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RE: 11000 worth of sex toys stolen from flat - 16/5/2012 8:23:50 PM   
Hood_Man


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ORIGINAL: King of Kafiristan

I am sorry this theft took place. Perhaps if the under class had a better economic outlook, incidents like this would be less common.

PS I am not going to make light of this situation just because it involves sex toys. As a sex positive consenting adult, I see no difference between this crime and one involving electronics, jewelry or ancient artifacts.

Although I agree with your sentiment, I'd be a hypocrite if I was posting messages of sympathy or condolence. I often feel so disconnected with stories like this that it seems to take extreme circumstances to generate any real emotion (thieves robbing a house at Christmas and stealing the presents under the tree, or if this happened to someone I know etc, would make me angry for example), that a standard "How awful, my condolences to them all" message would be a false and empty gesture

Plus the words "Sex Shop" bring out the inner child inside me who still finds it funny when I drive through the town of Pant on my way to Liverpool, to see that some smart alec has added an S to the sign to spell "PantS"

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RE: 11000 worth of sex toys stolen from flat - 16/5/2012 8:27:13 PM   
horribleives

 

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What does 'sex positive' mean?

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RE: 11000 worth of sex toys stolen from flat - 16/5/2012 8:34:50 PM   
superdan


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quote:

ORIGINAL: horribleives

What does 'sex positive' mean?


It's when you manage to last more than 2 minutes.

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RE: 11000 worth of sex toys stolen from flat - 16/5/2012 8:41:31 PM   
Hood_Man


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quote:

ORIGINAL: superdan


quote:

ORIGINAL: horribleives

What does 'sex positive' mean?


It's when you manage to last more than 2 minutes.

...TWO minutes???

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RE: 11000 worth of sex toys stolen from flat - 16/5/2012 8:43:01 PM   
horribleives

 

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quote:

ORIGINAL: superdan


quote:

ORIGINAL: horribleives

What does 'sex positive' mean?


It's when you manage to last more than 2 minutes.


You mean a wank?


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RE: 11000 worth of sex toys stolen from flat - 16/5/2012 8:59:23 PM   
Keyser Sozzled


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quote:

ORIGINAL: superdan


quote:

ORIGINAL: horribleives

What does 'sex positive' mean?


It's when you manage to last more than 2 minutes.


I presume you are including closing the curtains, finding the lotion and waiting for redtube to buffer?

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RE: 11000 worth of sex toys stolen from flat - 17/5/2012 9:18:14 AM   
sharkboy


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quote:

ORIGINAL: horribleives

What does 'sex positive' mean?


"Honey, want to fool around?"
"No"
"Are you sure?"
"Positive"

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RE: 11000 worth of sex toys stolen from flat - 17/5/2012 9:35:59 AM   
hubu_phonk


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quote:

ORIGINAL: sharkboy

quote:

ORIGINAL: horribleives

What does 'sex positive' mean?


"Honey, want to fool around?"
"No"
"Are you sure?"
"Positive"


Are you Richie Cunningham?



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RE: 11000 worth of sex toys stolen from flat - 17/5/2012 9:41:31 AM   
sharkboy


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quote:

ORIGINAL: hubu_phonk


quote:

ORIGINAL: sharkboy

quote:

ORIGINAL: horribleives

What does 'sex positive' mean?


"Honey, want to fool around?"
"No"
"Are you sure?"
"Positive"


Are you Richie Cunningham?




Me? I'm the motherfuckin' Fonz!  

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RE: 11000 worth of sex toys stolen from flat - 17/5/2012 10:34:15 AM   
hubu_phonk


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From: between chit chat and analysis
quote:

ORIGINAL: sharkboy

quote:

ORIGINAL: hubu_phonk


quote:

ORIGINAL: sharkboy

quote:

ORIGINAL: horribleives

What does 'sex positive' mean?


"Honey, want to fool around?"
"No"
"Are you sure?"
"Positive"


Are you Richie Cunningham?




