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11000 worth of sex toys stolen from flat - 16/5/2012 10:02:18 AM   
sharkboy


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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hereford-worcester-18073459

Let punning commence!

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RE: 11000 worth of sex toys stolen from flat - 16/5/2012 10:05:03 AM   
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Whoever did it needs putting in handcuffs.

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RE: 11000 worth of sex toys stolen from flat - 16/5/2012 10:06:12 AM   
sharkboy


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Yeah, they're obviously looking for hardened criminals here

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RE: 11000 worth of sex toys stolen from flat - 16/5/2012 10:13:15 AM   
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Wonder if they'll get a stiff sentence if caught....

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RE: 11000 worth of sex toys stolen from flat - 16/5/2012 10:31:01 AM   
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Those thieves would have been buzzing with their haul.

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RE: 11000 worth of sex toys stolen from flat - 16/5/2012 10:41:12 AM   
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That's some snatch.

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RE: 11000 worth of sex toys stolen from flat - 16/5/2012 10:52:31 AM   
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Some one will get roasted for this.

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RE: 11000 worth of sex toys stolen from flat - 16/5/2012 10:53:18 AM   
Toby Monroe


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Do you think they'll feltch in the sniffer dogs?

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RE: 11000 worth of sex toys stolen from flat - 16/5/2012 10:53:38 AM   
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Err..cunts.

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RE: 11000 worth of sex toys stolen from flat - 16/5/2012 11:37:49 AM   
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Crumbs someone is in for a good time

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RE: 11000 worth of sex toys stolen from flat - 16/5/2012 12:16:12 PM   
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I got a bad vibe from this story.

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RE: 11000 worth of sex toys stolen from flat - 16/5/2012 12:20:18 PM   
Chief


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I hope the police don't finger the wrong suspect.

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RE: 11000 worth of sex toys stolen from flat - 16/5/2012 12:31:04 PM   
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Maybe the chase will lead the police down the rabbit-hole.

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RE: 11000 worth of sex toys stolen from flat - 16/5/2012 1:11:30 PM   
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I bet there's going to be sex and bondage in all the holes.



........too subtle?

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RE: 11000 worth of sex toys stolen from flat - 16/5/2012 2:06:14 PM   
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Away from all the puns, did no-one else find the fact that this sex shop was set up by a father and daughter a little...weird?

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RE: 11000 worth of sex toys stolen from flat - 16/5/2012 2:11:18 PM   
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Away from all the puns, did no-one else find the fact that this sex shop was set up by a father and daughter a little...weird?


A little. Back to the crime though, your mum finally realised it's cheaper than buying them?

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RE: 11000 worth of sex toys stolen from flat - 16/5/2012 2:13:58 PM   
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Dude, we're in a recession. A little understanding, please.

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RE: 11000 worth of sex toys stolen from flat - 16/5/2012 2:17:21 PM   
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I actually saw this news story earlier and was going to post it with the headline 'Matty's Mum on the Loose in Stourport-on-Severn', but thought it was a bit cruel.

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RE: 11000 worth of sex toys stolen from flat - 16/5/2012 2:18:08 PM   
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Dude, we're in a recession. A little understanding, please.


Oh, cum on now. Don't be so anal.

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RE: 11000 worth of sex toys stolen from flat - 16/5/2012 3:03:19 PM   
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It was a big rubbery.

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RE: 11000 worth of sex toys stolen from flat - 16/5/2012 3:04:15 PM   
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Did the polcie go in the back door, if so I hope they didn't bang their helmet.

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RE: 11000 worth of sex toys stolen from flat - 16/5/2012 3:50:09 PM   
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Hang on a second. That isn't a truncheon!

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RE: 11000 worth of sex toys stolen from flat - 16/5/2012 4:11:06 PM   
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Sounds like they got fucked over.

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RE: 11000 worth of sex toys stolen from flat - 16/5/2012 6:12:32 PM   
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I am sorry this theft took place. Perhaps if the under class had a better economic outlook, incidents like this would be less common.

PS I am not going to make light of this situation just because it involves sex toys. As a sex positive consenting adult, I see no difference between this crime and one involving electronics, jewelry or ancient artifacts.

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RE: 11000 worth of sex toys stolen from flat - 16/5/2012 6:17:53 PM   
DancingClown


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Well, someone's got a stick up his arse. And by stick I mean big rubber cock recently stolen from a sex-shop. Nick 'im.

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RE: 11000 worth of sex toys stolen from flat - 16/5/2012 6:25:17 PM   
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quote:

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I am sorry this theft took place. Perhaps if the under class had a better economic outlook, incidents like this would be less common.

PS I am not going to make light of this situation just because it involves sex toys. As a sex positive consenting adult, I see no difference between this crime and one involving electronics, jewelry or ancient artifacts.


Always knew you put your iStuff up your bum.

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RE: 11000 worth of sex toys stolen from flat - 16/5/2012 7:26:25 PM   
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Sounds like they've really pulled the (butt)plug on their supplies. They must have a lot of spunk to pull that one off.

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RE: 11000 worth of sex toys stolen from flat - 16/5/2012 8:07:12 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: King of Kafiristan

I am sorry this theft took place. Perhaps if the under class had a better economic outlook, incidents like this would be less common.

PS I am not going to make light of this situation just because it involves sex toys. As a sex positive consenting adult, I see no difference between this crime and one involving electronics, jewelry or ancient artifacts.


I don't think a laptop or a watch is quite as pun-tastic as a load of big rubber cocks.
What makes it worse though is the thieves can't even sell the goods on - they've probably just been shoved up a back-alley somewhere.

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RE: 11000 worth of sex toys stolen from flat - 16/5/2012 8:10:53 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: King of Kafiristan

I am sorry this theft took place. Perhaps if the under class had a better economic outlook, incidents like this would be less common.

PS I am not going to make light of this situation just because it involves sex toys. As a sex positive consenting adult, I see no difference between this crime and one involving electronics, jewelry or ancient artifacts.


Jesus, who invited captain bring down?

Anyway....willies!

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RE: 11000 worth of sex toys stolen from flat - 16/5/2012 8:13:38 PM   
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I can't help but picture King... to look like Britta out of Community now. Buzzkill!

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