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RE: What A Twat - 12/6/2012 9:39:29 PM   
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RE: What A Twat - 12/6/2012 9:41:02 PM   
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Watching rom-coms.

I don't personally like this thread, because I think it's basically DSMO level stuff, but the way round it is always for people to start new threads on things they do like, I guess.



DSMO?


Don't Start Me Off. A website where people basically pick a series of easy targets and rant about why they hate them. Usually by saying they're cunts or twats, or in the case of Josie Long, "Mongcunt".


Oh yeah, I've heard of them. They were at the centre of a twitter thing last year for being misogynist assholes.


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RE: What A Twat - 12/6/2012 9:41:26 PM   
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Madonna.


Good shout

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RE: What A Twat - 12/6/2012 9:41:42 PM   
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RE: What A Twat - 12/6/2012 9:46:00 PM   
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RE: What A Twat - 12/6/2012 9:46:04 PM   
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Can we just get back to posting pictures of twats? Whilst not exactly intellectually stimulating. It is stangely therapeutic.






No. Please answer, in a minimum of 300 words (no upper limit)

a) Why you think he's a twat
b) Have you met or can offer any proof to validate twatness beyond personal response
c) Can you identify any redeeming features that he can work on to improve himself
d) At least one scholarly quotation in support of your argument, with Harvard referencing.



a) His stupid hair.
b) No
c) He could change his hair
d) "The only thing more annoying than a self opinionated cunt is a self opinionated cunt who gets paid for his opinion. Mark Kermode, come on down!" - Some guy off the internet.


Shit. Just noticed the 300 words bit.



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RE: What A Twat - 12/6/2012 9:52:03 PM   
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d) "The only thing more annoying than a self opinionated cunt is a self opinionated cunt who gets paid for his opinion. Mark Kermode, come on down!" - Some guy off the internet.




Thing is, though, as a film critic being "self-opinionated" is pretty much his job.

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RE: What A Twat - 12/6/2012 10:06:15 PM   
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d) "The only thing more annoying than a self opinionated cunt is a self opinionated cunt who gets paid for his opinion. Mark Kermode, come on down!" - Some guy off the internet.




Thing is, though, as a film critic being "self-opinionated" is pretty much his job.


Yes, that is true. And he is very good at being self opinionated, therefore he is very good at his job. I don't recall ever being in agreement with anything I have ever heard him say, but again, this is very much the job of a critic it would seem.

In truth I have no idea if he is a twat or not, and even then, surely the definition of a twat is a purely subjective thing anyway. One man's twat is another man's Patrick Stewart, etc.


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RE: What A Twat - 12/6/2012 10:13:53 PM   
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I think the problem with the thread is that in the first few pages the 'twats' on display were pretty much universally considered as such. But at this point people are thinking "hmmm...who pisses me off a bit...?", considering that putting up someone like Hitler or Thatcher might be a little unimaginitive. The thread will either descend into chaos or sink into a bog.

I regret not knowing what Jim R might've made of this.

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RE: What A Twat - 12/6/2012 10:18:44 PM   
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I regret not knowing what Jim R might've made of this.




I'd assume Gervais and Ross would feature heavily.

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RE: What A Twat - 12/6/2012 10:24:13 PM   
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Is 'twat' more acceptable than 'cunt' in this context? You're still calling them a vagina regardless. Come back Jim.

Also, Harvard referencing is for twats. MLA fo sho.

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RE: What A Twat - 12/6/2012 10:54:54 PM   
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I suppose one is considered more jocularly offensive than the other, Olaf. But you make a perfectly valid point.

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RE: What A Twat - 12/6/2012 11:25:13 PM   
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Is 'twat' more acceptable than 'cunt' in this context? You're still calling them a vagina regardless. Come back Jim.

Also, Harvard referencing is for twats. MLA fo sho.


Perhaps we should start using the term twunt, to ensure we get the best of both worlds.

Also, less of the banned member discussion people, you know the drill.

