horribleives
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Joined: 12/6/2009 From: The North
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ORIGINAL: jon5000 Aaaaand the award for world's most boring narcissist goes to... Why are people prepared to give this man money? It's disgusting. People need to stop giving him money now. He is a filthy, horrible man. And I'm not just reacting to the persona created in his shows, he genuinely is a horrible man. He might be quite a nice bloke in real life. He isn't. He's epitomizes everything I dislike about the modern yuppy. Vain, smug, arrogant for no reason. What has he actually done that warrants the arrogance? I mean, really? And he puts on this cringeworthy nice guy image. But you know deep down he's a horrible, disgusting bastard. Obsessed with his own image. All those cringe-worthy close ups of his reaction during his shows. Urgh, it's disgusting. I absolutely detest him. And furthermore, I can genuinely say with 100% honesty that I would hate to be him. I just couldn't live with myself given how empty his success is. He is one of the most boring men on television. The epitome of a twat. Okay, you win - you clearly know him personally. Ha. I genuinely don't know how you can sit there and assume he might be a nice bloke. It's all an act. He'd sell your mother a Susan Boyle CD before he became your friend. Don't fall for it. I'm not assuming anything - I've never met him, all I know is the person I see on the telly or read about in the tabloids. I don't particularly like his programmes or what they represent but that doesn't automatically mean he's a horrible person, no more than your liking of Stewart Lee means he must be a decent one. And as someone who makes his fortune selling CDs, why wouldn't he rather sell one to my mam than befriend a complete stranger? He'd be far too jealous of my looks and perfect teeth anyway so it'd never work
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