Me? I'm the motherfuckin' Fonz!


I've always thought of him as a 50's Gandalf



< Message edited by hubu_phonk -- 17/5/2012 10:36:48 AM >


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RE: 11000 worth of sex toys stolen from flat - 17/5/2012 11:30:23 AM   
Toby Monroe


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Acting on a tip off the police are said to be checking some local bushes.

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RE: 11000 worth of sex toys stolen from flat - 17/5/2012 12:02:14 PM   
Chief


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Apparently it's keeping the police pretty tied up.

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RE: 11000 worth of sex toys stolen from flat - 17/5/2012 12:04:37 PM   
Chief


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quote:

ORIGINAL: King of Kafiristan
PS I am not going to make light of this situation just because it involves sex toys. As a sex positive consenting adult, I see no difference between this crime and one involving electronics, jewelry or ancient artifacts.



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RE: 11000 worth of sex toys stolen from flat - 17/5/2012 2:40:11 PM   
Emyr Thy King


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After cumming out, good luck putting the pecker(s) back in the box (if found).

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RE: 11000 worth of sex toys stolen from flat - 17/5/2012 6:27:34 PM   
Hood_Man


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Emyr Thy King

After cumming out, good luck putting the pecker(s) back in the box (if found).



Wha couldn't you put the pecker back in the box?



(I watched Con Air last night )

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RE: 11000 worth of sex toys stolen from flat - 17/5/2012 6:44:59 PM   
King of Kafiristan

 

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Hood_Man


quote:

ORIGINAL: King of Kafiristan

I am sorry this theft took place. Perhaps if the under class had a better economic outlook, incidents like this would be less common.

PS I am not going to make light of this situation just because it involves sex toys. As a sex positive consenting adult, I see no difference between this crime and one involving electronics, jewelry or ancient artifacts.

Although I agree with your sentiment, I'd be a hypocrite if I was posting messages of sympathy or condolence. I often feel so disconnected with stories like this that it seems to take extreme circumstances to generate any real emotion (thieves robbing a house at Christmas and stealing the presents under the tree, or if this happened to someone I know etc, would make me angry for example), that a standard "How awful, my condolences to them all" message would be a false and empty gesture

Plus the words "Sex Shop" bring out the inner child inside me who still finds it funny when I drive through the town of Pant on my way to Liverpool, to see that some smart alec has added an S to the sign to spell "PantS"



Oh I'd pretty much agree. I was mostly just making a point about how our media (perhaps this is more an american problem) still finds sex so titilating. It's like the stories where "man kills friend over videogames" get publicized when "man kills friend after argument over money" gets ignored.
quote:

ORIGINAL: horribleives

What does 'sex positive' mean?


It just means, as far as I understand it, that I think it's a healthy and fun activity that doesn't need to be talked about in hushed whispers. It's a reaction to American prudery.

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Post #: 46
RE: 11000 worth of sex toys stolen from flat - 17/5/2012 6:50:49 PM   
horribleives

 

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Joined: 12/6/2009
From: The North

quote:

ORIGINAL: King of Kafiristan


quote:

ORIGINAL: Hood_Man


quote:

ORIGINAL: King of Kafiristan

I am sorry this theft took place. Perhaps if the under class had a better economic outlook, incidents like this would be less common.

PS I am not going to make light of this situation just because it involves sex toys. As a sex positive consenting adult, I see no difference between this crime and one involving electronics, jewelry or ancient artifacts.

Although I agree with your sentiment, I'd be a hypocrite if I was posting messages of sympathy or condolence. I often feel so disconnected with stories like this that it seems to take extreme circumstances to generate any real emotion (thieves robbing a house at Christmas and stealing the presents under the tree, or if this happened to someone I know etc, would make me angry for example), that a standard "How awful, my condolences to them all" message would be a false and empty gesture

Plus the words "Sex Shop" bring out the inner child inside me who still finds it funny when I drive through the town of Pant on my way to Liverpool, to see that some smart alec has added an S to the sign to spell "PantS"



Oh I'd pretty much agree. I was mostly just making a point about how our media (perhaps this is more an american problem) still finds sex so titilating. It's like the stories where "man kills friend over videogames" get publicized when "man kills friend after argument over money" gets ignored.
quote:

ORIGINAL: horribleives

What does 'sex positive' mean?


