satanicbearmaster
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In this current economic climate and shitstorm of crap modern cinema, downloading is necessary. When I have the slightest bit of cash, I spend it on necessities like cans of cheap cider, food and records. I don't want to be some sort of modern livingstone, braving the marsh of shit cinema to find out the good ones. If I had watched Outcast and enjoyed it so much that I had sex with various USB slots on my laptop just to make myself feel closer and more immersed in the cinematic viewing experience, I would have probably gone out and bought it on every single format. Including vinyl that just contains the dialogue for the film, but they are made mostly for stoners who like to imagine what the characters look like themselves. Alas, this didn't happen. I watched the film and let out a meh. Not just a normal meh, like the mehs I let out when someone I don't particularly like asks me to go to a party with them, but the kind of meh that you would have to go out of your way to provoke someone into doing. I deleted the film almost the second after I finished watching it, probably to free up space for more pornography and grindcore albums - that's just how I roll. I won't be going out and purchasing this film. Nor will I ever think of it again and recommend it to someone.
On a related note, I was at a party once and took a shit. It flushed perfectly, no hassle there. It was probably a cheap cider shit that came out like rusty water anyway. They generally aren't that difficult to flush. Later on that night, I was messing around in the toilet with some friends and cracked the cistern. Water began leaking all over the floor. I lied and lied and lied in the face of adversity, and got away with it. I enjoyed the rest of the party and hooked up with this girl called Lizzie. She was kinda crazy, which I found out about a week later so I stopped answering her calls. Several months later I saw her in a club and she punched me in the face, knocking the ball out of my nose ring. That kinda annoyed me.
Anyway, I downloaded it. I'm a pirate. Crucify me.
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