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RE: Assh*le Movies - 7/8/2012 1:40:54 AM   
chris kilby

 

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ORIGINAL: Whistler


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I like that the less offensive part of 'asshole' was censored.


I didn't even notice that. Priceless


Who said I was censoring anything? You guys clearly aren't Kurt Vonnegut fans...

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RE: Assh*le Movies - 7/8/2012 1:43:57 AM   
chris kilby

 

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hired Robert "Agent Johnson" Davi


No the other one.


They were both in it! Grand Bush (which sounds like a 70s porn star!) is the guy who says to Bond: "This is where it ends, Commander."

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RE: Assh*le Movies - 8/8/2012 10:22:26 AM   
chris kilby

 

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ORIGINAL: MB2

Nah, hated characters are like Carrie in Four Weddings or Ruby Rhod in Fifth Element, unintentionally irritating or poorly portrayed. Arseholes were always designed to be arseholes, and are well played as such by brilliant actors.



Like this arsehole.


Yeah, you've got it. Anyone can act like a cunt, but it takes a real dick to be an assh*le.

Great work guys, BTW. This thread truly is a bunch of arse. I don't know, what is the collective noun for assh*les? Oh, I know - a sphincter of assh*les!

(Coleman Reese in The Dark Knight's another one and I salute him.)


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RE: Assh*le Movies - 9/8/2012 7:08:29 PM   
chris kilby

 

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Now this is an assh*le:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2012/jul/18/dark-knight-rises-bane-mitt-romney

Now I don't believe it myself, but apparently this Limbaugh guy is real. And I thought The Batman's fictional opponents were grotesque...

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RE: Assh*le Movies - 10/8/2012 2:00:17 AM   
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Now this is an assh*le:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2012/jul/18/dark-knight-rises-bane-mitt-romney

Now I don't believe it myself, but apparently this Limbaugh guy is real. And I thought The Batman's fictional opponents were grotesque...


Limbaugh's a crazy bastard.

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RE: Assh*le Movies - 10/8/2012 2:43:40 AM   
chris kilby

 

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Grimly amusing, though. Or he would be if millions of Americans didn't hang on his every word...

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RE: Assh*le Movies - 10/8/2012 10:55:11 AM   
JonathanMardukas

 

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Nobody has mentioned Spaceballs yet?

Come on, Darth Helmet was surrounded by assholes!!



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RE: Assh*le Movies - 10/8/2012 5:03:48 PM   
chris kilby

 

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Your name reminds me - The Great Joe Pantoliano in the sublimely wonderful Midnight Run. Indeed, "Joey Pants" in just about everything he's ever been in from The Matrix to The Sopranos.

JE Freeman plays a lot of dicks too - from Wild At Heart through Barton Fink to Alien: Resurrection.

And how could I forget Murray Hamilton as Mayor Vaughn in Jaws. A spin doctor before the term was even coined, he deserves a statue in the Assh*le Hall of Shamelessness for this truly awe-inspiring piece of wilful prevarication:


I'm pleased and happy to repeat the news that we have, in fact, caught and killed a large [INFINITESIMAL PAUSE] predator that supposedly injured some bathers. But, as you see, it's a beautiful day, the beaches are open and people are having a wonderful time. Amity, as you know, means "friendship".


Not "a frickin great big shark which ate some bathers." No "a large predator that supposedly injured some bathers." What an assh*le! The assh*le's assh*le, in fact. We are not worthy.

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RE: Assh*le Movies - 10/8/2012 5:11:24 PM   
chris kilby

 

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All the evil yuppie scumbags in Robocop are corporate assh*les of the first rank. One of them, the deputy assh*le-in-chief, is even called Dick. But special mention has to go to Miguel Ferrer's supremely slimey and charmless Bob Morton. When Clarence "Cops don't like me!" Boedicker frags Bob it's gotta be one of THE great punch-the-air moments in all of cinema. I'd like to see the forthcoming pointless remake top that! (Bet it doesn't have a secondary corporate villain snorting chico off a hooker's ample bossom either - I'd buy that for a dollar!)

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