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RE: The Scottish Thread 2 - Electric Boogaloo - 4/5/2012 6:10:27 PM   
Saltire


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Democracy working an absolute treat in my home town.

http://www.scotsman.com/news/odd/scottish-council-elections-lib-dems-pipped-to-the-post-by-penguin-1-2275269


Lol, love it!

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RE: The Scottish Thread 2 - Electric Boogaloo - 4/5/2012 6:17:54 PM   
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I read that story and all I could think was- that penguin suit must smell a bit rank.....

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Shifty said it best


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RE: The Scottish Thread 2 - Electric Boogaloo - 11/5/2012 4:30:36 PM   
Chief


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 "Hunners" means 1,2 or 3
"12 degrees" means summer
"Ma bit" means your house
"Bawhair" is a recognised unit of measurement
"Where u fae" determines if your getting a dooin or not
"Fuck it" is the solution to all problems
"Ahh ya bastard" means ouch I just hurt myself
"Swear doon" means I promise
"N wit" stands as a valid come back
"Aboot a hunner year ago" means last week
"Hawl u" means I demand your immediate attention
"Get yer rat oot" is an invitation to sexual intercourse
"Bullet" is an appropriate name for a dog
"How diz naw grab ye" is a valid response
"Mad man" means normal person
"Pure" is an adjective for every noun
"Yer maw" is a comeback for anything

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RE: The Scottish Thread 2 - Electric Boogaloo - 11/5/2012 5:20:19 PM   
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RE: The Scottish Thread 2 - Electric Boogaloo - 11/5/2012 7:33:56 PM   
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 Fifers are weird.

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RE: The Scottish Thread 2 - Electric Boogaloo - 18/5/2012 6:43:36 PM   
boaby

 

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 Anyone know CPR?

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RE: The Scottish Thread 2 - Electric Boogaloo - 18/5/2012 10:07:59 PM   
steffols


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ORIGINAL: Chief

"Hunners" means 1,2 or 3
"12 degrees" means summer
"Ma bit" means your house
"Bawhair" is a recognised unit of measurement
"Where u fae" determines if your getting a dooin or not
"Fuck it" is the solution to all problems
"Ahh ya bastard" means ouch I just hurt myself
"Swear doon" means I promise
"N wit" stands as a valid come back
"Aboot a hunner year ago" means last week
"Hawl u" means I demand your immediate attention
"Get yer rat oot" is an invitation to sexual intercourse
"Bullet" is an appropriate name for a dog
"How diz naw grab ye" is a valid response
"Mad man" means normal person
"Pure" is an adjective for every noun
"Yer maw" is a comeback for anything


I shouted that at one of my workmates earlier in the week. She looked up with a face like I was going to kill her. Was so funny. I love getting my aggressive Scot on.


< Message edited by steffols -- 18/5/2012 10:08:33 PM >

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RE: The Scottish Thread 2 - Electric Boogaloo - 23/5/2012 1:18:25 AM   
Spaldron


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ORIGINAL: boaby

Anyone know CPR?


I did once for my lifeguard training when I was about 18. Forgot it all now.

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And I looked and behold, a pale horse
And his name that sat on him was Death
And Hell followed with him.

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RE: The Scottish Thread 2 - Electric Boogaloo - 28/5/2012 7:44:21 PM   
horribleives

 

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 Spent thursday to sunday in Glasgow and for the first time in about a dozen visits to Scotland it didn't piss down. In fact I got slightly sunburnt.
What the fuck is going on?

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RE: The Scottish Thread 2 - Electric Boogaloo - 28/5/2012 11:26:53 PM   
Spaldron


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ORIGINAL: horribleives

Spent thursday to sunday in Glasgow and for the first time.... it didn't piss down.
What the fuck is going on?


Fixed it for you.

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And his name that sat on him was Death
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RE: The Scottish Thread 2 - Electric Boogaloo - 29/5/2012 9:46:19 PM   
Lucky Day


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Anyone else ? Surely not just me?