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RE: What A Twat - 12/6/2012 11:49:35 PM   
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Is 'twat' more acceptable than 'cunt' in this context? You're still calling them a vagina regardless. Come back Jim.

Also, Harvard referencing is for twats. MLA fo sho.


Perhaps we should start using the term twunt, to ensure we get the best of both worlds.


Or indeed, best of both words. Huh? Huh? Some would argue that the best of those two particular words actually spell 'cat' but that means something else. Or it means exactly the same if you think about it. And some people would say cats are cunts anyway. Not me, though, I love 'em. So, this thread has went Mammoth, eh? Wow, talk about twats. Those Mammoths, getting themselves extinct, eh? Pfffffft. Pussies.


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RE: What A Twat - 13/6/2012 12:01:41 AM   
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To sum up....

1. How the fuck did this go mammoth?
2. I only started this thread as a joke.
3. If you don't like the thread don't post in it.
4. If you do hate it, take comfort in that its mammoth, therefore will disappear in a few days.
5. It wasn't even my idea, I nicked it from jonson.
6. Madonna is a twunt.

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RE: What A Twat - 13/6/2012 12:04:16 AM   
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmfnw5KJHw8



Hahahahahahaha..... not funny.

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RE: What A Twat - 13/6/2012 12:12:08 AM   
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6. Madonna is a twunt.


Is she though?

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RE: What A Twat - 13/6/2012 12:15:39 AM   
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmfnw5KJHw8



Hahahahahahaha..... not funny.


tee-hee.


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RE: What A Twat - 13/6/2012 12:16:32 AM   
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To sum up....

1. How the fuck did this go mammoth?


On a slightly unrelated note my wife earlier today asked me if I was listening to 'Mammoth'. I stared at her blankly before realising that she had inadvertently melded Opeth and Mastodon.

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RE: What A Twat - 13/6/2012 12:24:13 AM   
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To sum up....

1. How the fuck did this go mammoth?



I demanded real debate.

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2. I only started this thread as a joke.


Don't quit your day job and become a comedian please.
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3. If you don't like the thread don't post in it.


Nah I want to improve things. The thread could have been fine, but lets be honest it wasn't.


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4. If you do hate it, take comfort in that its mammoth, therefore will disappear in a few days.


I do.

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5. It wasn't even my idea, I nicked it from jonson.


Its a desperate man who steals from jonson.

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6. Madonna is a twunt.



LOL NO.

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RE: What A Twat - 13/6/2012 12:34:17 AM   
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I'm with Rhubarb on this. More threads about people's toilet habits, damnit!

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RE: What A Twat - 13/6/2012 12:38:19 AM   
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Exactl...wait a minute.

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RE: What A Twat - 13/6/2012 12:39:24 AM   
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To sum up....

1. How the fuck did this go mammoth?



I demanded real debate.




quote:

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2. I only started this thread as a joke.


Don't quit your day job and become a comedian please.


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3. If you don't like the thread don't post in it.

Nah I want to improve things. The thread could have been fine, but lets be honest it wasn't.



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4. If you do hate it, take comfort in that its mammoth, therefore will disappear in a few days.


I do.


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5. It wasn't even my idea, I nicked it from jonson.


Its a desperate man who steals from jonson.



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6. Madonna is a twunt.


LOL NO.




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RE: What A Twat - 13/6/2012 12:41:34 AM   
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Kenan and Kel are not twats.

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RE: What A Twat - 13/6/2012 12:46:41 AM   
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Is 'twat' more acceptable than 'cunt' in this context? You're still calling them a vagina regardless. Come back Jim.

Also, Harvard referencing is for twats. MLA fo sho.


Perhaps we should start using the term twunt, to ensure we get the best of both worlds.


Or indeed, best of both words. Huh? Huh? Some would argue that the best of those two particular words actually spell 'cat' but that means something else. Or it means exactly the same if you think about it. And some people would say cats are cunts anyway. Not me, though, I love 'em. So, this thread has went Mammoth, eh? Wow, talk about twats. Those Mammoths, getting themselves extinct, eh? Pfffffft. Pussies.