It just means, as far as I understand it, that I think it's a healthy and fun activity that doesn't need to be talked about in hushed whispers. It's a reaction to American prudery.


Ah right. God bless the USA - they've even invented a label for simply being a normal person.

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RE: 11000 worth of sex toys stolen from flat - 19/5/2012 10:57:59 AM   
BigKovacs


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'Sex positive' doesnt even make sense.

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RE: 11000 worth of sex toys stolen from flat - 19/5/2012 11:03:30 AM   
jonson


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quote:

ORIGINAL: BigKovacs

'Sex positive' doesnt even make sense.


Yeah, but sex negative does. Try being married for 15 years

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RE: 11000 worth of sex toys stolen from flat - 19/5/2012 11:11:18 AM   
rawlinson

 

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The early 80s porn film Cafe Flesh had sex positives and sex negatives. Sex negatives were unable to have sex because of a sickness and sex positives were forced to have sex in public to entertain the sex negatives.

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RE: 11000 worth of sex toys stolen from flat - 19/5/2012 11:38:10 AM   
Pigeon Army


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quote:

ORIGINAL: King of Kafiristan

quote:

ORIGINAL: horribleives

What does 'sex positive' mean?


It just means, as far as I understand it, that I think it's a healthy and fun activity that doesn't need to be talked about in hushed whispers. It's a reaction to American prudery.


quote:

PS I am not going to make light of this situation just because it involves sex toys.


Laughing about an 11000 dildo heist isn't sex-negative. It's an uncommon and absurd thing, like people holding up a taco store to get a taco or people breaking into liquor stores and getting trapped. Being Captain Buzzkill and going "I'm not going to laugh because I'm a mature person about sex" is not particularly sex-positive, because insisting you can only talk about sex in serious tones is just as restrictive and norm-enforcing as insisting you can only talk about it in hushed tones. Besides, people aren't just laughing about it because it's sex. They're laughing because it's funny.

quote:

ORIGINAL: rawlinson

The early 80s porn film Cafe Flesh had sex positives and sex negatives. Sex negatives were unable to have sex because of a sickness and sex positives were forced to have sex in public to entertain the sex negatives.


Trust you to know this, Grandpa.

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She's supposed to be 13! I'd want her to be very attractive though


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quote:

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Stop being mean to Deviation

No.

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RE: 11000 worth of sex toys stolen from flat - 19/5/2012 11:54:00 AM   
sanchia


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quote:

ORIGINAL: rawlinson

The early 80s porn film Cafe Flesh had sex positives and sex negatives. Sex negatives were unable to have sex because of a sickness and sex positives were forced to have sex in public to entertain the sex negatives.



I bow to your encyclopedic knowledge of pornography.

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RE: 11000 worth of sex toys stolen from flat - 19/5/2012 12:31:46 PM   
Pigeon Army


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Just saying, there should really be a film called Dildo Heist. It'd probably be hilarious.

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Rinc
She's supposed to be 13! I'd want her to be very attractive though


quote:

ORIGINAL: MonsterCat
quote:

ORIGINAL: Pigeon Army
Stop being mean to Deviation

No.

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RE: 11000 worth of sex toys stolen from flat - 19/5/2012 12:34:45 PM   
rawlinson

 

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Pigeon Army

Just saying, there should really be a film called Dildo Heist. It'd probably be hilarious.


I was thinking it should be a gameshow.

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RE: 11000 worth of sex toys stolen from flat - 19/5/2012 12:36:18 PM   
sanchia


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Pigeon Army

Just saying, there should really be a film called Dildo Heist. It'd probably be hilarious.