< Message edited by Lucky Day -- 29/5/2012 10:16:39 PM >

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RE: The Scottish Thread 2 - Electric Boogaloo - 29/5/2012 10:12:31 PM   
Saltire


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 ^^ Damn right, I like the older headmistress of a weather-woman Judith on Reporting Scotland as well

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RE: The Scottish Thread 2 - Electric Boogaloo - 29/5/2012 10:35:50 PM   
Lucky Day


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ORIGINAL: Saltire

^^ Damn right, I like the older headmistress of a weather-woman Judith on Reporting Scotland as well



You've took that too far

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RE: The Scottish Thread 2 - Electric Boogaloo - 30/5/2012 12:01:43 AM   
donethinking


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ORIGINAL: Chief

"Hunners" means 1,2 or 3
"12 degrees" means summer
"Ma bit" means your house
"Bawhair" is a recognised unit of measurement
"Where u fae" determines if your getting a dooin or not
"Fuck it" is the solution to all problems
"Ahh ya bastard" means ouch I just hurt myself
"Swear doon" means I promise
"N wit" stands as a valid come back
"Aboot a hunner year ago" means last week
"Hawl u" means I demand your immediate attention
"Get yer rat oot" is an invitation to sexual intercourse
"Bullet" is an appropriate name for a dog
"How diz naw grab ye" is a valid response
"Mad man" means normal person
"Pure" is an adjective for every noun
"Yer maw" is a comeback for anything

As a choochter i'm not getting this one, please explain

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RE: The Scottish Thread 2 - Electric Boogaloo - 30/5/2012 8:58:28 AM   
Chief


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quote:

ORIGINAL: donethinking


quote:

ORIGINAL: Chief

"Hunners" means 1,2 or 3
"12 degrees" means summer
"Ma bit" means your house
"Bawhair" is a recognised unit of measurement
"Where u fae" determines if your getting a dooin or not
"Fuck it" is the solution to all problems
"Ahh ya bastard" means ouch I just hurt myself
"Swear doon" means I promise
"N wit" stands as a valid come back
"Aboot a hunner year ago" means last week
"Hawl u" means I demand your immediate attention
"Get yer rat oot" is an invitation to sexual intercourse
"Bullet" is an appropriate name for a dog
"How diz naw grab ye" is a valid response
"Mad man" means normal person
"Pure" is an adjective for every noun
"Yer maw" is a comeback for anything

As a choochter i'm not getting this one, please explain


"How diz naw grab ye" - "How does 'no' grab you?"

If someone asks you a question, this would be a sarcastic response.

And Katriona Shearer is a yes. The crazy looking Judith? I'm gonna say nut.

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RE: The Scottish Thread 2 - Electric Boogaloo - 30/5/2012 1:05:03 PM   
donethinking


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ORIGINAL: Chief


"How diz naw grab ye" - "How does 'no' grab you?"

If someone asks you a question, this would be a sarcastic response.



Gawd so obvious now, cheers chief

Katriona shearer ? yup and the blonde one that does the weather....Judith? ok if you insist!

Jakie Bird ? fuck no, like hugging a binliner full of twigs.

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RE: The Scottish Thread 2 - Electric Boogaloo - 30/5/2012 11:09:54 PM   
Saltire


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ORIGINAL: Lucky Day


quote:

ORIGINAL: Saltire

^^ Damn right, I like the older headmistress of a weather-woman Judith on Reporting Scotland as well



You've took that too far


No way, she's sexy as hell!

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RE: The Scottish Thread 2 - Electric Boogaloo - 31/5/2012 9:09:08 AM   
Chief


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ORIGINAL: donethinking


quote:

ORIGINAL: Chief


"How diz naw grab ye" - "How does 'no' grab you?"

If someone asks you a question, this would be a sarcastic response.



Gawd so obvious now, cheers chief

Katriona shearer ? yup and the blonde one that does the weather....Judith? ok if you insist!

Jakie Bird ? fuck no, like hugging a binliner full of twigs.


Noooo, Judith Chalmers is that speccy weird looking burd with dark hair.

Hmmm, Jackie Bird though.....

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RE: The Scottish Thread 2 - Electric Boogaloo - 31/5/2012 12:13:40 PM   
donethinking


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 Judith would make a good dominatrix, great rack on her too

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RE: The Scottish Thread 2 - Electric Boogaloo - 31/5/2012 1:16:32 PM   
Chief


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Judith would make a good dominatrix, great rack on her too


Fuck it, you've convinced me!