Even though I don't understand this post, it reminds me that 'pussy' is another euphemism for a vagina that also doubles up as a term of abuse in modern-day conversation. Question for this thread in order to inspire conversation: are there deeper socio-cultural reasons for why insults based around female reproductive organs are so popular? Is being called a twat or a cunt worse than being called a cock, a dick, a bellend or a bollix? If so, why? Discuss.

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RE: What A Twat - 13/6/2012 12:47:54 AM   
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Let's hear it for Spaldron, King of the Gifs, ladies and gentlemen, how about that?



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RE: What A Twat - 13/6/2012 12:50:18 AM   
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Is 'twat' more acceptable than 'cunt' in this context? You're still calling them a vagina regardless. Come back Jim.

Also, Harvard referencing is for twats. MLA fo sho.


Perhaps we should start using the term twunt, to ensure we get the best of both worlds.


Or indeed, best of both words. Huh? Huh? Some would argue that the best of those two particular words actually spell 'cat' but that means something else. Or it means exactly the same if you think about it. And some people would say cats are cunts anyway. Not me, though, I love 'em. So, this thread has went Mammoth, eh? Wow, talk about twats. Those Mammoths, getting themselves extinct, eh? Pfffffft. Pussies.



Even though I don't understand this post, it reminds me that 'pussy' is another euphemism for a vagina that also doubles up as a term of abuse in modern-day conversation. Question for this thread in order to inspire conversation: are there deeper socio-cultural reasons for why insults based around female reproductive organs are so popular? Is being called a twat or a cunt worse than being called a cock, a dick, a bellend or a bollix? If so, why? Discuss.


Calm down there Caitlin Moran.


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RE: What A Twat - 13/6/2012 12:51:17 AM   
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Is 'twat' more acceptable than 'cunt' in this context? You're still calling them a vagina regardless. Come back Jim.

Also, Harvard referencing is for twats. MLA fo sho.


Perhaps we should start using the term twunt, to ensure we get the best of both worlds.


Or indeed, best of both words. Huh? Huh? Some would argue that the best of those two particular words actually spell 'cat' but that means something else. Or it means exactly the same if you think about it. And some people would say cats are cunts anyway. Not me, though, I love 'em. So, this thread has went Mammoth, eh? Wow, talk about twats. Those Mammoths, getting themselves extinct, eh? Pfffffft. Pussies.



Even though I don't understand this post, it reminds me that 'pussy' is another euphemism for a vagina that also doubles up as a term of abuse in modern-day conversation. Question for this thread in order to inspire conversation: are there deeper socio-cultural reasons for why insults based around female reproductive organs are so popular? Is being called a twat or a cunt worse than being called a cock, a dick, a bellend or a bollix? If so, why? Discuss.


What is there not to understand? Wait, is that even a sentence? 'What is there not....' never mind, you clearly did understand it as you got my pussy/cat reference. Why did you lie to me, Olaf? Why?



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RE: What A Twat - 13/6/2012 12:52:28 AM   
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Calm down there Caitlin Moran.



Who is Caitlin Moran? Is she fit?

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RE: What A Twat - 13/6/2012 12:53:47 AM   
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Question for this thread in order to inspire conversation: are there deeper socio-cultural reasons for why insults based around female reproductive organs are so popular? Is being called a twat or a cunt worse than being called a cock, a dick, a bellend or a bollix? If so, why? Discuss.


I think it's all to do with that old belief that women weren't meant to enjoy sex. So the vagina is seen as something shameful, and something that a woman should only share with her husband, and any woman who has sex outside of marriage is a whore. But with men, they were just being men. So a penis become a more common thing, but you're not supposed to see a vagina, so slang terms for it become seen as even more crude, and that kind of skewed morality has been hammered into us over a long time.

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