exercising and is a keen surfer. She also loves the guys on Empire Online[4]"




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RE: The Jet From Gladiators Appreciation Thread. - 25/5/2012 2:14:19 PM   
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RE: The Jet From Gladiators Appreciation Thread. - 25/5/2012 2:16:22 PM   
MonsterCat


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ORIGINAL: borstal

From Wikipedia

"Personal life

Youdale married and resided for a period in the London area as she trained in psychotherapy.[3] After separation and divorce, Diane spends her time between the North East of England and Surrey where she works as a Psychotherapist and is launching her own EQ company Soul Dynamics. She enjoys long walks, exercising and is a keen surfer. She also loves the guys on Empire Online[4]"





You forgot the bit that says: "Especially that guy who calls himself MonsterCat, who is hung like an elephant's trunk".

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RE: The Jet From Gladiators Appreciation Thread. - 25/5/2012 4:47:07 PM   
Lucky Day


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quote:

ORIGINAL: borstal

From Wikipedia

"Personal life

Youdale married and resided for a period in the London area as she trained in psychotherapy.[3] After separation and divorce, Diane spends her time between the North East of England and Surrey where she works as a Psychotherapist and is launching her own EQ company Soul Dynamics. She enjoys long walks, exercising and is a keen surfer. She also loves the guys on Empire Online[4]"





You forgot the bit that says: "Especially that guy who calls himself MonsterCat, who is hung like an elephant's trunk".



Diane wouldn't be so vulgar as to describe it as an "elephant's trunk" she is a lady.

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RE: The Jet From Gladiators Appreciation Thread. - 25/5/2012 5:51:56 PM   
sanchia


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A baby's arm holding an apple?

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RE: The Jet From Gladiators Appreciation Thread. - 29/5/2012 8:47:47 PM   
Lucky Day


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A baby's arm holding an apple?



Sir. Your Crudeness has not only deeply offended me, it would appear you have embarrassed all of the other Jet fans and killed the thread, a thread after all, that has brought a great deal of happiness to a great many people. And imagine if Diane was googling herself one night and she stumbled upon this filth? What would she think.

You should be ashamed of yourself.

Jet would probably just call it a Willy, or a Tadger, or a Love Truncheon or something.

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RE: The Jet From Gladiators Appreciation Thread. - 29/5/2012 8:50:20 PM   
MonsterCat


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A baby's arm holding an apple?


More like Arnold Schwarzenegger's arm holding Sylvester Stallone's arm holding Dwayne Johnson's arm holding a pineapple.

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RE: The Jet From Gladiators Appreciation Thread. - 29/5/2012 8:52:06 PM   
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Arnold Schwarzenegger's arm holding Sylvester Stallone's arm holding Dwayne Johnson's arm holding a pineapple.


Wasn't that your last masturbatory fantasy?

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RE: The Jet From Gladiators Appreciation Thread. - 29/5/2012 8:54:35 PM   
MonsterCat


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quote:

ORIGINAL: MonsterCat

Arnold Schwarzenegger's arm holding Sylvester Stallone's arm holding Dwayne Johnson's arm holding a pineapple.


Wasn't that your last masturbatory fantasy?



You promised not to tell!

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RE: The Jet From Gladiators Appreciation Thread. - 29/5/2012 9:01:12 PM   
rawlinson

 

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quote:

ORIGINAL: rawlinson


quote:

ORIGINAL: MonsterCat

Arnold Schwarzenegger's arm holding Sylvester Stallone's arm holding Dwayne Johnson's arm holding a pineapple.


Wasn't that your last masturbatory fantasy?



You promised not to tell!


I promised to pull out as well, you fell for that one too.

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RE: The Jet From Gladiators Appreciation Thread. - 29/5/2012 9:09:24 PM   
Shifty Bench

 

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ORIGINAL: MonsterCat


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ORIGINAL: sanchia

A baby's arm holding an apple?


More like Arnold Schwarzenegger's arm holding Sylvester Stallone's arm holding Dwayne Johnson's arm holding a pineapple.


Sounds like you have a seriously weird shaped cock and should probably seek medical help on the matter.

< Message edited by Shifty Bench -- 29/5/2012 9:10:05 PM >


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RE: The Jet From Gladiators Appreciation Thread. - 29/5/2012 9:11:34 PM   
sanchia


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there is an American pretender to the throne. How dare she be dubbed Jet (not that I would say so to her face as she looks like she could snap me like a twig and fold me into a very small place and I would not be able to do anything about it).

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RE: The Jet From Gladiators Appreciation Thread. - 29/5/2012 9:15:02 PM   
MonsterCat


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She's pretty, but she's no Jet.

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RE: The Jet From Gladiators Appreciation Thread. - 29/5/2012 9:16:44 PM   
Lucky Day


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there is an American pretender to the throne. How dare she be dubbed Jet (not that I would say so to her face as she looks like she could snap me like a twig and fold me into a very small place and I would not be able to do anything about it).



Pfffft. Jet my Arse. Don't worry about getting this chancer telt. Diane has your back, all you need do is ask and Diane will knock ten shades of fuck right out of this American Jet. Cage fight most probably.