Google suggests there is a German film named such. It does not look hilarious and if that picture is a true representation then it is downright scary!

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RE: 11000 worth of sex toys stolen from flat - 19/5/2012 1:57:23 PM   
hozay


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Pigeon Army

Just saying, there should really be a film called Dildo Heist. It'd probably be hilarious.


" This is a stick up "



sorry

< Message edited by hozay -- 19/5/2012 1:58:57 PM >

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RE: 11000 worth of sex toys stolen from flat - 19/5/2012 3:19:10 PM   
BigKovacs


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quote:

ORIGINAL: hozay

quote:

ORIGINAL: Pigeon Army

Just saying, there should really be a film called Dildo Heist. It'd probably be hilarious.


" This is a stick up "



sorry


Oceans 12 Inches.

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RE: 11000 worth of sex toys stolen from flat - 19/5/2012 4:43:50 PM   
King of Kafiristan

 

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quote:

ORIGINAL: horribleives


quote:

ORIGINAL: King of Kafiristan


quote:

ORIGINAL: Hood_Man


quote:

ORIGINAL: King of Kafiristan

I am sorry this theft took place. Perhaps if the under class had a better economic outlook, incidents like this would be less common.

PS I am not going to make light of this situation just because it involves sex toys. As a sex positive consenting adult, I see no difference between this crime and one involving electronics, jewelry or ancient artifacts.

Although I agree with your sentiment, I'd be a hypocrite if I was posting messages of sympathy or condolence. I often feel so disconnected with stories like this that it seems to take extreme circumstances to generate any real emotion (thieves robbing a house at Christmas and stealing the presents under the tree, or if this happened to someone I know etc, would make me angry for example), that a standard "How awful, my condolences to them all" message would be a false and empty gesture

Plus the words "Sex Shop" bring out the inner child inside me who still finds it funny when I drive through the town of Pant on my way to Liverpool, to see that some smart alec has added an S to the sign to spell "PantS"



Oh I'd pretty much agree. I was mostly just making a point about how our media (perhaps this is more an american problem) still finds sex so titilating. It's like the stories where "man kills friend over videogames" get publicized when "man kills friend after argument over money" gets ignored.
quote:

ORIGINAL: horribleives

What does 'sex positive' mean?


It just means, as far as I understand it, that I think it's a healthy and fun activity that doesn't need to be talked about in hushed whispers. It's a reaction to American prudery.


Ah right. God bless the USA - they've even invented a label for simply being a normal person.



It's slightly more open minded than the norm, according to the official definition:

quote:

The sex-positive movement is an ideology which promotes and embraces open sexuality with few limits. Sex positivity is "an attitude towards human sexuality that regards all consensual sexual activities as fundamentally healthy and pleasurable, and encourages sexual pleasure and experimentation. The sex-positive movement is a social and philosophical movement that advocates these attitudes. The sex-positive movement advocates sex education and safer sex as part of its campaign."[1] The movement makes no moral distinctions among types of sexual activities, regarding these choices as matters of personal preference.

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RE: 11000 worth of sex toys stolen from flat - 19/5/2012 4:54:14 PM   
superdan


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quote:

ORIGINAL: BigKovacs


quote:

ORIGINAL: hozay

quote:

ORIGINAL: Pigeon Army

Just saying, there should really be a film called Dildo Heist. It'd probably be hilarious.


" This is a stick up "



sorry


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The Assfault Jungle.

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RE: 11000 worth of sex toys stolen from flat - 19/5/2012 7:11:01 PM   
DancingClown


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quote:

ORIGINAL: superdan


quote:

ORIGINAL: BigKovacs


quote:

ORIGINAL: hozay

quote:

ORIGINAL: Pigeon Army

Just saying, there should really be a film called Dildo Heist. It'd probably be hilarious.


" This is a stick up "



sorry


Oceans 12 Inches.


The Assfault Jungle.



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