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RE: The Scottish Thread 2 - Electric Boogaloo - 31/5/2012 3:55:37 PM   
Lucky Day


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ORIGINAL: Chief


quote:

ORIGINAL: donethinking

Judith would make a good dominatrix, great rack on her too


Fuck it, you've convinced me!


Good, thick blacksmiths apron on Judith so I'm told. For those you of you who might be intae that.

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RE: The Scottish Thread 2 - Electric Boogaloo - 31/5/2012 9:56:50 PM   
Saltire


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ORIGINAL: Chief


quote:

ORIGINAL: donethinking

Judith would make a good dominatrix, great rack on her too


Fuck it, you've convinced me!


Aye she draws out my masochistic side for sure.

Gillian Smart is a wee hottie too, she reminds me of Betty Boop


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RE: The Scottish Thread 2 - Electric Boogaloo - 31/5/2012 9:58:47 PM   
Saltire


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ORIGINAL: Lucky Day


quote:

ORIGINAL: Chief


quote:

ORIGINAL: donethinking

Judith would make a good dominatrix, great rack on her too


Fuck it, you've convinced me!


Good, thick blacksmiths apron on Judith so I'm told. For those you of you who might be intae that.


I def dont mind a bit of that meself

< Message edited by Saltire -- 31/5/2012 9:59:12 PM >

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RE: The Scottish Thread 2 - Electric Boogaloo - 4/6/2012 5:10:46 PM   
donethinking


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 I'm thinking Murray will never win a grand slam....first set to Gasquet 6-1 ffs
too inconsistent, too moody, too accident prone (he broke a tooth biting into a baguette)
so yeah ive given up hope, so frustrating to watch the fucker.

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RE: The Scottish Thread 2 - Electric Boogaloo - 4/6/2012 11:25:08 PM   
Saltire


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I'm thinking Murray will never win a grand slam....first set to Gasquet 6-1 ffs
too inconsistent, too moody, too accident prone (he broke a tooth biting into a baguette)
so yeah ive given up hope, so frustrating to watch the fucker.



Never give up on Andy, did you see the last three sets, some of the best tennis you'll see.

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RE: The Scottish Thread 2 - Electric Boogaloo - 5/6/2012 4:34:07 PM   
donethinking


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ORIGINAL: Saltire


quote:

ORIGINAL: donethinking

I'm thinking Murray will never win a grand slam....first set to Gasquet 6-1 ffs
too inconsistent, too moody, too accident prone (he broke a tooth biting into a baguette)
so yeah ive given up hope, so frustrating to watch the fucker.



Never give up on Andy, did you see the last three sets, some of the best tennis you'll see.

maybe i was a bit hasty there, still not convinced he'll win a grand slam tho

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RE: The Scottish Thread 2 - Electric Boogaloo - 5/6/2012 4:41:52 PM   
Spaldron


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ORIGINAL: donethinking


quote:

ORIGINAL: Saltire


quote:

ORIGINAL: donethinking

I'm thinking Murray will never win a grand slam....first set to Gasquet 6-1 ffs
too inconsistent, too moody, too accident prone (he broke a tooth biting into a baguette)
so yeah ive given up hope, so frustrating to watch the fucker.



Never give up on Andy, did you see the last three sets, some of the best tennis you'll see.

maybe i was a bit hasty there, still not convinced he'll win a grand slam tho


I don't think he will either, he always bottles it at the finals.

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And I looked and behold, a pale horse
And his name that sat on him was Death
And Hell followed with him.

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RE: The Scottish Thread 2 - Electric Boogaloo - 5/6/2012 8:56:59 PM   
Saltire


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 Theres something different about Andy this year though and I feel he'll give the big boys a good run for their money at Wimbledon and the US Open later in the year, though I am expecting him to lose against Ferrer next unless he plays to that level he did in the final three sets against Gasquet. He has the talent, he is getting the mentality, he just needs the consistency a bit more and a slice of luck and he'll get there imo.

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RE: The Scottish Thread 2 - Electric Boogaloo - 5/6/2012 9:08:25 PM   
boaby

 

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 Of course he'll win a slam.

I don't need reasoning.

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RE: The Scottish Thread 2 - Electric Boogaloo - 5/6/2012 9:11:03 PM   
donethinking


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 I hope he does...on a more positive note we just beat the aussies down under at rugby! yes you read that right!! ok it wasnt the english...but a wins a win

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