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RE: The Jet From Gladiators Appreciation Thread. - 29/5/2012 9:22:01 PM   
Keyser Sozzled


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So who really fancies Jet..........



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RE: The Jet From Gladiators Appreciation Thread. - 29/5/2012 9:40:43 PM   
Shifty Bench

 

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Pfffft. Jet my Arse. Don't worry about getting this chancer telt. Diane has your back, all you need do is ask and Diane will knock ten shades of fuck right out of this American Jet. Cage fight most probably.


I'm sorry, but while I am obviously on our Jet's side, the American Jet could probably destroy her very quickly. Look at her! And I don't even think she's that pretty to be honest. Oh yeah. I went there.

Oh, and Lucky Day? Are you trying to take over from Boaby with the typed Scottish slang?


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RE: The Jet From Gladiators Appreciation Thread. - 29/5/2012 9:50:09 PM   
Lucky Day


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Scottish slang? No sorry. I just got carried away what with the thought of a fight and all.

However, just the once more if you will forgive .............

This Jet beat oor Jet? Nae danger Power Ranger.

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RE: The Jet From Gladiators Appreciation Thread. - 29/5/2012 9:50:55 PM   
Lucky Day


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Scottish slang? No sorry. I just got carried away what with the thought of a fight and all.

However, just the once more if you will forgive .............

This Jet beat oor Jet? Nae danger Power Ranger.


Oh, and I'm watching Still Game. That probably isn't helping.

< Message edited by Lucky Day -- 29/5/2012 10:03:50 PM >

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RE: The Jet From Gladiators Appreciation Thread. - 29/5/2012 10:00:36 PM   
Darth Marenghi

 

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I'm sorry, but while I am obviously on our Jet's side, the American Jet could probably destroy her very quickly. Look at her!



She doesn't look much bigger than the original Jet in that photo. You're a Jet traitor, Shifty - begone!


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RE: The Jet From Gladiators Appreciation Thread. - 29/5/2012 10:10:38 PM   
Saltire


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Oh god yes, Jet was and probably still is, an absolute beauty. Urika used to be hot on that too; those were the days...

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RE: The Jet From Gladiators Appreciation Thread. - 29/5/2012 10:24:27 PM   
sanchia


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ORIGINAL: Shifty Bench


quote:

ORIGINAL: Lucky Day
Pfffft. Jet my Arse. Don't worry about getting this chancer telt. Diane has your back, all you need do is ask and Diane will knock ten shades of fuck right out of this American Jet. Cage fight most probably.


I'm sorry, but while I am obviously on our Jet's side, the American Jet could probably destroy her very quickly. Look at her! And I don't even think she's that pretty to be honest. Oh yeah. I went there.



I think the only solution is a mud wrestle with Diane taking the name whomever wins.


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RE: The Jet From Gladiators Appreciation Thread. - 29/5/2012 10:26:07 PM   
Shifty Bench

 

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I'm sorry, but while I am obviously on our Jet's side, the American Jet could probably destroy her very quickly. Look at her!



She doesn't look much bigger than the original Jet in that photo. You're a Jet traitor, Shifty - begone!



Seriously? She's clearly more muscular and veiny and gross. She looks like a dude with a wig on.

Oh, and way to edit the bit of my post that says I don't think she's pretty to suit your own needs

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RE: The Jet From Gladiators Appreciation Thread. - 30/5/2012 5:59:58 PM   
sanchia


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Did someone say leather?





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RE: The Jet From Gladiators Appreciation Thread. - 30/5/2012 6:57:37 PM   
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She reminds me of Kelly Brook. They could be cousins. Or sisters. Sisters that share a flat. A bath. Me.

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RE: The Jet From Gladiators Appreciation Thread. - 30/5/2012 7:05:04 PM   
sanchia


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Wasn't Kelly Brook upset the other week when some businessman offered her 1 million Euro for sex? Where were you on that day Mr Kovac?

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RE: The Jet From Gladiators Appreciation Thread. - 30/5/2012 8:23:54 PM   
borstal


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I seem to remember not seeing him at all that day.

mmmm

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RE: The Jet From Gladiators Appreciation Thread. - 30/5/2012 8:58:41 PM   
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I never heard this Brook story (though trust Sanchia to have done, haha!).

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RE: The Jet From Gladiators Appreciation Thread. - 30/5/2012 9:52:28 PM   
sanchia


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http://www.metro.co.uk/showbiz/899818-kelly-brook-wows-in-cannes-after-she-is-offered-1m-to-sleep-with-stranger

And a little something else to perk us up



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RE: The Jet From Gladiators Appreciation Thread. - 30/5/2012 10:36:29 PM   
BigKovacs


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Wasn't Kelly Brook upset the other week when some businessman offered her 1 million Euro for sex? Where were you on that day Mr Kovac?



Mate, if I had a million Euros spare that I could spend on bonking Kelly Brook I wouldn't be here posting about it.

Scratch that, I'd be everywhere telling everyone about it!!

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